Funny and humorous sentences at the wine table

Funny and humorous sentences on the wine table 1

1. If you have wine now, you will be drunk now. Don’t be too tired in life.

2. Able to drink without losing, leader secretary.

3. If you fall down as soon as you drink it, your official position will be hard to secure.

4. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

5. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future.

6. There is no cloud in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

7. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too few, and if you don’t speculate on words, drink them in large gulps.

8. Is there anything that a glass of wine can’t solve? If so, then two glasses of wine.

9. If the guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

10.? Six sixes! Well done, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

11. Standing on your legs, drinking does not count.

12. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

13.? In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor's speech, half a catty and eight ounces are leisurely.

14. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

15. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

16. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

17. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

18. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and one cup is passed down.

19. The wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the friends remain in the heart!

20. The young man left home and the boss returned. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup. Funny and humorous sentences at the wine table 2

21. It rains and the ground dries, so the drink just now cannot be counted;

22. People will get drunk when they drink, otherwise the host How shameful!

23. There is no cloud in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

24.? The commodity economy is greatly circulated, open and invigorated.

25. It rains in the sky and there is drought in the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

26. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

27. Love is always there, so can I have one less drink?

28. When I get drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I hold the wall.

29. When you drink wine with your close friends, you sing poems to them.

30. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first!

31. In the market economy, competition requires a glass of fine wine.

32. Wine is like water in a bottle. You drink it until your stomach is full of ghosts. You talk nonsense when you talk, and you move your legs when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you regret it in the morning.

33. Show your skills in times of crisis. My sister will drink a glass of Songhe wine for my brother;

34. If you don’t want others to know, you won’t know unless you toast.

35. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

36. If the guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

37. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

38. Little Happy, touch along the wall. Great joy, mopping along the ground.

39. He who is petty is not a gentleman, and he who is not poisonous is not his husband;

40. If there is wine today, you will be drunk now, so don’t be too tired in life! Three funny and humorous sentences on the wine table

41.? One drink is nine taels, focus on training.

42. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

43. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Who is afraid of drinking today?

44. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

45.? Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

46. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

47. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

48. When drinking with a close friend, a thousand cups are too little. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink, run away.

49. Spicy wine to wash teeth, beer as tea.

50.? If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

51.? Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, how about one less drink?

52.? Drink wine when you meet a close friend, and sing poems to the people you meet.

53. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.

54. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you should restrain yourself not to drink.

55.? If your feelings are strong or not, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep or not, if you are deep, you are not afraid of intravenous injections.

56. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too few, and if you don’t speculate on words, drink them in large gulps.

57. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first.

58. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

59. In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is idle;

60. The wine is passing before your eyes, and it is a sin not to drink it.

61.?The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

62. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.

63. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you should restrain yourself not to drink.

64. Spicy wine to wash teeth, beer as tea.

65. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband. Toasts on the wine table

1. Pour the fine wine into the white porcelain cup. Don’t push the wine in front of you. Although the wine is not made with kindness, friends from far away have a drink.

2. I urge you to drink a glass of wine and make friends all over the world. ——Respect to my friends

3. Women are beautiful, bright and talented, let’s go cup to cup together.

4. Women are beautiful, bright and talented, cup to cup, let’s drink together - drink with the lady.

5. Breathe deep feelings and suffocate them, and lick shallow feelings. ——Toast a friend

6. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, pass it on cup by cup.

7. The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You decide how many times to come and how many times to come down. ——Ms. clink glasses with the leader

8. The market economy is engaged in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine. ——For business banquets

9. If you want no one to know, you will have to toast to me.

10. The mountains are high and the rivers are running high to find a close friend. I have a heart-to-heart with my elder brother over wine.

11. My heart is trembling and my hands are trembling. I will bring this man a drink. I will be happy after he drinks it. If he doesn’t drink it, I won’t leave. I just won’t leave. I just won’t leave!

