Ask jokes about Chinese New Year.

There is a rich man who can't read and write a couplet for him during the Chinese New Year. Mr. Wang wrote a pair: days increase years, people increase life; Dry kungfu is everywhere in spring.

The local rich man couldn't read, so he asked his husband to read it to him, and he read it to him again. He shook his head and said, no, I want my mother to live longer, but you have changed!

Teacher Wang said: but the upper and lower links are opposite, and the upper link should be changed, and the lower link should also be changed.

The rich man said: change, change together!

As a result, the couplet was changed to this: the older you get, the longer your mother lives; Spring is full of Gankunda's father.

Order new year songs

A man called the radio station to order songs and said, "I am a foreigner, and now I can't buy a ticket to go home. I want to spend the New Year in Beijing." I want to order a song. "

The host asked him, "Who do you want to order songs for?"

He said, "I ordered a song by Jordan chan," You are so cruel ",and gave it to the ticket sellers at all stations in Beijing."

reunion dinner

When the company was having a reunion dinner, the manager got drunk and threw up in the toilet. It happened that a male employee was peeing. The manager said angrily, "How can I pour wine if I don't drink it?" When the man heard the sound of emergency stop, he didn't expect to hold his breath. The manager was furious: "Shit! Who opened another bottle? "

Say a blessing.

There was a landlord who wanted to make good luck, so he named his long-term worker who lived on the second floor Gao Sheng and Cai Fa.

On New Year's Day, he made long-term workers work. Shout loudly in the yard: Gao Sheng, Gao Sheng! Gao Sheng replied: Down! He was half dead with anger.

He also called: rich, rich! Get rich and say: it's still early! Angered a landlord.

When eating, he deliberately put a hair in the bowl and asked his son what it was. I want my son to say "hair". So I can win a favor. Who knows that his son said: Dad, you are out of your mind!

hansel

"Husband, what are you going to give mom and dad this New Year?"

"How about giving them something to witness our love as a souvenir?"

"Something to witness our love?"

"Yes, only that thing coincides with our time."

"What's that?"

"Send the clock ..."