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Father is the beacon of my life!

Dad's birthday is coming, and I have been dreaming about him for the past two days. That funny voice can only be heard in dreams.

My father left me for more than 2 years because of illness. With the death of my parents, I feel that my heart has nowhere to belong and my soul has nowhere to put!

My father is a soldier. He has been a soldier all his life. At that time, grandma wouldn't let her sons go out to be soldiers because she was afraid of fighting. Father stole himself out to be a soldier, once in his life.

My father is strict with his children, and all my younger brothers are afraid of him. I remember when I was a child, my brother loved to eat meat and picked up a piece of meat in front of others. Before he reached his mouth, his father flew his brother's chopsticks without saying a word. From then on, we all have long memories and can only eat the food in front of us.

I am the only girl in my family, and my father dotes on me. However, this is also a strict discipline. I remember when I was very young, my father showed me the Three Character Classics and the Daughter Classics. I don't understand. He explained it to me sentence by sentence. I said, "Isn't this criticized by everyone?" At that time, he said: "Everything left by our ancestors is the essence. You are a girl. Look at such things more and understand the duty of a daughter's family. You will be happy in the future. Don't believe what others say. "

I go shopping with him every time I go back to see him. When I see a beggar, I will give him one yuan, and I can't bear to turn a blind eye. Father said, "Girl! You will be happy in the future, but you will not succeed, because your heart is too kind! " At that time, I said, "Dad, why did you succeed? I just want to be happy. "

Father loves reading, and there is a bookshelf on the roof of his house. When my brothers and I were free, we leaned against the bookshelf to find books to read. At that time, we read several famous books.

Whenever my father gets paid, he will take my brother and sister to the library. When we buy books, my mother will keep nagging, but we don't seem to hear. Everyone is holding a book in his hand and reading it with great devotion and satisfaction!

In order to make us study hard, my mother won't let us read too many extracurricular books, but she will let my father put the novels in a wooden box and tie them with wire outside. My brother and I stood guard, struggling to get the wires alone, stealing two books and hiding them. We watch it under the bed with a flashlight at night, and then change it after reading it. When our parents found out, we almost killed them. Now think about it. Two sneaky people will laugh out loud!

My uncles and aunts in the yard often ask my father: "Children are well educated, sensible and filial. How to educate them? " Dad would say, "Read more! Understand the truth! "

My father's brain is very clever. When I was old, I tested him with a Chinese online quiz, and he got a good score of 95 points, which made me admire.

His handwriting is also very good. He won either the first prize or the second prize in the military calligraphy competition.

I can recite Tang poetry and Song poetry at will, and I remember a lot. Small bridge flowing water, heartbroken people in the end of the world. He seems to disdain these poems that I like. He prefers Chairman Mao's poems, for example, poems with great boldness of vision like Man Jianghong, great rivers scouring sand, and romantic figures throughout the ages. Laugh at the sky and go out. Are we Artemisia people? All his catchy words!

The article is also very good. When I was young, I was the deputy editor-in-chief of a famous daily newspaper in the army and published many small articles in magazines!

Chess is also quite powerful. The comrades in the courtyard asked him to play chess, and there were almost no opponents. I often tease him: you are the champion in the college!

Dad is also strict with his soldiers, but he is very good. Seeing that some soldiers love to study, my father will encourage them to take the military school exam, and will also help them do their homework and teach them to write. Some soldiers have poor conditions at home, and their father will send them books. Soldiers will come to thank them when they are admitted to military schools, saying that they are lucky to meet their father who changed their life direction!

Many soldiers have returned to their positions. Every new year's day, new year calls will be made from all over the country. He belongs to someone that others can't forget. Great old man! Besides Chairman Mao, the person I admire is my father!

When my father is around, every Father's Day and my father's birthday, I will call to say hello, and my father will be very happy to hear the phone call from his distant daughter. Sometimes I say, "If I don't come back, I won't see you." I will say, "Dad, live a good life and save money to buy me a house. When I retire, I will go home to be with you and mom! Be sure to save enough money to buy a house before you go! " There are many such jokes, and I often have nothing to do with him. Dad was very proud of this, but he liked it very much and said, "This smelly girl is really no big deal! Pet you! "

In the last few months of his life, my nanny and I took care of him all the time, and he hardly let me leave. As soon as I leave, he will call my name, and the nanny and sister will say, "Grandpa! Let me sleep, she is too tired! " He will still shout, and I will hug him and let him be quiet for a while.

In the last month, he began to have incontinence, and I have to clean him up several times a day. When I am awake, I will say to me, "Girl, I have made you suffer. I didn't expect your father to be so embarrassed in the end! "

Now that my parents are gone, I will always dial the familiar number in my mind. I know my father will also hear my greetings, but in another space!

I carefully collect everything my father used! Seeing this, I seem to see my father writing on the desk! I seem to hear my father say, "Girl! Let's go Tea is gone, add some water to me! "

Although my father left me, his behavior has always influenced me. He is the beacon and flag of my life!

Love You! Dad! Happy in the sky!