What does Sichuan dialect mean?

Question 1: What do Sichuanese mean by Japanese payment? For example, if you only got 300 points in the final exam, Sichuanese will generally scold you for paying for it every day, including being stupid, being stupid and not being able to learn. Sichuanese will say a daily salary if others can't do well! How can you be so stupid? You are too stupid to learn this. That's the general meaning! !

Question 2: What does it mean to pay in Japanese in Sichuan dialect? It means to make, to do. When Jianghu people say they want to fuck a person, they mean "fuck" a person. The word "get" here means cleaning, repairing and cleaning.

Question 3: Sichuan dialect joke 1: Sparrows and crows put together a dragon gate array. The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you? The crow said: I am your phoenix! Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son? Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler. Joke 2: One day, when we were discussing how tall Yao Ming was, Sichuan PLMM, who usually loves to wrangle next to me, wrangled again: "How tall is Yao Ming?" There is a man in our hometown who is much taller than him. " We asked in unison. "Leshan Giant Buddha", she said proudly. Everyone fainted, and two glasses were dropped ... One GG was unconvinced: "Isn't it more than 70 meters ..." But the Sichuan MM interrupted: "Is it only more than 70 meters?" Another man said confidently, "It's 7 1 meter." So, you people don't even know some basic common sense. "The MM plausibly said," the somebody else sitting in 765438+0 meters, how do you stand up? "Everyone fell to the ground ..." You told him to stand up! " This GG is still unconvinced. "Well, people have been sitting on the river for more than 1000 years, and the wind and rain have made them arthritis. Try it for a few years if you have the ability! " Everyone was completely speechless ... Joke 4: A teacher assigned homework and asked students to make sentences with "pleading" and "demanding". After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move." Mom said, "I ask you to chew!" " "Joke 5: The plane shook violently. Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, there is always something wrong with the plane. Two engines are broken. We may be late. Passenger: With * * *, the waves are very big. If all four engines are broken, we can't spend the night in the sky. Joke 6: There are many people on the plane. Some people are carrying snakeskin bags, some people are carrying live chickens and ducks, and the security inspector is sweating: I have to pay for the plane ticket, which is overweight and old. Why? Last time, two bags of potatoes made me too old. Another passenger leaned in: Come on, brothers, have a cigarette and look at my live chicken bag. If there is no room in the cabin to tie them to the wing of the plane, the balls will be old. In any case, they can fly by themselves, without consuming the gasoline of the plane ... joke 7: Before the opening of the Olympic Games, two Sichuanese traveled to Beijing and looked at the map in the car. A: "We will kill Tiananmen first, and then kill it." Unfortunately, it was reported by people in the same car. After getting off the bus, he was handed over to the public security organ, explaining the situation and being released after n hours. Party A and Party B came to Tiananmen Square and watched people coming and going. They were speechless. .......... Jia couldn't help saying, "Are you silent?" B: "You don't even open your mouth (gun), dare I open it?" As soon as the voice fell, it was handed over to the public security organs. A week later, the two walked out of the gate of the detention center. You look at me, I look at you. A said, "Leha, don't worry, all the bags are empty. Where can we get some bullets? " ..... The armed police at the gate rushed up and knocked them to the ground. * * * The Central Committee issued an urgent notice: Sichuanese are not allowed to participate in the Olympic Games, which is terrible. This is another story. Joke 8: CCTV reporter asked bus fire survivors: Is there a hammer on the bus? Survivor: There is a hammer! Reporter: Do you have a hammer? Why didn't you break the window? Survivor: Mod! A hammer! A hammer! Reporter: What? There are two hammers? Survivor: Oh, there's a shovel! Reporter: Shovel? That can also be used to smash windows! Survivor: smash a hammer window! Reporter: it's breaking a window, not a hammer ... Survivor: Oh, I'll tell you a hammer! Reporter: I said the window! Survivor: Hammer! Reporter: What's in the car? Survivor: There is a wool! Reporter: Oh, no wonder it burns so fast! Summary: Be sure to bring a hammer when you go out. If you don't have a hammer, you should get close to it. If you have a hammer, you should hold it tightly. Where there is a hammer, there is a hammer. ......& gt& gt

Question 4: Funny jokes in Sichuan dialect 1:

Sparrows and crows form a dragon gate array together.

The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you?

The crow said: I am your phoenix!

Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son?

Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler.

Joke 2:

One day, when we were discussing how tall Yao Ming was, Sichuan PLMM, who usually likes to wrangle next to me, wrangled again: "How tall is Yao Ming? There is a man in our hometown who is much taller than him. "

"who?" We asked in unison.

"Leshan Giant Buddha", she said proudly.

Everyone fainted, and two glasses fell off. ...

A GG is not convinced: "Isn't it more than 70 meters ..."

But it was interrupted by this Sichuan MM: "Is it only more than 70 meters?"

Another man said confidently, "It's 7 1 meter."

So, you people don't even know some basic common sense. "The MM plausibly said," the somebody else sitting in 765438+0 meters, how do you stand up? "

Everyone fell to the ground. ...

"You let him stand up!" This GG is still unconvinced

"Well, people have been sitting on the river for more than 1000 years, and they have been arthritis for a long time. Try it for a few years if you have the ability! " They are completely speechless. ...

Joke 4:

A teacher assigned a task to her students, making sentences with "pleading" and "demanding".

After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move." Mom said, "I ask you to chew!" " "

Joke 5:

The plane shook violently. Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, there is always something wrong with the plane. Two engines are broken. We may have to

We'll talk about it later. Passenger: it's a mess to carry * * *. If all four engines were old, we wouldn't be in heaven.

