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If heaven and earth are fixed, I am also against it.

1. Only forbearance or cruelty can we gain a foothold in this filthy society.

2. Raise when you are young and raise when you are old. If you close your knife, it will be a kind of beauty! Draw your sword and return to the rivers and lakes, for brothers!

If I had you, I would drain the fish pond and stew all the other fish in a pot.

Some people would rather die than beg for a living.

Remember, girl. When two people think of each other, it is called love, and when they think of it, it is called meanness.

6. I think you are like a sugarcane. At first, you were extremely sweet, and then you were really scum.

7. Heaven and earth are uncertain. You and I are both dark horses. If heaven and earth are fixed, I will turn upside down.

8. The chance to meet true love is like meeting a ghost.

I don't like playing hard to get. You have always been good to me, and I have always been good to you. If you are indifferent to me for no reason, don't blame me for playing with others. Everyone is busy. I just want to be bored with people. I love them if I like them, and I want them if I want them. I have no time or ability to guess your thoughts through different words.

10. You don't know me. Who are you to tell me what to do? Should I eat your food or take your things?

1 1. There is a love who wants to talk to you and a bed who wants to sleep with you.

12. Good morning and good night. It's better than the ex being buried.

13. Love is better than all principles and norms, but it is not my pleasure.

14. Don't climb, don't compete, and don't be angry with animals.

15. You don't have anyone. Please call me wife. What's the matter?

Idioms about heaven and earth

1, ground motion: shock: vibration; Move: shake. Shook the world. Describe a shocking thing. It also describes imposing manner or heroism.

2. Goddess of mending the sky: A fairy story, Fuxi's sister Nu Wa tried to mend the sky with five-colored stones. Describe the majestic spirit and fearless struggle spirit of transforming heaven and earth.

3, the sky is dark: faint: dark. The world is dark and dreary. Describe the scene of wind and sand all over the sky when it is windy. It is also a metaphor for political corruption and social darkness.

4, 988: 9: pass the "shovel", heavy, layer; September 1: nine days, the highest point of the sky; Hey: edge; Eight embarrassments: refers to the marginal land. Refers to the ultimate place of heaven and earth, namely the ends of the earth.

5. Duangan Ni Kun: The symbol of heaven and earth.

6. Chaos has not been chiseled: chaos: the state before the formation of heaven and earth in the imagination of the ancients; Chisel: cut. The world is still in a state of ignorance, and heaven and earth have not yet formed. Metaphor is pure and simple in human nature.

7. Don't have a hole in the sky: there is another world in the hole. Describe the strange and charming scenery.

8. Rosen Vientiane: Sen: More; Luo: list; Vientiane: all kinds of things and phenomena in the universe. Refers to various scenes listed in succession between heaven and earth. The description contains extremely rich content.

9. Hehe: Hey, pig; Hey: You can steal peace. The lice on the pig, if you steal it. Metaphor in the field of personal Xiaotian steal Ann, narcissism.

10, everything turns: heaven and earth turn. Metaphor is a major change. It also describes the feeling of dizziness or extreme violence.

1 1, as if heaven and earth: as if. Just like heaven and earth. The metaphor is very different.

12, poor people seek their roots: when people are desperate, they call for heaven and earth and their parents.

13, heaven knows the earth, you know me: no one knows anything except you and me.

14, ivory tower: refers to the artistic realm of bourgeois writers and artists, and advocates "art for art's sake" divorced from social reality. It is also a metaphor for the small world of intellectuals who are divorced from real life.

15, ant sealing board horse: ant sealing: a small mound protruding outside the ant nest; Banma: A horse galloping in circles. Metaphor is to display one's talents in a small world.

16, keep pace with the times: and: follow, and. Keep pace with the times. Describe continuous progress or improvement.

17, annoyed Tiandi: I am worried about Tiandi. Describe the mood is extremely boring.

18, the sky is boundless: ① refers to the vast world. ② It is often used to describe grandeur and broadness.

19, make the gods cry: shock: shock. Earth-shattering, make the gods cry.

20. It's a long way to go. Xiu Yuan Xi: Yes, that is, you can carry a heavy load to a distant place. After metaphor ambitious, can break a new world, make a big career.

