Who is the funniest among the fairy swords? (especially a game)

it must be Yun Tianhe! Classic Quotations: 1. (To the pigs) Alas, spring is long past, and I wonder what they are barking about.

2. (to Shasha) You are my dinner!

3. that won't do! My father said that men and women should not touch each other.

4. My father said that girls' breasts are different from boys', so they are soft and can't be touched casually.

5. Dad is right, girls can be weird sometimes.

6. isn't the sword only used for cutting and shooting? (shoot "sword")

7. (say to gauze) Can the wound heal so quickly? That must be a minor injury ~ (I can't make the yarn angry)

8. Is that "Huang Di" very powerful? How about swordsmanship? (he and shasha are discussing "the emperor" ...)

9. Dad said that girls should be treated well, not used to be fierce!

1. what is Guan Li? What is the dental door? (Actually, it's your honour and yamen ... ……)

11. Dad said that you may not know who is nice to you, but you should feel it with your heart.

12. Just now, I barked like a female mountain pig, and when the male mountain pig heard this voice, it would be attracted, hehe ~ this trick is especially useful in spring, so I didn't know that Xia Tianling was ineffective. (After the monster appeared ...) Huh? How come... Spring and summer are really different!

13. But ... even if you get revenge, the dead will never live again, right?

14. I'm so full of gas that I can't hold on for a while.

15. It seems that he has not been the boss for many years, and he has become so fat ...

16. Liu Bobo? (Actually, it's Uncle Liu (Liu Mengli's dad) ... ……)

17. Anyway, I only understand half of what you said, but the demon killed people, and people wanted revenge, and the demon didn't stop. If you call like this, there would be no result in any day.

18. tulin pig? What is it? Not like a pig ... (Tu Lingzhu)

19. Dad taught some, and he left me some books to read, hehe, but almost all of them were burned for the convenience of making a fire during the barbecue.

2. My father said that a man has nothing to fear in life.

21 ....... Do you want to have loose bowels, Rhombus? You look so ugly ...

22 ................................................................................................................................................................ (fortunately, it was not heard by Shasha)

23. (Liu An said "Ben Wang") Stupid ... Wang ...? (Facts have proved that Tianhe's understanding is correct, haha)

24. Why did you go to see Jade Huangdi? Who's his big brother?

25. haha, rhombic yarn! The more I look at you, the more pleasing to my eye. I'll marry you ~ We'll both play together in the future, and we can look for anything together!

26. (to Mengli) But I think you are also very pleasing to the eye. If possible, I will marry you two, and the three of us will play around together and look for anything together!

27. (When learning that men can't marry) Huh? Isn't that boy pathetic?

28. Dad said that there is a saying called "reflect on myself three times a day", which means I have to reflect on myself three times a day. I have used up all three times today, so I will leave the rest for tomorrow.

29. Ling Sha, are you going to dig holes like mice again? (Shasha's inner activity "I feel like hitting someone")

3. He (Yun Tianqing) said that he really wants to be good to a person, that is, to make her happy every day, even if that person doesn't like himself or even doesn't know himself at all.

31. Even if the three of us will be separated tomorrow, I won't regret knowing you (Shasha) and Mengli.

32. Dad said that you should be happy when you are alive, and you will have no regrets when you die. If you keep avoiding the present because you are afraid of the future, you will not be happy when you are alive. What's the point?

33. My father said that it is a great thing that people can choose life and death according to their own wishes, no matter right or wrong.

34. Did I just say something wrong? Strange ... pigs bathe in muddy water.

35 It turns out that this thing is called "Qingting". I didn't even know its name before. It tastes good after baking. Try it!

36 if one person is treated badly by others, how can he win so many games by himself? Of course I want to help, dad said to protect the weak!

37 my life is up to me, not heaven!

38 Forget it ... I'll play hide-and-seek with you another day. I'll eat you if I win, and I'll eat you next time if I lose. Haha ~

39 Ha, that's great! As they say, you can't find it with shoes on, but you can find it without them! (You can't find a place to get it.)

4 But now ... I seem to be timid and afraid of many things ... I'm afraid that I'll never see Dream Glass again in my life, afraid that we can't stop Xuanxiao ... I'm even more afraid that if I can't save Ling Sha, she will die ... (Tianhe is afraid for the first time, but it's very touching. )

41 Until now, I still can't forget calling you "Big Brother". You taught me a lot ... Without you, Tianhe would not be the Tianhe it is now ...

42 The moon is so big, like a cake ...

43 ... It's murderous ...

44 Can a non-toxic animal give birth to a non-toxic pig? .....

46 How about my stay? Officer: How are you staying? ) ..... What about staying? Anyway ..... If you are unkind first, I can be unjust!

