What should my girlfriend do if she is short of tendons?

Humorous joke: My best friend is particularly beautiful, but sometimes her brain is short of ribs.

My best friend is very beautiful. It's my pleasure to play with her, but sometimes my brain is lacking. I spit on her: "You see God is still fair, giving you a beautiful face, but giving you a brain that doesn't work." She gave me a white look: "Do you have a brain? Do you have anyone? " ? Did someone pour water for your bag? Do you have a brain? Do you have figures? Do you have a face? "I want to cry. ......

Humorous joke: I had dinner with my buddy today, and his wife also came. She is in our class, a flower class. During the dinner, his wife went to the toilet, so I asked him the question I had been thinking for a long time: "How did you catch up with her in the first place?" He glanced at me sideways and said lightly, "In high school, whenever anyone was close to her, I took the initiative to tell the teacher that they were in love. Since then, no one dared to approach her, and then she has been with me until now. " Me: "... I didn't think of that! "

One weekend, my wife and I just had time and went to the zoo. When I passed the monkey, I saw what my wife and the monkey were talking about. After reading it for a while, I really don't understand what language it is. But after communication, a monkey handed my wife 100 yuan, and I don't know who fell into the garden.

There is a new big sister in the office. She is very nice. After lunch, everyone sat together and chatted. When it comes to the best age to get married, the elder sister said: I got married at the age of 25, and I was an old maid at that time, so I can't worry before getting married. I said: 25 is not big! The elder sister went on to say: I didn't expect it now, girl, thirty is not urgent! Say that finish everyone's eyes looked at me, I. ...

Humor joke: Today, my mother suddenly and mysteriously said to me, "Son, do you know that your daughter, Aunt Li, who has a crush on you for a long time downstairs, divorced and now moved back with her 8-year-old daughter?" You must work hard and seize the opportunity this time. "Me:" Mom, do you mean to let me find a divorced woman with children? "Mom:" No, there are many people who go to her house for matchmaking. You don't have a chance. I tell you to work hard, maybe you will succeed in your career and marry her daughter. ...