2 1, the sky does not cover, the earth does not contain: describe the great crime, heaven and earth can not tolerate.

22. Over time. Refers to the long-term continuous accumulation.

23. Dai Tianlu: Dai: Going against the sky; Step: step, step. Head in the sky, feet on the ground. Describe people who live between heaven and earth. Metaphor is profound and broad, such as heaven and earth.

24. Heaven makes grass: ① refers to the beginning of heaven and earth, and everything is made in chaos and ignorance. ② refers to grass.

25, the sky is miserable: the world feels sad and sad. Describe extremely tragic (mostly used to render the atmosphere).

26, earth-shattering: shock: alarm; Moves: shock. Disturb the world. Describe an event with great motivation or significance.

27. The river is getting worse and worse: the river is flowing downwards day by day. Metaphorically, the situation is getting worse every day.

28, the top of the sky: I still say perseverance. Living between heaven and earth.

29, lead the weight and go far: refers to the distance that can be achieved with a large load. Metaphor is ambitious, can create a new situation and make great achievements.

30. Yin Tian vibrates: Yin vibrates. Shook the world. Describe the shock.

3 1, jump whip: jump: jump. Jump on the horse and raise the whip. Describe the way the whip drives the horse galloping away. It also means that construction is in full swing.

32. Sincerity makes a stone break: People's sincerity can touch the world and make a stone break. Metaphor as long as you concentrate on doing it sincerely, any problem can be solved.

33. Feeling the earth moving: It is extremely sad and touched the world.

34. One Yang rises again: The ancients believed that there was yin and yang between heaven and earth. Every winter solstice, Yin qi is exhausted and Yang qi begins to appear again. It means that spring is coming again.

35. Upside down: Upside down. Metaphor is a major change. It also describes the feeling of dizziness or extreme violence.

36. Immerse in the original land: submerge the world.

37. Feeling heaven and earth, crying ghosts and gods: feeling: moving; Cry: Cry. Touching heaven and earth, making ghosts and gods cry. Describe touching deeds or literary works.

38. Earth-shattering: shock: alarm; Moves: shock. Disturb the world. Describe an event with great motivation or significance.

39. Chaos: Chaos: the state before the formation of heaven and earth in the imagination of the ancients. Refers to the uncivilized state of human beings in ancient times. Also describes people's ignorance.

40. Extreme heaven and earth: refers to the space between heaven and earth.

4 1, Jedi Tiantong: absolutely: cut off. Cut off the gods from landing, and the land gods will ascend to heaven. It means that heaven and earth are in their proper places, and people establish fixed order and discipline in them.

42. Re-endow heaven and earth: At first, the description of heaven and earth was vast, and later the description of kindness was extremely profound. It also means that the matter is arduous and serious, and it matters a lot.

43, spin dry to Kun: reverse heaven and earth. Metaphor fundamentally changes the social outlook or the established situation. It also means that people have great courage.

44. Gankun Reengineering: Gankun: Heaven and Earth. Rebuilding heaven and earth means rebuilding the country.

45. Hu Sang Peng Ya: When an ancient man was born, he shot a bow made by Sang Mu and an arrow made by Cao Peng, which showed that he had great ambitions.

46. Mother of all things: refers to the world in which all things live.

47. Shake the sky: Shake: Shake. Shook the world. Describe great strength, good technology and great momentum.

48. Tianjing Ground Spine: The world is full of thorns, which means that the world is cold or in a difficult situation.

49. The extinction of heaven and earth: the extinction of heaven and earth. Metaphor is heaven and earth.

50. Dai Huang: Dress naturally. Xuan refers to the sky, and Huang refers to the earth. Describe people who live between heaven and earth.

5 1, wandering Gankun: wandering: the same as "Lang Lang", Qing; Gan Kun: Heaven and Earth. Describe political clarity and peace in the world.

52. Lang Lang Gan Kun: Lang Lang: Clear and bright; Gan Kun: It turned out to be two hexagrams in Zhouyi, which refer to heaven and earth, the world and so on. Describe political clarity and peace in the world.

