Fluctuating joke

The inn ... came late, but it was still fully posted.

third-quarter

1. Electric can opener fluctuation: Howard, Raj, Leonard and Sheldon came back from the North Pole. Sheldon was cheated by three people and went home angrily, L, P XX.

2. jiminy's conjecture: Howard and Sheldon bet on crickets, Sheldon lost the comic book, and there was a rift between Leonard and Penny (a crazy insect professor).

3. Gothic Deviation: Sheldon rewards Penny with chocolate because he thinks good behavior should be rewarded (Howard and Raj go to a Gothic bar, and then two women take them to a tattoo parlor).

4. Pirate solution: Raj will be deported and forced to cooperate with Sheldon (Howard disturbs Penny and Leonard).

5. Scary candy coating Carola: Raj and Sheldon participated in the "Ka-ah Mysterious Warlord" competition held by the comic book store, and Leonard agreed to introduce Penny's friends to Howard.

6. Corn sheller vortex: Four good friends go to fly kites together. Howard left Raj because he saw a beautiful woman. Raj lost the kite competition, and the kite lost to Sheldon, so he was very angry. Leonard went to learn football to fit in with Penny's circle of friends.

7. guitarist amplification (guitarist amplification): Leonard and Penny's childhood Sheldon was quarreled by Penny's ex-boyfriend Justin.

8. Insufficient duck adhesion: Leonard, Raj and Howard went to the wild to watch the meteor shower, and unconsciously ate marijuana biscuits. Penny dislocated her arm, and Sheldon took Penny to the hospital. The side effects of the drug were high, and she sang softly about kitty and Sheldon's voyeurism.

9. Revenge formula: After three dates, Bernadette asked Howard to consider whether it was a one-night stand or a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, which triggered Howard's thinking about his love; Sheldon was invited to participate in the national radio program, and Kripke made a fool of himself. Later, with the help of Leonard and Raj, he retaliated against the headmaster and his party.

10. Gorilla experiment: Howard takes Bernadette (girlfriend) to S&; L showed off at home, and B and Leonard discussed physics experiments. Penny didn't understand, so Penny asked Sheldon to teach her physics privately, which finally surprised everyone. At the same time, Howard was jealous and angry that Leonard allowed his girlfriend to visit his lab. After learning about this, B thought Howard was unreasonable, but they soon made up (a couple who really appreciated each other).

1 1. Mother's Consistency: At Christmas, Leonard's mother came to celebrate with everyone. Penny found that I didn't explain their relationship to her mother. L found that my mother told Sheldon everything, but she completely ignored it; Howard and Raj were clearly pointed out by mother L as "absolutely gay", and the more they explained, the darker they became; A large glass of wine and a hangover made mom and Penny best friends. After drinking, my mother L was very tough, and she took the first kiss from her classmate S. .

12. Psychological whirlpool: Leonard made fun of Penny's superstition and they quarreled. Howard thinks I can only "use my right hand" in the future; Sheldon was entangled with girls by Raj in the university bar, and she accidentally attracted Raj's "prey" female companion; Raj's girlfriend just wants to date two people. In desperation, Raj took out his precious Hulk gloves and bribed Sheldon, hoping to accompany him again. S completely became a "minister under the fist", chatted with him and finally let the woman into her room. ...

13. Pozmann-style reaction: Sheldon nagged to modify the menu of China restaurant; S because the apartment was robbed, the sense of security completely collapsed, and the moving incident was picky; Video farewell activities; "Three good friends and a nodding acquaintance" incident.

14. Einstein approximation: Sheldon studied graphene and went to work in the cheesecake factory; S was forced to sleep by Bernadette; L's clown bell incident; R and h retro obscene skating events; The Bajinga incident in the marine field.

15. Large Hadron Collision: Leonard was invited to a meeting in Switzerland on Valentine's Day, and Penny was also invited. Sheldon racked his brains to change pennies in order to watch the atomic collider. S Tuvan deep throat singing event; S demonstration events; P and s long hug events

16.Excelsior acquisition: Sheldon was sued for sending Penny to the hospital and running a red light; Stan Lee came to the comic book store to sign the book; Comics and penny trading events; Rajsui portable music activities

17. Precious fragments: S, L, H and R found a genuine Lord of the Rings prop in a second-hand stall. Sheldon was beaten by Penny for stealing the ring. S, l, h, r fight for the ring; Sheldon spreads subconscious information to Raj and Howard; In The Lord of the Rings, Sheldon becomes Gollum (Sheldon ~ ~! )

18. Pants Choice: Sheldon won the Principal's Cup, but he didn't want to receive the prize because he was seriously afraid of public speaking. Everyone used the example of X-Men to persuade Sheldon to accept help, and Sheldon named it C-man (named after the initials of Cooper). Raj tried to hypnotize Sheldon with Indian dark thoughts, and was completely destroyed by Sheldon, who is invincible in virtual spirit. The incident of taking Sheldon to buy a suit (shows that Sheldon's aesthetic view is different from that of ordinary people. The last one is really handsome! ); Leonard tried to give Sheldon psychotherapy, but he was turned over, and finally he couldn't close the emotional gate when he hosted the awards party. Sheldon's awards party was carried away by alcohol, and the drunken madness on the stage = bad jokes+convulsions+elemental songs+pants-off show "Uranus (homophonic with chrysanthemums)" incident.

19. Wheaton reappears: Leonard says "I love you" to Penny, and Penny is at a loss. I'm surprised. I don't know why, but I turned to the other three (the results can be imagined). Five people go bowling together. L and p are embarrassed. When they met Will, an actor in Star Trek, S had an argument with them. I also played a game, because L and P lost. At the end of the play, four people were punished.

20. Pasta catalyst: Leonard and Penny broke up, and Sheldon helped L and P get back together, but it was still embarrassing. It can be seen that l and p still have feelings

2 1. purington simulation: A beautiful quantum physicist (S's pen pal and the idol of three other people) came to S and L's house for the night, but this woman was "Dr. slutty Sao" (in penny's words) and went to L's room that night ... and then there was a series of "plots" between Dr. slutty Sao and four nerds. Raj's masked version of Holy Shit, S's room introduction, L's handshake ceremony, penny's accurate woman intuition, S's quirks and the formula of peeing in the morning, Dr. slutty's role-playing fantasy, Raj's Landlord, L's silence on the last flight of stairs ...)

22. Memories of seven years ago. The first meeting between L and sheldon, the original version of the roommate agreement, the original version of "Why is sheldon's seat here" (and the origin of sheldon's seat on the sofa), and the original version of "H-fucking lion roar" ... many happy memories. Seven years ago, H was obscene. Seven years ago, Raj dressed up as an Indian pop star. In addition, the legendary transvestite's former neighbor and the legendary L's former defected Korean girlfriend, as well as the reason why the elevator broke down ... and Penny used a pregnancy test with her boyfriend when she was a high school student seven years ago.

23. lunar stimulation: several people are doing the lunar laser reflection test on the roof. L invited penny to attend and found that she had found another Gao Fushuai as her boyfriend. Penny, depressed and drunk because of her new boyfriend's stupidity and arrogance, came back to L to "vent". They spent a crazy "Yehu" night. I found this relationship irreversible. For the sake of psychological balance, I also want to have a penny-style "madness after breaking up" when I find Leslie, and Leslie ruthlessly shuts me out. R and H secretly used the dating network to help Sheldon get a "female-like creature". Under the threat of R's "smelly socks", Sheldon reluctantly agreed to go to the appointment. After a few words, S, who has never been "guided", actually looked at others. . .