100 word homophonic joke

1, I saw a boy confessing to a girl on the road today. The girl said, "If you can give me the rainbow at once, I will associate with you!" " The boy asked, "Where do you want it to appear?" The girl held out her left hand and said, "Here it is." "Then my little friend and I were so shocked that our chins fell off: I saw that boy grabbed the girl's left hand and pressed it to the ground, and then stepped on it hard. ...

2. Pig said, "Brother, go to the hospital quickly. I heard that the hospital opened a department specially for you. " Wukong: "Oh? What department? "

Homophonic joke "2b Monkey Family-Otolaryngology!"

The repairman came to fix the TV set, and there was only one sexy woman at home. The maintenance man kept looking at the woman while repairing the TV. After the repair, the woman said to the repairman, "I have an embarrassing request." Can you promise me? " The repairman vaguely felt something and said "yes" again and again. The woman went on to say, "The thing is, my husband is very weak, so I can't refer to him for some things." You see, you are a man and I am a woman. . In fact, I noticed your strong body as soon as you came in. . "The man's mouth is watering and he can't wait to say," Let's start. " "You are really refreshing." The woman replied happily, "My new refrigerator is at the door. Please help me move it in. "