20 classic and funny copywriting

1. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother is the devil who likes to pull out the top.

Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles.

The tragedy of being single is that a person eats hot and sour powder and accidentally gets it in his eyes, but he is afraid to go away and wash it. He was afraid that the waiter would close the table, so he had to eat it with tears in his eyes.

I can stay up with you. I will also advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

6. God is fair. He gives you an ugly appearance and a low IQ, so that you won't look uncoordinated!

Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

8. There is a saying that if a man squats down on the main road to tie your shoelaces, you can marry such a man! I mean, do you want to settle accounts?

9. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I played king. Slowly, my fighting capacity has improved, and now I don't scold me, because they can't scold me anymore.

12. My family said I had no sense of direction, and I refused to accept it. Until today, I bought watermelon into pumpkin.

Thirteen. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

Fourteen. Others can go to Paris alone when they break up, and I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs to eat a bowl when I break up.

I dare not add eggs to beef noodles for six yuan.

15. If a woman meets a good man, she doesn't need to grow up all her life. Women become more and more mature and strong because they have not met a good man.

I own hundreds of billions of luxury cars, high-end luxury restaurants and high-tech farms. I have nothing since I forgot my QQ password.

17. Girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do. Don't wait until one day all the donkeys are robbed, leaving a pile of mules.

18. The sun shines in the sky. The flower smiled at me, and the bird said: Early, early, you are sick! You get up early!

19. Living is not the last word. Living, hard work is the truth!

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10. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

2 1. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

22. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

Don't let your girlfriend have a blue confidante. If you are blue, you may be green. Don't let your boyfriend have a confidante. If you are red, you may be yellow.

24. Other people's faces are

Seven minutes is doomed,

Three points depend on dressing up, and one point is doomed to face.

Nine points depend on the filter.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

Twenty-six. I have all the skills to pick up girls, but I am a sister.

27. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.