47 what? ! ..... eight plus one equals nine ... Well, shall we fight together?

48 humph! I have to find another place to bury it every day, and I can't let you find it again. Try if you don't believe me!

49 This thing is very strange. The outer shell seems to be very hard, and it is tied with a rope. It's weird.

5 is eaten in three bites, and the outer shell is still chewy! Do you know what he is eating ... Zongzi! )

51 Tianhe killed Xiaohua with Wang Shu (sword): Ling Sha, why did they drive us away? Is it because I shot that fat bird? The fat bird's name is "chicken"?

52 Notes of Tianhe Finding Zonglian: You can't find shoes if you wear them, but you will find them if you don't wear them. (Tianhe version has no place to find) Tianhe VS Ziying ① Several uses of the sword

In Yun Tianhe (Tianhe) room, Murong Ziying woke Tianhe up and looked at Wang Shujian beside the bed.

Yun Tianhe: hmm ... it's quiet today, isn't it early?

Murong Ziying: No one tells you to get up, so it's quiet.

Yun Tianhe: Er ... Uncle, I got up late again?

Murong Ziying: Yun Tianhe, you don't attend morning classes again and again, and you have no remorse. Today, you will be punished for thinking about it, and you won't come out until midnight!

Yun Tianhe: All day? ! Well, what about three meals a day?

Murong Ziying: Thinking is thinking. How can you keep these distractions!

Yun Tianhe: ............

Yun Tianhe: (Ling Sha, you talk nonsense, what kind man is he ...)

Murong Ziying: ... Why is your sword stained with dust? Why not wipe it clean?

Yun Tianhe: It's good to use it. Anyway, a sword can be shot without missing ...

Murong Ziying: What do you mean? How to use this sword at ordinary times?

Yun Tianhe: Let me see ...

Yun Tianhe: When I was a child, I used to shoot this sword on a bow. Haha ~ It's very useful. This sword is very sharp. Those pigs and bears suddenly ...

Murong Ziying: Stop! What else?

Yun Tianhe: Skinning animals' skins can make clothes and quilts, which is very good, hehe.

Murong Ziying: ... What else?

Yun Tianhe: Sometimes it's used to cut wood, but it's not very useful. It's good to build a house by sawing wood. It's just a few strokes of chopping boards, and that's how my tree house was built ~

Murong Ziying: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Yun Tianhe: It is also used to cut hair, shave beard, cut meat and radish, and it is also used to skewer and roast meat ~ Unfortunately, the sword is too sharp. Sometimes when it is roasted, the meat suddenly falls in two and falls into the fire. What a pity ... Alas ~ ~ ~

Murong Ziying: ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Yun Tianhe: Hmmm ... In short, it has many benefits. It was also used in imperial sword recently, but it is too thin and uncomfortable to step on.

Murong Ziying: ................................

Yun Tianhe: Martial Uncle, you look so pale. Did you not sleep well last night?

Murong Ziying: .................................

Yun Tianhe: Uncle?

Murong Ziying: Cloud, sky and river! !

Yun Tianhe: Ah! What's the matter? !

Murong Ziying: You'll go back to your thoughts at once! Now! !

Yun Tianhe: (Good, fierce ... why are you so angry all of a sudden .............)

Murong Ziying: (I need to be alone ...) (PS: Ziying hates all acts that disrespect the sword and disgrace its reputation. Wang Shu is a peerless sword. If Tianhe says so, it will make Zi Ying half dead ...)

② A token of love!

Murong Ziying: Well, if you insist on going to see Uncle Xuan Xiao, I'll join you.

Yun Tianhe: ... OK, but no matter what the truth is, you must not hurt Mengli!

Murong Ziying: ... It's no use talking about the future. Now I just want to find out what this is all about.

Han Lingsha: Hello! I say you two, instead of spending time looking at each other here, you might as well leave quickly!

Han Lingsha: Before we did anything, our own people started to make trouble first?

Murong Ziying: Tianhe, here you are. Take it.

Yun Tianhe: This is ...?

Murong Ziying: I made a sword for you-

Yun Tianhe: ...!

Murong Ziying: You can keep it. Now that the demon world is coming, you have to be careful about everything. Even if you use Wang Shu sword, there is no harm in taking it with you.

Yun Tianhe: ... Wang Shujian ... I have given it to my eldest brother, who needs it to break the ice.

Han Lingsha: Huh? Isn't that just the right one to use?

Han Lingsha: Let me see. This sword looks like Wang Shu, even the color is similar.

