Looking for childish jokes from children.

1. Sick son: "Why should I wipe the cotton ball before the injection?"

Father: "That's alcohol. Get your ass drunk first, and then the injection won't hurt."

son: "but I still hurt!" "

father: "that's because your ass drinks too much!" "

2. The little girl pointed to the old man doing morning exercises and asked: Why can they come to the park to play every day?

grandma: because they are retirees.

one day, dad asked his daughter, what will you be when you grow up?

little girl: a retiree.

3. Teachers often teach everyone in class that when you see other shortcomings and misfortunes, don't laugh at them.

One day, Xiaoming said to his teacher, "Today, a child fell into a puddle on campus, and everyone laughed, except me."

"You did the right thing." The teacher praised him, "Who fell into the puddle?"

Xiaoming replied, "It's me."

4. Crossing the street

The child sobbed in response to the concern of passers-by at the intersection: "Mom said I had to wait for the bus to pass before crossing the road; but I waited for a long time, and no car passed here!

5. Pupils in the abstract gallery

When they visit the abstract gallery, the pupils nervously pull the teacher: "Hurry up, or the administrator will think that we scribbled!

6. Why do you want to avoid the balcony?

Every time my sister sings loudly, my little sister will run to the balcony: "I'm afraid my neighbors will think I sang it!

7. The wanted man takes pictures

The child pointed to the picture of the wanted man on the wall and asked the police, "Why didn't you arrest him while taking pictures of him?

8. Expecting reward

"Thank you for returning my lost wallet, little friend. But why did a hundred-dollar bill originally put in my wallet become ten ten-dollar bills?

9. Why not find a taller girl?

During the dance performance, the child said to his mother, "Why don't you find a taller girl to dance? Save them from tiptoeing!

During the dance performance, the children said to their mother, "These girls are so considerate. They may know that their father is asleep, so they tiptoe and dare not make any noise at all! 」