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What kind of man is Aries?
The goat's heart is a blazing flame. Goat likes to go through fire and water because his heart is made of fire. Male sheep like to back to back, because it is very close to the so-called self. Ram often flies into a rage, after all, it is too difficult to make him gentle as water! Neither man nor sheep dare to add fuel to the fire, which will not only make things out of control, but also make each other mutually assured destruction. In any case, the ram's heart is a blazing flame. If you want to try what is called passionate love, provoke him! I promise to make you breathless and sweaty. However, you have to be mentally prepared first. A fire is burning violently, and it is likely that the result will only be a mass of ashes. Candy child's character When he wants the candy he wants, he can be happy for three days and three nights to maintain his excitement. On the fourth day, he began to feel sad; Why did I ask for the sugar I wanted, but I was still unhappy! Don't be troubled by his philosophical thinking, it's not that complicated, he just likes the new and hates the old faster than normal people! Give him another rose cheesecake, he is as happy as a balloon! In case he doesn't want to eat cheesecake, try something else. Sometimes his unreasonable behavior just doesn't even know what he wants! Pat him, coax him, or take him to Fei's mother's bakery and let him choose. Candy boy, smile again! Foolishly thinking that enthusiasm can save the world, Don Quixote, who put on his armor with a spear, vowed to eradicate all the evils that set the world back. Maybe he is proud of his persistence in some idealism, or maybe he will try his best to laugh excitedly. Of course, all he could do was walk ten steps more than others, empty the garbage into the bucket or put the extra change back into the boss's hand, which deeply fascinated him. It is his lifelong pursuit to sympathize with the weak and attack the strong. He can accept the blame to his face, but he can't stand the prevarication behind his back. As soon as it reached his ears, the volcano erupted immediately. As for the magma, it not only relieved him, but also buried him alive together. The name of this ram is Hero. Give him a stage and he will dance until he dies of exhaustion. Give it to his opponent, he will fight hard but will not outsmart him. Give him a challenge, and he will return to the rivers and lakes with more blood than young people. Give him a beauty. Oh, my God, Dong Fangbubai has immediately become a losing ground for the East! Heroes have been sad since ancient times, and this ram who claims to be a hero is no exception. Without a stage, he looks for a battlefield, without a battlefield, he looks for an opponent, but without whom, he has no self, even to the point where life is boring and the sun and the moon are dull. Male sheep can't force a smile, and they don't know how to have fun in pain. When a beautiful woman leaves, it will only be rash and make people feel distressed or angry. However, male sheep are more troublesome than heroism, and rarely abandon women mercilessly. On the contrary, the probability of being abandoned is high, which is the heroic confession of' Better die than die'. His love belongs to conquering' because I want it, so I take it', which is reasonable for him. His love is conquest, which does not need emotion in essence, or the emotion of the other party is not important to him. Whether it is deliberately ignored or superficial, it always stays in the imperial era. He is the kind of person who can have a crazy love affair with you. Unfortunately, many times what he said was very touching, but what he said was very interesting. Aries man lacks verbal charm, and it is difficult to say touching words, but he plays a lot of jokes, which is closely related to his introverted and intellectual fate. It is as hard as a rock on the outside and as fragile as glass on the inside. If you want a ram to help you, it will be easy to eat. As long as you show a helpless temperament, of course, you can have a look for help to ensure foolproof. The male sheep will become a strong giant, but to make the giant cry, you just need to tell him that you don't like him, and you should never think that he is your friend, especially after winning his trust, it will break his heart. They believe in friends, value love, expect miracles and believe in victory. Rock-solid because of the desire to challenge. Fragile as glass is because of rejection, not emotion. The most dangerous enemy and the most loyal friend. As the son of Mars, Aries naturally likes to accept challenges and enjoy conquest. His straightforward personality will let you know clearly whether he loves you or not, but if you meet a sheep who doesn't understand amorous feelings, you should use some thoughts to give him some electricity! Suggest that Aries men don't need to be too secretive. It will be more effective to be brave and understand. You might as well find an appropriate opportunity to fall on him intentionally or unintentionally, but if you are afraid of getting hurt, please use the trick of' accidentally dropping something on him' instead, and the clever Aries man will understand what you mean. But remember to try not to use hot water or hydrochloric acid. An efficient mind, able to make immediate judgments, is an excellent leader. After all kinds of difficulties, a brave heart is as hard to beat as steel. You will cling to what you want, and even if your hands are cocooned, you will try your best to achieve your goals. Full of energy, often just thinking about moving forward. Praise yourself for walking faster than anyone else. Like to give orders, a pretentious look. Aries man, your name is hero. Heroes love beautiful women since ancient times, so as long as you are beautiful, let it go! Aries men like his women and cats. Especially the noble Persian cat. A man who is in love with Aries should not have the stupid idea that "you are the only one for me". At the right time, they will create some imaginary enemies and arrange some smoke bombs. The hero will always feel sorry for beauty. The man in this constellation is naive, and his ruler is Mars. Because Aries is a spring sign, it is cheerful and enthusiastic, and it is active and enterprising, but it lacks deliberation and often lasts only three minutes. Usually love in Aries is love at first sight. Once he likes a girl, he will stick to it like aiming at prey until he gets it. Generally speaking, Aries men's mood is a direct response, so women who love to dream and are more informal are more suitable for this kind of men. If you like Aries man, remember not to fall in love with him too soon, so that you can deal with him for a period of time, keep a certain distance, carefully observe him before deciding whether to accept him, so that he will feel that this relationship is hard-won and cherish it, and it is very enjoyable to fall in love with Aries man, because he will bring you considerable pleasure.
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