53. Throw a dragon into the sea, a tiger rushes to the mountain: a metaphor for getting rid of difficulties and returning to the vast world of freedom.

54. Empress: Empress: called Heaven in ancient times; Houtu: called land in ancient times. Refers to heaven and earth. I used to believe that heaven and earth could uphold justice and dominate everything.

55. The sky is dark: the world is dark. It is often used to describe the natural scene during wind haze and thunderstorm. Also described as very interested.

56. Anti-Gankun: Gankun: Heaven and Earth. Metaphor fundamentally changed the whole situation.

57. Make up for Kun: Make up for heaven and earth, and compare it with governing the country.

58. Tian Zi No.1: Tian Zi: Tian Zi is the first word in the first sentence of Thousand Words. Refers to the first number in the first category. Metaphor is the highest, largest or strongest.

59. Dai Tianqi: I still wear natural places. Head in the sky, feet on the ground. Describe people who live between heaven and earth. Metaphor is profound and broad, such as heaven and earth.

60. Jingwei: Jingwei: The vertical line of the fabric is called warp and the horizontal line is called weft, which is a metaphor for planning. Plan heaven and earth. Describe people who are very talented and can do great things.

6 1, a romantic Sichuan: Sichuan: mountainous flat land. A world with beautiful scenery.

62. Deceive heaven and earth: Deceive the God of heaven and earth. The ability to describe extreme fraud.

63. What is big and what is small: The original meaning refers to the content of the article, which not only contains the vitality of heaven and earth, but also summarizes extremely tiny things. Describe the article as broad and profound.

64. Latitude of heaven and earth: ① refers to the natural and irresistible truth between heaven and earth. (2) extended to rule the world with heaven and earth as statutes.

65. Home of the Four Seas: Originally, the emperor occupied the whole country. After that, you can make any place your home. It means to be ambitious, not to let go of your hometown or your personal world.

66. Earth-shattering: earthquake: vibration; Move: shake. Shook the world. Describe a loud voice or momentum.

67. Spillover: refers to the whole world.

68. The dragon returns to the sea: a metaphor for getting out of trouble and returning to the vast free world.

69. Duangan Ni Kun: refers to the signs displayed by heaven and earth.

70. Vientiane: refers to various scenes listed in succession between heaven and earth.

7 1, keep pace with the times: and: follow, and. It's daily growing over time. Describe growth.

72. Natural disasters and earth changes: disasters and variations between heaven and earth. The ancients were superstitious and thought it was a warning from heaven to the rulers.

73. Overloading: Overloading: the sky is overwhelming, which means the name of heaven and earth. Live between heaven and earth.

74. Mianyan Tianrang: Mianyan: Thick-skinned. Heaven and Earth: Heaven and Earth refer to the world. Describe the cheek to live in the world.

75. Rectify Gankun: Gankun: hexagrams, symbolizing heaven and earth, yin and yang, etc. Governing the country makes the chaotic situation orderly.

76. Break with Heaven and Earth: Break: Stop. Life force is the same as heaven and earth. The metaphor is endless.

77. Broad sky: It is a metaphor for a vast world and a long way to go.

78. The latitude and longitude of heaven and earth: it refers to the principle of heaven and geography, which is beyond reproach. It is extended to govern the world with heaven and earth as statutes.

79. Work equals the world: all: equality. Merit equals heaven and earth. This is a great achievement.

80. Wonder: It refers to very strange things between heaven and earth.

8 1, Hotan is not a rich man on earth: nothing is more magical than Tian, and nothing is richer than Tian. Refers to heaven and earth to support everything.

82. The recommendation is included: the recommendation is all-encompassing; Yunei: between heaven and earth, that is, the world. Swallow the world and possess everything.

83. Move heaven and earth, make the gods cry: move: move; Cry: Cry in a low voice. Touched the spirit of heaven and earth. Describing deeds or works is very touching.

84, empty and inexhaustible: exhausted. The original metaphor is that heaven and earth are bellows, and the more empty they are, the more tired they are, and the more they push and pull, the more they exhaust. The more metaphors, the broader your mind and the richer your knowledge.

85. Virtue matches heaven and earth: It means that morality can match heaven and earth. Say that morality is extremely noble and grand.