Murong Ziying: It's just a shape. The materials used for Wang Shu's sword are hard to find. Besides, throughout my life, the skill of casting a sword is hard to match that of a master craftsman. How can I create another Wang Shu ...

Han Lingsha: Don't say that, I know that you are already very good, and with your temperament, if it is a sword for friends, you will definitely try your best.

Yun Tianhe: ...

Murong Ziying: I have a vague feeling that the master will get Wang Shu's sword back one day, so I made this sword in my spare time, hoping that Tianhe could use it ... but I didn't expect that Uncle Xuan Xiao would need Wang Shu to break the ice ...

Yun Tianhe: Ziying, thank you ...

Murong Ziying: Don't say thank you, I just.

Yun Tianhe: ... er, I, I promise you, I will never use it for barbecue ...

Han Lingsha: Ziying, does it have a name?

Murong Ziying: The name of the sword is naturally taken by the owner of the sword.

Yun Tianhe: I, I want to call it "Tianhe Sword", ok? .....

Murong Ziying: Of course.

Yun Tianhe: ... thank you, Ziying ...

Yun Tianhe: You saved me at the entrance to the demon world, too ... I shouldn't have talked to you like that just now ...

Han Lingsha: Ziying is just not frank. Maybe he is worried about Tianhe and has been following.

Murong Ziying: ............

Han Lingsha: Huh? Am I right? Ziying, your face is a little red!

Murong Ziying: Don't be ridiculous. It's urgent. Let's find Uncle Shi quickly. Tianhe character: ★ Not picky about food, like delicious barbecue best, and dream of eating all kinds of different game. I am ignorant of everything in the world below the mountain and the feelings of men and women. When I go down the mountain, I often judge by my own ideas, and there are many troubles and jokes. It is considered that all things are equal, birth and death, and the law of the jungle are all normal in the world, and there is no idea that demons and people must be opposed, and they have their own tolerance. In case of trouble, I will think in a different direction, and I don't like to bother myself, but I think straight when dealing with what I have already determined.

★ At the beginning of the story, due to an accident, our hero, who has been king on the mountain for many years, had to pack his bags and stagger down the mountain. A man who has never even met a girl and doesn't even know what money is, is really worrying for him.

★ Summary: Tianhe belongs to the kind of person who loves deeply. His simplicity is the foundation to achieve great love. He keeps growing through one thing in the game, never knowing how to comfort others, never knowing how to lose pain and become knowing how to cherish love. But he won't worry about who he loves, and he won't compare them, because everyone is irreplaceable to him. Just because he can't stop many things from happening, he. Azure: the most classic: being a human being in this life and being a demon in the afterlife ...

1 pair of Xuanxiao: "Brother, at least we are in the same bed ..." 2 (to Tianhe in the ghost world) "What are you doing here? Don't say I'm leaving! " You should be happy when you are alive, and you will have no regrets when you die. If you keep avoiding the present because you are afraid of the future, you will not be happy when you are alive. What's the point? Live happily, but die regretlessly. ) 4 (Xuanxiao goes to practise by himself) What a cheat ... You want to leave your younger brother and work secretly by yourself ... 5 No! I also want to refuel! Otherwise, it's too far from the strength of the senior brother, and you'll be missed by the master ... 6. It's good to go back to the valley! Without a lot of reprimanding and nagging ~ but there is no food to eat, which makes people a little unbearable ... 7 (first encounter with jade)! Wow! Isn't it a pity that you are so beautiful and come to cultivate immortality? 8 Alas ~ You are so young that it is not funny to see through it ... 9 To be really good for a person is to make her happy every day, even if that person doesn't like himself, it doesn't matter if he doesn't even know himself at all (a word to Tianhe and others when he was in the ghost world). 1 Everything is a creature, and where is the difference between good and evil? Jade, look at this sea of clouds and mist, it's really beautiful, but without you, even if there are thousands of beautiful scenery, it's very boring. Shi Shenxi Cave ... Insight into the world ... Hahaha, how many people in this world can really do it? It's not easy to have a clear conscience ... Azure comment: Yun Tianqing rarely appeared in the game, even if he appeared, he dressed simply, showed his face less, spoke in a hurry and was fleeting. But he is my favorite person, and I love him even more than the protagonist Yun Tianhe.

Although he looks like a "ruffian" on the surface, he doesn't speak or do things in a straight way (that's why there are so many funny words, and he will never feel lonely and boring when he is with such people), in fact, his humor is a kind of indifference beyond the secular world. He believes that all beings are equal, whether they are immortals or demons, and they have the right to live, and they are unambiguous in the face of big and big. He is free and easy, cynical, but