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People say you have small breasts.

People say you have small breasts.

What do people say about your small breasts? In daily life, it is annoying to be told that your chest is small. At this time, we have to fight back. Next, I will take you to learn more about what people say about your small breasts.

People say you have small breasts. 1 1, I'm Little Red Riding Hood, and my grandmother was eaten by a wolf.

2. I can touch my chest backhand, can you?

3. Is it great to put coke on your chest? I'm telling you, I can fly a plane at the airport!

4, the tablet is a computer, flat chest is not a chest?

5. I am so beautiful, but I still have big breasts?

6. Follow my dad!

7, flat chest is not hungry, what does your child have to do with you?

8. What's wrong with small breasts? Taking off clothes is a couple, and wearing clothes is a brother.

9. No boyfriend can say the opposite.

10, have you seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Have you seen the wife in the old woman's cake?

1 1, because I study hard!

12, the one with big breasts is not himself.

13, big breasts are waiting to droop. Are you playing?

14, don't you know what approachable means?

15, the mountain is not high, there must be spirit, and the chest is not high, there must be armor.

People say you have small breasts. 2. What about small breasts?

When the chest is small, you can eat more papaya on weekdays. On the one hand, papaya has the function of breast enhancement, and on the other hand, you can drink more milk in your life. At the same time, papaya and milk can be stewed together, and the breast enhancement effect is very good. In addition, female friends can eat more fresh fruits and vegetables, maintain a balanced nutrition and not be picky about food, so as to play a role in breast enhancement, so female friends should pay special attention.

What is the cause of small breasts?

In fact, there are many female friends with small breasts, but there are many reasons, usually caused by multiple factors, such as some people are congenital and some are acquired.

And malnutrition in life, insufficient intake of protein, etc. It can also lead to chest dysplasia, and there is also an environmental factor. For example, in life, people's stress will lead to endocrine disorders, which will affect the development of the chest.

The phenomenon of stunting is not allowed, because stunting is not beneficial, and it is also because stunting often has a great relationship with diet, because in life, many people will have the phenomenon that three meals a day are not on time and nutrition is not enough, and when this phenomenon appears, it should be paid more attention to.

People say you have small breasts. What about one big one and three small breasts?

Adjust sleeping position to correct

Suitable: long-term habitual left sleep, or right sleep, oppression to unilateral breast development.

(1) The left chest is small and the right chest is big, so consciously sleep or lie on your back on the right side to avoid squeezing the left small chest.

(2) The right chest is small, and the left chest is large. You should consciously sleep or lie on your back on the left side to avoid squeezing the right chest in an improper sleeping position.

Massage the small side of the chest to correct it.

Suitable for: asymmetric movement of limbs, different blood circulation on both sides, and improper sleeping position resulting in one big chest and one small chest.

Preparation before massage: trim your nails, wash your hands with hot water, and take off all the jewelry on your hands.

Massage method: first press Rugen point, then Zhongshan point, and finally press Tianxi point. Massage each acupoint for 2 minutes, and massage the breast root and seal for a few minutes on one side of the small chest.

Health care after massage: close your eyes and rest, while keeping warm.

Wear appropriate underwear for protection.

Applicable to: it can reduce the damage caused by external impact to a certain extent.

Underwear can play a good role in protecting the chest, but choose underwear with appropriate size and high comfort.

When the chest is still developing in adolescence, you should wear cotton underwear without rims, and you don't have to pursue beauty and sexiness.

Wear a sports bra during exercise to prevent chest shaking and injury during exercise.

When you find that your chest is expanding, you should buy gathered and adjusted underwear to prevent further expansion.

Correct size through breastfeeding

Applicable to: the left and right bust sizes are different for various reasons.

If there is always a big and small breast, it is necessary to increase the number of breastfeeding for the smaller breast during lactation to stimulate the re-development of the smaller breast. Generally, after conscious stimulation, the situation of different breast sizes can be improved.

The reason why the chest is one big and one small

1. Breast buds with strong sensitivity to estrogen and progesterone will develop first, grow faster and appear bigger. The breast bud on the side with poor sensitivity is relatively small because of its slow development and slow growth.

2. Asymmetrical activities of limbs easily affect local blood circulation, such as long-term exercise of one upper limb or pectoral muscle, which will lead to rapid development and unilateral breast strengthening.

3, the third is habitual unilateral sleeping position, and there will also be cases of asymmetric breast development.

The underwear you are wearing is not suitable.

5, the wrong massage method leads to one big and one small chest.

Tips

Women's breasts are not exactly the same, they should be about the same size. If the size is slightly different, as long as there is no discomfort such as pain, it will not affect your health and you don't have to worry too much.