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How many women has Liu Bei changed in his life? Changing wives is like changing clothes.

How many women does Liu Bei have? Anyone who has read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms knows that Liu Bei has a classic saying: "Brothers are like brothers, and wives are like clothes." It means that brothers are as irreplaceable as brothers; A wife, like clothes, can be changed at any time. Liu Bei, who is behind Wang Jing of Zhongshan and ahead of Shu Han, certainly dares to say and do. Just like changing clothes. So, how many women did Liu Bei have in his life? How did he trade in the old for the new? Liu Bei, named Xuande, was the Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty. He was a native of Zhuo Jun County during the Three Kingdoms period, that is, the descendant of Liu Sheng, the son of Emperor Jing of Han Dynasty, and the founding king of Shu Han during the Three Kingdoms period. In the last years of Emperor Lingdi of the Eastern Han Dynasty, together with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, he made some achievements in the yellow turban insurrectionary thief, so he became the county commandant of Anxi village. The secret punishment of Cao Cao failed, and he escaped. Three visits to the thatched cottage began with Zhuge Liang's assistance. Later, together with Sun Quan, he defeated Cao Cao in Chibi, won Yizhou and Hanzhong, and became the king of Hanzhong. He ascended the throne in Chengdu in 22 1 year, with the title of Han and Zhangwu. After losing the battle with Wu Dong, he returned to Baidicheng and died of illness at the age of 63. He is posthumous title Zhaolie, known as the first master in history. Later, Du Fu wrote a poem saying: "The Lord of Shu saw Wu Xiang's Three Gorges. In the year of his death, he was also in Yong 'an Palace. Cui Hua imagined an empty mountain, and the Jade Temple was a void in the empty temple. On the pine trees in the ancient temple, water cranes nest. In summer and winter festivals, the people who come are the elders of the village. The heads of Wuhou Temple live next to each other, and the monarch and the minister share sacrifices. "

According to relevant historical records, Liu Bei made a living by selling woven mats with his mother since childhood. There is a mulberry tree in the southeast corner of the hut where he lives, which looks like a car cover from a distance. People coming and going are amazed at the extraordinary posture of this tree. Some people say that this place is a noble person. When Liu Bei was a child, he played with other children under a tree and said, "I must ride this feather-covered car in the future." However, Liu Bei doesn't like reading, only likes dogs and horses, music and gorgeous clothes. He is seven feet five inches tall with his hands hanging on his knees. He can see his ears when he looks back. He doesn't like talking, and his emotions are invisible, so that he can make friends with Hao Xia. Teenagers in the village like him very much.

Although the Three Kingdoms period was a turbulent era, it was an era of heroes. With the title of "After Liu Sheng, King of Zhongshan Jing", Liu Bei not only recruited soldiers and horses, but also had many wives and concubines. As a result, Gansu, a native of Pei County, Xuzhou, became the first concubine to be included in the pepper family after Liu Bei lost his wife. Gansu is a famous local beauty, because Liu Bei didn't have a first wife at this time. In order to take charge of the internal affairs as the first wife, Gan was called Mrs. Gan. Later, he went to Jingzhou with Liu Bei, attached to Liu Biao, and gave birth to his son Dou. This son is Liu Chan, the later ruler of Shu.

Although Mrs. Gan was born in poverty, when she grew up, she was gentle and graceful. Liu Bei called her to a white tent and watched from the outside. Mrs. Gump is like the snow under the moon. An apple polisher in Henan gave Liu Bei a three-foot-high jade statue. Liu Bei put the jade man beside Mrs. Gan, and often called Mrs. Gan's clothes at night to compare with the jade man next to him. Discuss military affairs with counselors during the day, and play with jade people with Mrs. Gan at night. He often said: "Jade is rough and abrasive. Besides, it's carved in human form. Can you stop playing? " Mrs. Gan is as white as jade, and people who meet her can't tell which is Mrs. Gan and which is jade. I love not only the jealous queen, but also the jealous jade person. Mrs. Gan often wants to destroy jade people. She said to Liu Bei, "In the past, Zi Han did not regard jade as a treasure, but praised him in the Spring and Autumn Period. Now Wei Wu is still alive, how to play with things, tired of playing? Don't bring anything that is confusing and suspicious. " After listening to Mrs. Gan's words, Liu Bei took off the jade man and stopped playing. The winner saw that there was no chance to take advantage. At that time, many people thought that Mrs. Gan was a sane lady.

After Liu Bei took over Xuzhou from Tao Qian, he was assisted by Mi Zhu and Chen Deng. Mi Zhu turned out to be a very rich businessman. He has a 30-year-old sister who is very beautiful. In order to please Liu Bei, he gave his sister and all his possessions to Liu Bei. Liu Bei was down and out, as if a pie had fallen from the world, which not only revived the crisis, but also got a beautiful woman to accompany him. Later, Liu Bei was accompanied by Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi. But these two ladies were often taken away by the enemy in Liu Bei's battle against the enemy. It seems that it is not easy to be Liu Bei's wife and concubine.

