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The school starts with a sketch line.
People: mother, daughter, daughter, classmate.
Event: the mother sent her daughter to college, and the mother from the countryside looked around and felt very fresh. The daughter is a little unhappy with her mother's conservatism.
Daughter: Mom, come back first!
Mother: What should I do? You haven't got the key to the dormitory yet. (Asking pedestrians)
Mother: Excuse me, classmate ... (unfinished)
Daughter: Mom ... I told you to speak Mandarin!
Mother: Classmate, where is yuechi county? (broken mandarin)
At this time, my daughter's classmates came, and they were very happy to be admitted to the same university by chance. My daughter envies her classmates' famous brand and freshness.
Classmate: Tell me about yours!
Daughter: I ... I changed my new number. I'll give it to you when it's ready!
Classmate: Then who came with you? (referring to mother)
Daughter: That … that's our nanny.
After the classmates left, the mother took the key and wanted to take the luggage to the dormitory, but the daughter quickly stopped her.
Mother: You can't carry such heavy luggage.
Daughter: Mom, I can do it. Go home, there are things at home!
Mother: This is the living expenses for this month.
Daughter: Mom, I think I want to change it into whole money! (When the daughter sees her mother paying change)
Mother: These are all collected at ordinary times. I'll change it for you right away.
Daughter: No, go home! Tell dad I'm fine here.
Mom went home and turned around.
Mother: Daughter, call home if you need anything.
Daughter: I see. (impatient)
Mother turned to leave, took a few steps and turned back.
Mother: Daughter, don't be reluctant to spend money and eat more good food.
Daughter: Mom, go home! (Very impatient)
Mother turned around,
Took a few steps and turned back.
Mother: Daughter, I'd better help you take your luggage to the dormitory!
Daughter: I'm not a child anymore. I will mention it. Let's go Push mom away.
Mom left and classmates came.
Classmate: We share a dormitory, but it's on the fifth floor. How can you carry so much luggage?
Daughter: I don't know
Classmate: What about your nanny?
Daughter: Ah … (suddenly enlighted) Oh, I sent her home. There are many things at home.
Classmate: Is your nanny not here? (referring to the mother not far away)
Daughter: There are many things at home. Let her go. See if there are any male students we know!
Classmate: On the contrary, it's your nanny. All the same!
Classmate: Nanny, come and help us move our luggage to the dormitory.
Mama Zheng.
Classmate: It's you! Aren't you their nanny?
Mother: Yes, I am their nanny.
Say that finish carrying heavy luggage, and carrying other luggage.
The daughter shouted "Mom …" and rushed to hug her mother.
Music (ah, this person is a mother. This person is a mother ...)
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