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Is it bad to have a dog?

the advantage of keeping a dog is that it gives you great psychological satisfaction. For example, when you come home every day, your dog will greet you with great enthusiasm, as if he has been looking forward to you all his life. The key point is that this enthusiasm will not change with the passage of time, but will only get more enthusiastic every day, making you feel that she really needs you, and you are the person she wants to see most in the world. Don't mention that kind of satisfaction. It seems that you just realized at this time that you are so needed. If you sacrifice, there will be a little guy who will be disappointed and uncomfortable. Of course, the benefits are not limited to these. For example, I always help you warm up the bed, urge you to get up on time every day, take a walk and run on time, and help you to be courageous at night. I even help you lick your palms and soles, and never dislike your smelly feet. Then you can kiss your mouth again, as long as you don't dislike it yourself. I remember reading a joke. A woman said that her cat has all the good qualities of her ideal man. I think it is also suitable for dogs: 1. Loyalty II. Reliable 3. Beauty 4. Enthusiasm 5. Full of energy 6. Can bear hardships (a dog is not too poor at home) 7. Health 8. Have a good appetite Life is regular. Obey 11. In a word, the benefits are endless. Only you can understand it slowly. The harm of keeping a dog: heartworm can indeed be transmitted to people through the bite of vector mosquitoes. The larva will not survive and develop in the human body, so the harm is not great. Knowledge will occasionally parasitize in the lungs, body cavities or subcutaneous parts to form nodules and masses, resulting in organ and tissue dysfunction. The way to prevent it is to treat sick dogs infected with canine heartworm. If you want to know whether your dog is infected with heartworm, you can take all dogs over 7 months old to the livestock health inspection institute or veterinary hospital for examination. In addition, regular vaccination or oral medicine can never be harmed, and the medicine used will not affect your health. Attention should be paid to rabies, Lyme disease and toxoplasmosis in dogs and cats. All dogs should be given rabies vaccination first to avoid this fear. In toxoplasmosis of dogs and cats, cats are the ultimate hosts of toxoplasmosis and dogs are the intermediate hosts, so there is no reproduction phenomenon. If people are infected, they will have swollen lymph nodes, fever, weakness, dyspnea and cough, and pregnant women will stillbirth and occasionally find encephalitis. Disadvantages of keeping a dog: 1. Early morning: whether it is a weekend, a May 11th holiday, a New Year's Eve, a wedding, a funeral and a big auspicious day; Whether you play cards all night, express your feelings all night, read books and watch porn all night; After listening to the rain all night, I had a spring dream in Wushan and drank the residual wine that I couldn't sell all night. As long as you don't want your dream to be filled with a misty smell of shit, you'd better get up quickly and take the dog out to take a shit. 2. It's still early morning, normal day: it doesn't matter if you brush your teeth; It doesn't matter if you wash your face; You hush, it's really human-to-dog's front legs are licking the toilet, and people are standing under your crotch, poking their heads into the toilet; Be careful, don't lick its face, you have to wash it later, and it doesn't matter if you lean over a little; Anxious to go to work, afraid of being late? Don't be busy: you don't want to train your dog to challenge David Brian's hunger strike record, do you? The water and dog food must be prepared before leaving; You don't want to go home at night and just step on the dog urine, do you? You have to brush the dog toilet and change the gasket before you go; You don't want to go home every night and wash the sheets and quilts, do you? Then don't forget to close the bedroom door before you go; You can go out now. Think about what else you left behind. By the way, put the slippers high, or even if you can find them when you come back at night, it will definitely be a dog. 4. Want to have a holiday? Yes; The seaside? Between the mountains? Country? Both are ok; Just say hello, "can you take the dog?" If you don't want to spend your wonderful holiday in the constant worry that "your dog was bitten, abused and infected with diseases in the pet foster home", you'd better fight against the kennel, dog food, dog basin and your dog. 5. It is a thief, and it always makes you find something missing when you need it; It is a robber, and anything you accidentally drop in front of it will be taken away by it like an arrow and then left behind; It is a rogue, and the bowl given to it is obviously full of food, but as soon as your mouth starts to chew, it will immediately pounce on your bowl; It is a vandal, sheets, wall coverings, carpets, table corners, chair legs, you can't expect it to let anything go; Leather sofa? Just kidding, the animal that provides the skin must be its enemy for generations. If it dies, it will tear your skin! He is a troublemaker, tripping old ladies and scaring children; At 2 o'clock in the morning, it will also be very interested in holding its own Olympic Games, regardless of the fact that the sisters downstairs are already crazy to call the police; He is a dirty ghost. He never knew that tukela and greasy braised pork in flowerpots could not be enjoyed on the bed.