12. Reach out in times of crisis and take action when it’s time to take action. Brother, let me drink for her.

13. My heart is trembling and my hands are trembling. I will bring this man a drink. I will be happy after he drinks it. If he doesn’t drink it, I won’t leave. I just won’t leave. I just won’t leave! ——A woman toasts a man

14. When the sun rises and the flowers on the river are as red as the fire, I wish your business will be more prosperous.

15. Xiao He is showing off his sharp points. I will drink with you today and respect him.

16. Make new friends and never forget old ones. ——Have a drink with new and old friends ***

17. With an excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the boss a glass of wine, and the boss thought I was ugly if he didn’t drink. ——The lady toasted to the leader

18. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one glass at a time.

19. In order for the guests to drink well, one must drink it first - it is used for drinking by one's own family in the unit.

20. Are feelings iron-clad or not? iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

21. When the sun rises and the flowers on the river are as red as the fire, I wish your business will be more prosperous. ——Invite those who do business to the sea to have a drink

22. In the white emperor's colorful clouds, half a catty is idle. ——Encouragement to those who drink well

23. If you see injustice on the road and yell, who will drink if you don’t drink? ---Let the person involved in the lawsuit have a drink

24. We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, and it doesn't matter whether we can drink or not.

25. Reach out in times of crisis and take action when it’s time to take action. Brother, let me drink for her. ——This classic drinking order is mostly used for heroes saving beauties.

26. Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for the elder brother.

27. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

28. Are the feelings deep? deep! Then don’t be afraid of the diabetic injection! ——To my friends

29. There is no cloud in the sky and there is drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

30. If you want your guests to drink well, you must first drink it yourself.

31. Pour fine wine into a white porcelain cup. Don’t push the wine in front of you. Although the wine is not brewed with kindness, friends from far away have a drink. ——The toasting song of the grassland people of Inner Mongolia.

32. Don’t say anything. The eldest brother is the closest to you. ——Drinking with the Elderly

33. Don’t say anything, the eldest brother is the closest to you.

34. I sleep in the spring without waking up. I hear birds singing everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady how much should I drink? ——Women have the final say

35. When the young man leaves home and returns home, I will have this cup with my eldest sister. Blessings on the wine table, toasts on the wine table

1. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will take a lick; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will not be able to drink enough. Drink blood.

2. Rinse your mouth with one, two, and two ounces, do not count wine with three ounces and four ounces, walk on the wall with five ounces and six ounces, and still roar after seven or eight ounces.

3. The fish flips over, which means your career will go through the rivers and seas, and your career will rise higher and higher.

4. A pair of fish heads means great wealth.

5. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become.

6. Noble people eat mandarin fish.

7. Drink wine when meeting close friends, and sing poems to people you meet.

8. The mountains are high and the rivers are flowing to find a close friend. My eldest brother and I are heart to heart.

9. With an excited heart and trembling hands, I toasted the leader a glass of wine. The leader thought I was ugly if he didn’t drink.

10. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

11. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.

12. A thousand cups of wine is too little to keep a close friend alive. If you don’t get drunk, you will never return!

13. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

14. My heart is trembling and my hands are trembling. I bring a drink to the leader. I am happy when the leader drinks. If the leader doesn’t drink, I won’t leave.

15. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

16. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.

17. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

18. Women are beautiful, men are talented, cup to cup, let’s go together.

19. If there is wine today, you will be drunk now. To be successful in life, you need to have all the fun.

20. As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink is wine.

21. People come and go on the river, but they love the beauty of sea bass.

22. Add wine to add blessings, and days will increase and people will live longer.

23. The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water.

24. One mouthful can lead to promotion; Not sick, but after drinking this glass of wine in three sips, I have everything I want in my mind.

25. Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

26. When wine is poured, blessings arrive, and when it is sprinkled on the world, it is blessing, and the table is filled with blossoms of wealth and glory.

27. When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire. I wish your business will be more prosperous.

28. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor's speech, half a catty and eight ounces are idle.

29. Wedding banquet: Heaven is happy, earth is happy. It’s a great wedding. I’ll bring you a glass of wedding wine and wish you even more happiness. Boiled peanuts. Also known as Peanut, I hope you spend every day happily.