In the fifth year of Jian 'an, Cao Cao defeated Liu Bei, Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi were robbed again, and Guan Yu temporarily took refuge in Cao Cao. Later, Guan Yu heard that Liu Bei was demoted to Yuan Shao, so he left Cao Cao and returned to Liu Bei with his two wives.

After Cao Cao Nan took Jingzhou, Liu Bei ran from Xiangcheng to Jiangling. Seeing Liu Bei's kindness and fearing Cao Cao's murder, Jingxiang people followed Liu Bei with their children. By the time it clears up, there are already more than 100,000 soldiers and thousands of trench cars. The walking speed is very slow, and you can only walk more than ten miles every day. Every time Liu Bei was defeated, his wife and family abandoned him. At this time, sheltering100000 people is purely for fame. Obviously, it killed the people and gave its opponents a bad name. It can be seen that his inner forbearance is actually the first in the Three Kingdoms. Cao Cao led the army to catch up, Liu Bei let Zhang Fei break, and Zhao Yun protected his family.

Cao Jun pursued Liu Bei day and night with 5,000 Qingqi, and traveled more than 300 miles day and night, catching up with Zhang Fei's Pojun in Changban, Dangyang. Zhang Feibing couldn't resist, and Mrs. Gummy was scattered by the mutinous soldiers and disappeared. Zhaoyun disappeared from the two ladies, hurriedly fought his way out from the disorderly army with a gun, and finally found Mrs. Gan and took her to Nagsaka. When Zhang Fei met Zhao Yun and asked about the baby sinus, he realized that the sinus was held by Mrs. Mi, but he didn't know where Mrs. Mi was. Zhaoyun had to rush into the army again to rescue Mrs Mi. At this time, Mrs. Mi was seriously injured and was dying to hold the sinus. After she saw Zhao Yun, she jumped into the well and died in order to get Adou out of trouble. When Zhao Yun was sad, he pushed down the earth wall and closed the manhole cover to avoid humiliating Mrs. Mi's body.

Liu Bei was overjoyed to see that Zhao Yun had saved Gan's mother and son, and was deeply saddened to hear that Mrs. Mi had died. At that time, he had mixed feelings and shed many tears. A year later, 22-year-old Mrs. Gan fell ill due to shock and died unfortunately. Poor Mrs. Gammy followed Liu Bei around all her life, being robbed and robbed, and hardly enjoying any happiness.

Jingzhou, located between Xichuan and Wu Dong, has always been a battleground for military strategists. Liu Bei had no place to stand, so he borrowed Jingzhou from Soochow and agreed to return it later. After Battle of Red Cliffs, Sun Quan wanted to recapture Jingzhou, but Liu Bei repeatedly refused for various reasons. When Lu Su mentioned the return of Jingzhou, Liu Bei burst into tears. Zhou Yu advised Sun Quan to marry his sister to Liu Bei and bound him with marriage. Sun Quan had no choice but to take advantage of Liu Bei's wife's loss and use his sister Sun Shangxiang as bait for the follow-up room. On the pretext of loving her little daughter very much, Mrs. Wu Guotai didn't want to get married far away, so she asked Liu Bei to go to Soochow for a wedding. Wu Dong married Liu Bei, but Liu Bei was detained when he crossed the river, so as to force Zhuge Liang to exchange Jingzhou for Liu Bei. Liu Bei intended to unite with Wu, so he accepted the proposal. In the winter of the fourteenth year of Jian 'an, he entered Wu territory accompanied by Zhao Yunhe.

I don't want Sun Quan to outsmart himself. In Wu Guotai, Kanluoji, my mother-in-law is looking after her son-in-law. The more I read it, the more I like it. I really took him as my husband. When they got married, Liu Bei had been more than half a century, and Sun Shangxiang was only in his twenties. On the wedding day, more than 100 maids and maids were surrounded by a bejeweled enchanting beauty surrounded by Yu Pei, and Liu Bei worshipped the world. Entering the bridal chamber, Liu Bei was taken aback. The bridal chamber is murderous, and the ladies-in-waiting stand by with swords, as if to send troops to fight. Liu Bei shivered and asked, "What is this?" The maid-in-waiting said, "Our princess likes martial arts since she was a child, and she always carries weapons with her." Liu Bei said, "Tonight is a good day for a wedding. It is better to take these away for the time being. " Mrs. Sun pursed her lips and said, "You've been fighting and killing for most of your life. Are you still afraid of weapons? "