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A joke about joining the army
However, this incident has also caused many netizens to question Zhu Education. On the one hand, netizens questioned Zhu's academic qualifications, because Zhu dropped out of school very early, and I don't know if he can be selected. On the other hand, Zhu's weight is too fat for the army to accept, but don't worry, since Brother Tai can send Zhu. That means Zhu is fine!
Zhu is the only son of Big Brother. /kloc-dropped out of school at the age of 0/4, went out to work for three years, and accomplished nothing. When he returned to China at the age of 65,438+07, he was immediately arranged for a blind date by his eldest brother. After dating hundreds of girls, he finally took a fancy to Chen Yanan in Caoxian, a rural nurse with good looks and figure!
I thought that after forming a family, Zhu would begin to understand, at least with the concept of "I am the pillar of my family and need to support my family", but what is the reality? After marriage, Zhu still made no progress. He plays games every day and follows his wife to bring goods for live broadcast. He couldn't get a complete line for half an hour and was ridiculed by netizens!
Everyone knows what happened afterwards. Less than a year after marriage, Zhu He broke up, and the latter told this bitter story in the live broadcast! There are two kinds of voices on the Internet. First, ridicule kick down the ladder and abandon Zhu immediately after success. The other sentence is mocking Zhu's hopeless help!
After learning that Big Brother was going to send his son to the army, netizens left messages mocking him. Some people say that the army does not accept waste products; Some people say that not everyone in the army accepts it, and the education must be above high school.
It's just that everyone doesn't encourage Xiao Wei, and they call him a "waste". Isn't that a bit much? It's not so reliable for Brother Tai to send his son to the army. What Zhu needs now is to increase social experience. Brother Tai might as well take the children out to experience it while he can still perform. What do you think of this?
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