30. Look at this lady, she is young and beautiful. Talent and art. Tender as water. Like blooming flowers, colorful and colorful.

31. I wish you great wealth, good health, sweet love, and good things.

32. I will give you a plate of three flavors of fruit, one is warm and sweet, and the other is happy to follow. One is a blessing of peace. As a mother, I wish you always be healthy and beautiful, and everything goes well. No flowers, no gifts, just my deepest blessings.

The level of drinking is divided into two levels: brotherly love.

33. Wish you: Pepsi-Cola! Everything is Fanta! Happy every day haha! Happy Pepsi every month! Lego every year! Feeling like Sprite! Be happy forever.

34. If your hair is one-sided, your money will definitely not be short. Lovers are best to find. It's good if you mix it up. If you wear your hair back, you won't get drunk if you drink. If your hair is parted on both sides, it will look darker when you drink. Keep your hair straight and good luck always accompanies you. If you pull your hair forward, your career will be great.

35. You have such a blessed face, you look like a rich and powerful person! Pick up this glass of wine and wish you good health and longevity.

36. I see you take care of everything every day, and make small wishes just for peace. I bring you a lucky drink, and I wish you good luck every day, every year, and every second.

37. May you be a ship, riding the wind and waves in the ocean of knowledge; may you be a crystal, always maintaining a pure and beautiful heart; may you be an eagle, soaring in the vast sky!

38. Let us all abandon the fantasy of happiness and place our hopes on the persistent pursuit of career!

39. May your career and life be like the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival. Bright and bright. Complete and complete.

40. With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, I send you a round blessing, so that the people who love you will love you more, and the people you love will understand you better! I wish you and your loved ones harmony and beauty, and I wish your parents good health and happiness!

41. We are very proud that our leaders can come here. We are here to serve you a glass of wine and wish you never have troubles.

42. Child: Look at this little girl who is smart and cute, with a red face and a cherry mouth. I wish you: study hard, make progress every day, grow up and go to an ideal school!

43. Noble ideals are the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; with it, the heart feels fulfilled. Take firm steps towards the set goal, students!

44. The God of Wealth asked me to tell you, be kind to people, especially the person who sent this message to you. Always make this person happy, treat this person to dinner often and give generous gifts. Only the God of Wealth can Will take care of you.

45. I wish you a new year in which you will be free from work, win money by playing cards, have an infinite increase in your bankbook, have your pockets full of dollars, have beauties crowded around your bed, be full of energy, and have a fierce and sweet lover. .

46. It’s another year of graduation, and the university students are about to say goodbye. I send you university graduation blessings and university graduation blessing messages. I hope everyone can realize their ideals.

47. The time to leave has come, let’s go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye. Even if the singing gradually becomes silent, our hearts will keep beating forever.

48. Boiled peanuts. Also known as Peanut, I hope you spend every day happily.

49. This season is what I miss the most. Let the wind carry the blessings from your heart and fill your sweet dreams. Wishing you a brilliant new year!

50. Wedding banquet: Tianxi. The ground is happy. It’s a great wedding. I’ll bring you a glass of wedding wine and wish you even more happiness.

51. Wishes to female leaders: May your life be as beautiful as amber, and your temperament be as extraordinary as chrysanthemums. I will bring you a big cup (tea), wishing you good luck and all your wishes.

52. Young people: Looking at you, you look tall and handsome, and the more I look at you, the more you look like Jay Chou. You are the most handsome guy among us.

53. The Spring Festival is here, I say hello to you. May your body be healthier and your mood be particularly good. Good luck will come to you every day, and your taste will be delicious. Gold will come out of your home, and money will grow on your wall.

54. I wish you that in the new year, you will get rich on the Marlboro Road, your career will climb Hongta Mountain, your lover will cross Ashima, and your wealth will spread all over Greater China!

55. I wish your career and life are as bright and perfect as the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival.

56. One mouthful can lead to promotion; Not sick, but after drinking this glass of wine in three sips, I have everything I want in my mind. Put a flower in the dish and wish you good luck every day.