Stay overnight.

Joke 6:

The plane was buzzing with people, some carrying snakeskin bags, some carrying live chickens and ducks, and the security inspectors were sweating profusely.

It's just that you have to make up the ticket. You are overweight and old. Why? Last time, two bags of potatoes made me too old. Another passenger leaned in: Come on, brothers, have a cigarette. Look at my live chicken bag. If there is no room in the cabin to tie them to the wings of the plane, these balls will be old. Anyway, they can fly by themselves, without consuming the oil of the plane. ...

Joke 7:

Before the opening of the Olympic Games, two Sichuanese traveled to Beijing and looked at the map in the car. A: "We will kill Tiananmen first, and then * * * ………" B: "If we want, we will kill all the way along the route you said." Unfortunately, it was reported by people in the same car. After getting off the bus, he was handed over to the public security organ, explaining the situation and being released after n hours. Party A and Party B came to Tiananmen Square and watched people coming and going. They were speechless. .......... Jia couldn't help saying, "Are you silent?" B: "You don't even open your mouth (gun), dare I open it?" As soon as the voice fell, it was handed over to the public security organs. A week later, the two walked out of the gate of the detention center. You look at me, I look at you. A said, "Leha, don't worry, all the bags are empty. Where can we get some bullets? " ..... The armed police at the gate rushed up and knocked them to the ground.

* * * The Central Committee issued an urgent notice: Sichuanese are not allowed to participate in the Olympic Games, which is terrible. This is another story.

Joke 8:

CCTV reporter asked the bus fire survivors: Is there a hammer on the bus?

Survivor: There is a hammer!

Reporter: Do you have a hammer? Why didn't you break the window?

Survivor: Mod! A hammer! A hammer!

Reporter: What? There are two hammers?

Survivor: Oh, there's a shovel!

Reporter: Shovel? That can also be used to smash windows!

Survivor: smash a hammer window!

Reporter: It's breaking a window, not a hammer. ...

Survivor: Oh, I'll tell you a hammer!

Reporter: I said the window!

Survivor: Hammer!

Reporter: What's in the car?

Survivor: There is a wool!

Reporter: Oh, no wonder it burns so fast!

Summary: Be sure to bring a hammer when you go out. If you don't have a hammer, you should get close to it. If you have a hammer, you should hold it tightly. Where there is a hammer, there is a hammer.

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Question 5: Sichuan dialect, what do you mean by how much I like you? Most Sichuanese say how much I like you.

It has the following meanings:

1, I like to get along with you but I don't love you.

2. People who like you.

Compared with ordinary people, I like you relatively.

4, do not dislike and exclude you.

But it also varies from person to person. Don't rule out that what women say is to give you a chance. Think for yourself. Don't listen to all other people's advice, lest you miss the opportunity.

Question 6: What are the common words in Sichuan dialect? What does each represent? 1. Sichuan dialect verb series:

* * * Come here (push past), be awkward (don't move), go in (feed in), click (pinch in), be old enough (touch in), collapse (chat), climb (wrestle), turn around (knock on the head), beat the king (be distracted), and grab (next to). Hi (eating too much), stooping/weighing/killing pigeons (finished), turning board (cheating), tracking (tickling), old foot (spraining foot), chrysanthemum (nursing), talking about Hal (trying), old tongue (losing), coming/coming (reaching out).

2. Adjective series:

Tall, fat (tall and fat), annoying (dirty), short everywhere (very short), wandering (bare), whining (very soft), low (rarely), flying fork (very wild), scratching (making a fuss) and picking the west (very small)

3. Animals:

Qu Shuer (earthworm), Dingding Cat (dragonfly), Claw Mother (grasshopper), Plague Flea (flea), Ning Yazi (cicada), Sparrow Crown (frog), Nest Worm (roundworm), Oil Thief (cockroach), Sparrow (bird) and Zhao Chicken (bird).

4. Body parts series:

Ha Lao's shell (head), blind hole (armpit), hand inverted tube (elbow), Luo Dou/Zuo Denger (all referring to buttocks, the former is mostly used for people and the latter is mostly used for pigs), Ke Xi's head (knee);

There are many dialects in Sichuan dialect, and the above are relatively common. Some people swear, so they won't contribute. I hope my answer is helpful to you!

Question 7: What is the meaning of "Rilongbao" in Sichuan dialect? Also known as Rilongbao, it means stupid, stupid, stupid. Japanese goods (derogatory term). Common in spoken language and dialect. Similar descriptive words are: Japanese white dragon coward, sweat goods, iron goods, simple bag, ha poke, but not shrug, Hami sun eye, ha pi, stupid monkey ~ ... Although it is a derogatory term, friends often joke with this word! It is spoken in northeastern Yunnan, Sichuan and most parts of Guizhou.

Question 8: In Sichuan dialect, "You get a high salary every day!" How do you say it in Mandarin? ! ! ! Mandarin is "You Niu B", which means a little awesome! Say that man is clever!

Question 9: What is the meaning of "Harbin version" in Sichuan dialect? Reading haber means SB, and there are many expressions: Japanese pustules, Japanese goods, Hamapi, Haswazi, Han Bao, pig skull, pig brain flower, corn stuffed pig, bean dregs skull and batch skull. Chengdu people like to shout "Guawazi", "Guawazi" and "Pi", and that's all they can think of. ..

Please give some encouragement.