86, wearing high heels: wearing: tops; Shoes: Step on them. Step on the ground. Refers to people who live between heaven and earth.

87. Every man for himself and the devil takes the hindmost: In the old society, every man for himself and the devil takes the hindmost.

88, the devil takes the hindmost: Zhu: kill. Metaphor sinful, heaven and earth.

89. There is nothing to hide between heaven and earth: there is nothing to hide between heaven and earth.

90. Earth-shattering, make the gods cry: Earth-shattering, make the gods cry.

9 1, service three selflessness: service: pursuit; Selflessness: selflessness in heaven, selflessness in earth and selflessness in the sun and moon. As selfless as the sky, the earth, the sun and the moon. In the old days, emperors regarded the world as public and did not seek personal gain.

92. Three days and two places: three: three. It was easy to set a number. In ancient times, it means that the sky is odd, the earth is even, and three is the beginning of odd. The virtue extended to people can be compared with heaven and earth, or people can cooperate with heaven and earth to become three talents.

93. Live with Heaven and Earth: Longevity: Longevity. As long as heaven and earth. Metaphor has a long life.

94. Pseudograph acceptance: Taoism refers to being ranked as a fairy by virtue of cultivation and being influenced by the way of heaven and earth. It also shows that the emperor was influenced by maps. Map, river map; Hey, it's fate. Just like "fake painting"

95, the world is getting worse: the world: social atmosphere; Day: increasing gradually; Fade: Fade. The social atmosphere is gradually declining.

96. Within Liuhe: Liuhe: heaven and earth, southeast and northwest. Refers to the world.

97. Heaven and earth cannot tolerate: heaven and earth: between heaven and earth, the world. Rong: tolerance. There is no room for heaven and earth. Refers to people and things that are heinous and sinful.

98. False picture: ① refers to the picture of the emperor, which came into being. Map, river map; Hey, it's fate. (2) Taoism refers to being listed as a fairy by the way of heaven and earth after cultivation.

99. Everything has laws: everything between heaven and earth has its laws and rules.

100, jade candle harmony: refers to the harmony of the four seasons of heaven and earth. It also refers to the harmony between husband and wife.

10 1, don't open the world: don't: in addition; Open: open; World: refers to heaven and earth. In addition, find another way, that is, create another career.

102, Nature: Classics: Norms and Principles; Justice: Speak. Well done. The eternal truth between heaven and earth. Refers to the absolutely correct and unchangeable truth. It also means taking things for granted.

103, all over the sky: male: male. Diffuse between heaven and earth. There are many descriptions, everywhere.

104, things in the pond: refers to the small fish and shrimp raised in the pond. It is a metaphor for people who are trapped in a small world and unable to display their ambitions.

105, Skyquake earthquake: earthquake: vibration. Shook the world. Describe a loud voice or momentum. Sometimes describing events and scenes is shocking.

106, weft warp: warp and weft: the vertical line of the fabric is called warp, and the horizontal line is called weft, which is a metaphor for planning. Plan heaven and earth. Describe people who are very talented and can do great things.

107, clever: ① clever and round, symbolizing the sky; Moment, square and symbolic. (2) refers to imitate heaven and earth.

108, shrinking the ground to fill the sky: refers to transforming the universe. Metaphor is to do extraordinary things.

109, Palace Covers Heaven and Earth: Palace; Advantages; Guy: overwhelm, surpass. Great achievements are better than heaven and earth. Describe a lot of credit.

1 10, rich day by day: rich: rich; Chang: Prosperity. Getting richer and more prosperous every day.

1 1 1. Feel the world: touch the world. Describe sincere and touching. It is also a metaphor for moving the heartless world. Describe very grievance.

1 12, Gankun in the sleeve: Gankun: refers to heaven and earth. Heaven and earth are hidden in sleeves. Metaphor is a bizarre illusion.

1 13, there is another world: there is another world.

1 14, the first discovery of HarmonyOS system: HarmonyOS system: the ancients thought that before the creation of heaven and earth, it was the vitality of chaos. Create the world. Refers to the emerging human world.

