A hilarious sentence that kills people.

The hilarious sentence is a killing sentence (48 selected sentences) 1. Everybody? I don't know what I'm doing, but it's gone forever I am different, aren't I? Money is nowhere to spend, as poor as a church mouse? . 2. Four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a rainy day, only one drop; Meet an old friend in another country and touch the creditor; Wedding night, next door; I was dreaming when I wanted to be the first. I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends. 4. What do you mean, don't hesitate to die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find, alas, an extra father. When a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find an extra son who is still a rebel. 6. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate. 7. If marriage is the grave of love, what is the annual wedding anniversary celebration? Grave sweeping? Yes 8. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives. I once naively thought that money can buy friendship, love and anything you need. I didn't know until I grew up that money can really buy what you need, but I don't have money. 10. Seeing that other people's property is over 100 million, 1 billion, and several billion in their twenties, I will be 5 million, still a pixel. 1 1. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in China history, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down. 12. Maybe you are dissatisfied with the status quo and feel fat, ugly, frustrated, poor, stupid and declining, but please believe that everything will be fine, and gradually you will feel fat, ugly, frustrated, poor and stupid. We always think that the brain is the smartest organ in the human body, but think about it. 14. There is a dress on Taobao, with bad review 10 and favorable comment 1. The praise is: I bought it for my classmates. I'm satisfied that she is badly dressed. 15. I feel that life is always aimed at you everywhere because you are ugly. If you are beautiful, it's like hanging up the phone every day. 16. Life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it. 17. A woman has the pain of her father when she was a child, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old. 18. When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. What's more, this month, the whole world will treat you better. 19. I really don't understand that those who only turn what they eat into shit are qualified to laugh at those who turn what they eat into meat. 20. Have you considered each other's feelings every time you swear? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand. 2 1. If you like a girl, you should study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money. 22. Just now, a Lamborghini passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own. 23. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage! 24. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten. 25. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next? 26. Giving birth to a son is giving birth to an enemy, and when you grow up, you bring back an enemy. Giving birth to a daughter means giving birth to a relative and bringing back a servant when you grow up. 27. Staying up late is a chronic suicide. Why did you stay up late? The thought of so many people committing suicide with me makes me feel that it is worthwhile to die. 28. I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, maybe you bought this pot to lose face? . 29. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecues and desserts all over the street, and no one can dissuade them. I can't help but walk into a room and gain several pounds. 30. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision. 3 1. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around. For women, small breasts can be padded, small eyes can be made up, short people can wear high heels, and thick legs can wear long skirts. For men, there is only one way that is short, dark and ugly, and that is to cover it up with money! So, it's sad to be a man! The furthest distance in the world is: we go out together, you buy four generations of apples, and I buy four bags of apples. 34. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right. 36. If you eat less than one meal every day, you can save a lot of money over time, which can be saved for treating stomach diseases later. 37. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby! 38. You walked through my heart and wore high heels. Not only left footprints, but also stepped on blood. 39. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage! 40. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate. 4 1.？ What's your attitude towards your predecessor? I wish him infertility and a room full of children. ? 42. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity. 43. Some girls who seem to live a quiet life have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers. 44. Who says boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend! 45. Born in Shengliang, Yu He; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date? 46. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me. 47.？ What eight words can make men rain or shine! A phone call will arrive! Come and drink, all women! ? 48. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to have one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.