Write a joke with hen cock ham sausage

In a village, an old man kept a group of hens and an old hen.

The old man thought that the rooster was too old to handle his daily work normally, so he decided to add another rooster.

So, the old man went to the market and bought a young rooster.

Husband Chicken said: Young man, welcome to join us.

The young cock said, Shit, what qualifications do you have to welcome me? You are so old, it's time to retire and go home.

the old chicken said, can't I give you a hand? Although I am old, I can handle a small number of hens.

The young cock said, No need at all. This job is easy for me, and it's all covered.

Husband Chicken said: Then can we make a bet? If I win, you will give me a hen. If you win, I quit completely. Let's race, run 5 meters, and whoever comes first will win.

The young cock said, No problem.

Husband Chicken said piteously: But you see that I am so old, can you give me a break? Let me run 1 meters first, and then you can start running. Okay?

The young cock said, OK! Look at you, you will lose even if you are given 1 meters.

the next morning, the game started.

The old chicken ran 1 meters first. When the old chicken passed the 1-meter point, the little cock rushed out in one step, and soon caught up with the old chicken. Just as the cock was about to catch up with the old cock, the gun rang.

The old man stood by and shot the rooster with his gun. The old man sat down on the ground in despair and shouted, God, this is the fifth gay cock I bought from the market!