57. I feel happy when I serve vegetables. This is a delicious dish. May everyone stay young forever.

58. Once you wear glasses, you will be considered the most handsome. Please have a drink at the handsome bar!

59. If you know how to drink one tael, drink two taels. This will make your friends generous!

60. The sun is as red as fire when it comes out, but I can’t control my emotions.

61. Drinking is like drinking soup. This person must be in industry and commerce. No need to persuade you to drink. This person must be in the court. Raise your glass and drink it up. He must be a police officer. He is not drunk for eighty-two cents. This person must be in the national tax department. He started with only one pound. This person is guaranteed to be in the People's Liberation Army. Drinking is like taking medicine. This person is unreliable.

62. As soon as the phone is turned on, I hope you will always smile. When the phone rings, I wish you a thousand taels of gold. Once the information arrives, good people will be rewarded in life. I wish you sleep well every day, smile after reading the message, and have good luck in your life. Toasts for women at the wine table: Rules at the women's wine table

(1) If you really can't drink, don't take the first sip, just grab the rice bowl and eat while you're there

(2) If you are convinced that you want to drink, don’t pretend to be ink. The next step is the rules

Rule 1: Although the feelings are deep at the wine table, one mouthful will be boring; if the feelings are shallow, a lick will make the difference Never say this on your lips while drinking.

Rule 2: Keep a low profile and keep a low profile. Accumulate but don’t make too much money as soon as you get to the wine table.

Rule 3: Leaders have to wait until each other has finished drinking before it is their turn to toast.

Rule 4: Many people can respect one person, but one person must not respect many people, unless you are a leader.

Rule 5: Respect others by yourself. If you don’t clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation, such as the other person’s drinking capacity and attitude towards drinking. You must not drink less than the other person. You must know that you are honoring others. .

Rule 6: When you are toasting others, if you clink glasses and say, "I'll finish the drink, you can do whatever you want", you will show your belly.

Rule 7: If you are in a humble position, remember to add more wine to the leader. Do not blindly substitute wine for the leader. Even if you want to replace the leader, you must also pretend that you are doing it because the leader really wants to find someone to replace you. Drink instead of drinking to drink for the leader. For example, if leader A is too drunk, he can stop the people who are about to pay respect to leader A by making insinuations.

Rule 8: Hold the wine glass (beer glass), hold the glass with your right hand, and place the bottom of the glass with your left hand. Remember that your own glass is always lower than others. If you are a leader, be wise and don't put yourself too low, otherwise how can you call the people below you a good person?

Rule 9: If no special person is present, it is best to drink in clockwise order, and do not favor one over another.

Rule 10: Clink glasses and toast with words, otherwise, why would I want to drink your wine?

Rule 11: Don’t talk about business on the table. Once you’ve finished drinking, the business is almost done. Everyone understands this, otherwise they won’t be open to drinking with you.

Rule 12: Don’t pretend to be wrong, say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing, don’t make excuses, and consciously drink alcohol is the last word.

Rule 13: If, just if, you encounter a situation where there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let people refill it. Don't be stupid and rubbish and pour the wine one by one, otherwise the ones behind will be filled. What should people do if they don’t have wine?

Rule 14: There must be a glass of wine at the end, so don’t leave your glass empty. You can't run away~

Rule 15: Don't make a gaffe while drinking, don't talk big, don't lose your temper, don't spit, swing your chopsticks around, don't point your fingers around, make popping noises when drinking soup, and don't fart. If you hiccup or can't hold it in, go to the toilet, no one will stop you.

Rule 16: Don’t say I don’t know how to drink (if you drink), lest others accuse you of being hypocritical. Whether you believe it or not, you can really tell whether a person can drink.

Rule 17: The boss drinks with you to give you a face. No matter how much the boss wants you to drink, you should do it first as a respect. Remember, use both hands and keep the cup low.

Rule 18: Peanuts are a good thing for drinkers. Keep a clear head, and it is indispensable to ask after drinking. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water, and a hot towel will all show that you care.