1 15, the earth shakes: shake: shake. Shook the world. Describe a loud voice or momentum.

1 16, deceiving heaven and earth: deceiving the god of heaven and earth. The means of describing fraud is very high.

1 17, Booming the sky: a sensation. Describe loud or famous.

1 18, Huang Xuan overturned his conviction: Huang Xuan: heaven and earth are one color. It's upside down Describe the great turmoil.

1 19, the world is flat: it is described as the whole world.

120, Qing Kun: Gan Kun: refers to heaven and earth. Can turn heaven and earth upside down. Great descriptive skills.

12 1, shy face: shy face; Heaven and Earth: Heaven and Earth refer to the world. Describe losing integrity and having the cheek to live in the world.

122, Yu Xiu: Zhong: cohesion, concentration; Yu: Parenting. It embodies the aura between heaven and earth and breeds excellent people. Refers to the beautiful mountains and rivers and talented people.

Philosophical sentence: selfless world is relieved

Hope is the faithful sister of bad luck. Pushkin, when your hopes fail one by one, you should be firm and calm! Longferro

Believe in yourself first, and others will believe you. Turgenev

Don't bemoan the pain of life! -lament is weak ... the original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky.

Fatalism is an excuse for the weak who lack willpower. Romain Rolland

The only shortcoming we can't correct is weakness. Laroche Foucault

Selfish winners will destroy the public. Limbu

Everyone is good, then the world is peaceful; Everyone is selfish, and the world is in chaos. Liu e

Selfishness is an obstacle to success. Kun Lv

Smoke, forget the past, and be selfless at heart. mould

Always seek to benefit others, not yourself. Xie Juezai

All selfish lives are irrational and animal lives. Leo Tolstoy

People's reason shattered superstition, and people's feelings also destroyed egoism. Heine

Selflessness is a rare morality because it is unprofitable. Brecht

A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative. Confucius

Don't worry about poverty, don't seek wealth. Tao Yuanming

Wealth is not slutty, poverty is not happy, and men are heroes here. Hao Cheng

Being poor and white and living a simple life is exactly where we revolutionaries can overcome many difficulties! fang zhimin

Classic sentences of Fengyun Tiandi

1, Song: You've been pretending. ?

2. Mo: Sorry, if it's a male sister, I'm sorry. ?

3. Cao Zhiyuan: Let me know which bastard it is, and I will kill him. ?

Er Qiao: Cao Zhiyuan, all of a sudden, I don't seem to know you. ?

5. Guan Ruonan: I didn't expect you to be so mean and try to cheat me out of the coffin. ?

6. Guan Ruonan: If you have money to earn together, you seem to have said the same thing to Han Yun. ?

7. Cao Zhiyuan: Growing up, Er Qiao was very attached to me and had a very good relationship with me. ?

8. Mo Wen Ya: I'm not worried about not winning this lawsuit. I'm worried about what's behind this case. ?

9. Guan Ruonan: It's no problem for you to interview, but I hope you can make the truth public. ?

10, Yao Daming (played by Sun Xing): Look how close they are now. We will be in-laws soon. ?

1 1, Guan Ruonan: Why are you still looking for that song "Hua Zi"? Do you know what she did to me at the auction?

Cao Zhiyuan: As long as you promise me one thing, I won't pester you every day. Miss Tang Yiyi, marry me. ?

13, Guan Ruonan: Er Qiao is my adopted daughter, and she is not related by blood. If you really like each other, mom won't object. ?

14, Tang Yiyi: Secondly, your beautiful sister is obviously jealous. I can't believe you two aren't having an affair. ?

15, Mo: Then why did you say in your previous confession that Cao Zhiyuan raped you on the above date and place?

16, Cao (played): I checked the transaction records of last week. If it weren't for you, how could so many hands be released from the market? I treat you as a friend and you treat me as a fool. ?

Tang Yiyi: Don't cry for me. I like the way you smile. I'm sorry, I know I'm selfish. But I don't want to be around someone who loves you when I'm fighting the disease. ?

18, Cao Zhihong: Will you wake up and cheer up? If you die, God will laugh at you even more. Does she want you to do this? If you really go with her, what about her grandmother and sister?