Ten jokes, can her husband only change water?

1. The park lake was frozen, and I skated on the ice alone. I don't know where a Hal came from, rushing from a distance and jumping heavily on the ice. Then, the ice, crack, crack, crack, the goods jumped onto the shore as fast as lightning, and looked at me flopping in the water with a crooked head and a grin. This is absolutely intentional! !

I drove to refuel 170 yuan, and then left. After a walk, I got off to buy water and found that I didn't get the change. I went back to the gas station to ask for it. Please, sister said she found it. Finally, the surveillance found that he didn't pay the money. Find the shadow area in my little sister's heart.

In the evening, my father and I watched Kangxi Dynasty. My father suddenly sighed, alas, Kangxi became emperor at the age of 8. I didn't want to dump that sentence, because his father died long ago. Suddenly I felt something was wrong, so I added: His father is capable. Hey, dad, dad, dad and ashtray can't be smashed, ah. .

4. Dad and Mom quarreled. I went to my room to comfort my mother. Then, I just wanted to make a joke. Doby's mother said, "Since we quarreled, why don't we get a divorce?" As a result, my mother said, "I discussed it with your father, and we can't divorce now, because neither your father nor I want your custody." ……

Dad's position in my daughter's heart is irreplaceable, and my daughter especially respects me. Every time before going out, she would dress up and ask my advice: Dad, what do you think of me in this suit? I said, well, not bad. She changed immediately. She ran away when I said I couldn't go out dressed like this.

6. I was in a hurry to go back to my hometown, and I didn't wash the dishes in the pool. Go home a week later, and the dishes and chopsticks a week ago are still lying peacefully in the water. It was summer and it didn't stink at all. The husband who was playing games slowly raised his head and proudly said to his wife, "That's right! I change water every day! "

7. Stir-fried pork with fish and shredded pork. Husband and daughter don't move chopsticks. I say you try it quickly. My daughter said that my father was older than me. Try it first ~ My husband carefully picked up a small piece of meat and put it in his mouth to chew slowly. . . Then take a long breath and say, "Daughter, eat. Today's food can be eaten and cooked. . . "

8. When I was a child, I was stupid. When I saw someone dying in the movie, I thought that actor was dying. Later generations became smart and realized that the film was made in advance and the actor should have died months ago.

9. I have an appointment with my boyfriend to go out for a buffet. I was afraid that my second brother would follow me as a third wheel, so I stayed up until he had dinner before I was ready to leave! But as soon as he got to the door, he followed him and said wryly, Sister, take me with you. I may have had a fake meal just now, but my stomach is still empty.

10. The old man bought a hearing aid and praised her for using it well for fear of criticism from her wife. He said, "This is the best time to spend money in my life. I can't hear what others say without hearing AIDS. But now, even the water in the kitchen downstairs can be heard. The sound of a car starting half a mile away can also be heard clearly. " His wife nodded and asked him, "What's the price?" The old man looked at his watch and said, "It's a quarter past two.