Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The diverse plots of vampire idols

The diverse plots of vampire idols

Introduction to diversity

1. Vampires who fall in love with Korean Wave (Baba and three guards come to earth to see girlsgirls)

2. Looking for the lost Baba (Baba was separated from the guard and was accidentally injured by lightning three times and twice)

3, the secret of tungsten wire (Dongye tricked Baba girl into performing in the steaming room and cheated Baba's gem necklace)

4. I am! Vampire crazy vampire planet is not Latva Irain Urana Cuyares Spila spirit shows that Watt is not Nyanu Shenensi Baba!

Kisskiss (Baba signed up as a trainee and gave Yuxi the sweet kiss she wanted. Baba lost his temper after drinking, and Baba refused to return to the vampire planet.

6. Immortal lovers (Dongye and Baba talk about their meeting with the baby)

7, revenge bloody battle (the son of the empire admitted that he liked Yuxi best, the prince was jealous, and the guards taught Babaze: a)

8. The agreement of the youth (Mukadi caught Dongdong cold, so as not to infect Baba, he decided to die alone. Baba was deeply moved by lightning and told Baba)

9, the first experience (goo goo and Mukadi, capri and telemarketing. In order to make Mukadi get rid of the habit of being impulsive at the sight of blood, Baba asked him to take Goo Goo as himself and take good care of him.

10, the secret of Santa Claus (Baba believes that Santa Claus really exists in the world, and Mukadi pretends to be a gift for Baba in order not to disappoint Baba. As a result, Baba made a wish that Santa Claus was also a vampire and gave kind Mukadi a bottle of blood.

1 1, Vampire Jean Valjean (Baba went to the movies with the wallet he found, and the baby designed vampires so that they no longer needed liquidated damages).

12, keep the large intestine discharge (the baby borrowed Dongdong diamond ring to attend the reunion and was accidentally eaten by the prince)

13. Do you know the woman with the rabbit mask? (When Capri first saw the rabbit, Lightning was taken back to his residence by the prince. Lightning happens to be the manager of Guangxi. )

14. Take off your cloak and hat (Baba has to take off Feifei's hat to see her for Dongye's smartphone).

15, maid (President Wu found a sexy maid Jin Wanshan to pickle 300 cabbages)

16, the daughter of a rich man (Lightning answered the phone of the daughter of a rich man and was mistaken for a rich girl in Guangxi and pursued)

17, King of Fashion (Kaburi was eaten with tofu by designer Jack for his jacket) 18, Dongye's son (Yalilu and Mingya tested IQ79, Mingya caught him by the handle. Baby felt sorry for his lost youth and finally decided to accept the child. To her surprise, Yingcan turned out to be an old man older than himself.

19, I can't live with kindness (the baby is greedy. In order to get Feifei's present, she dressed up as Feifei. Lightning decided to repay Baba's kindness, and Baba made a hundred wishes.

20. Dad, I love you (Yuxi thought that Dad had forgotten the anniversary of Mom's death, and she was very sad. Yalilu took part in the coffee knowledge contest for the smart phone that Baba wanted, and won 1 got the car, and finally traded it for the mobile phone).

2 1, a tree with rotten roots (in order not to let everyone say that she is an idiot, Bread Minya threatened Yalilu to teach her Korean grammar with the secret of IQ79).

22. Dog Cave (The famous actor Jin Taizhu is also a vampire named sharping Niu Si. After being recognized by Mukadi, he tricked Baba into going to a place called Dog Cave, where he could return to the vampire planet ...).

23, Feifei's appearance (girlsgirls topped the list for ten weeks in a row, then Feifei should be exposed. Feifei really showed up, and all the words she couldn't say for a long time made the whole company tired)

24. A soul mate (Mingya's confession to Yalilu was rejected, but Mingya's sister visited, but her hobby is the same as Yalilu's. Mingya was jealous of her sister and tricked Yalilu into going abroad. As a result, Mingya really regretted going abroad.

25, command (Xiuxiang obeyed Baba's command to save Yuxi, Yuxi had a good impression on it, Yuxi's MV found a hero to play a vampire, the director chose Xiuxiang, Baba cruelly ordered Xiuxiang to kiss Yuxi ...)

26. Running errands (President Wu, miser, in order to save the courier fee, let Baba run errands to deliver flower pots. As a result, Yalilu took the wrong route and met a neurotic old man, a cheating middle-aged man and a stingy fish cake boss ...)

27. Nothing (President Wu, a cheapskate, launched a plan to save all the expenses of the provincial company. During this period, Guangxi mistakenly thought that lightning liked herself, and was inexplicably moved by lightning's kiss, and often had fantasies.

28, the curse of the red moon (in the vampire's planet, the eclipse is the curse of the red moon, and vampires will be bestial during the eclipse. Dongye was afraid that he couldn't control himself and vampires, so he locked everyone in the basement in advance. As a result, President Wu released them, and all the pets in the whole community died overnight ...)

29. Happy Prince (Baba) In order to meet the various requirements of Yuxi, Xiang Xiu asked for money, Soo Hek braved hardships and made money by lightning. The lightning team Baba confessed, and Baba was very moved. Mukadi was angry with lightning and ignored her.

30. Defender boss (Guangxi offended the fans and the fans ambushed him. Lightning protection is unfavorable. President Wu decided to change the male manager. Lightning doesn't want to lose his job. Soo-hyuk taught herself kung fu, and finally caught a bad fan and saved her job.

3 1, please conduct (Mingya found that Yalilu listened to Baba, so she asked Baba to let Yalilu associate with herself and promised Baba to fix him up with Yuxi, during which Mingya found that Yalilu really didn't like herself ...)

32. Bread soaked by tears (Bread named after girls sells well except Yuxi's. Yuxi swiped a credit card to save face, and the prince gave Yuxi hundreds of breads.

33. A vampire who goes to the dentist (Baba has a decayed tooth and is afraid to go to the dentist. He struggled for treatment many times. During the treatment, the doctor stole the dragon and turned the phoenix into Baba's jewelry necklace ... Feifei fell ill and lost the scarf sent by Kaburi ...)

34. The secret of the necklace (The prince was replaced by a necklace, poisoned, with an unhealthy appetite, sensitive voice and fear of light and cold. Dong Ye stole the prince's fake gem and went to the pawnshop, only to find that it was a real diamond, so he decided to sell the diamond and walk away. The guards found him before he left and asked him to take the prince to the hospital. On the way to the hospital, Dong Ye had a car accident ... After waking up, Dong Ye lost his memory, and found Zhiyao and Baba's diamond necklace in his coat. ...

35. The baby is unknown. Xiuyan heard that Chief Shen called him a baby, and everyone was curious. As a result, the baby and Director Shen told a series of lies. Mingya received an auspicious letter and forwarded it to Zhongxian, who did not believe in superstition and was unlucky many times. Finally, she wrote seven lucky letters and threw them out of the window in the form of a plane, but dad picked them up! …….)

36. Strange triangle relationship (Fei meets Cabri as a rabbit, but she is actually a friend of Cabri, but she finds that Cabri prefers rabbits, and Fei is obsessed with her dual role ... Baba is bent on turning white in order to attend Yuxi's award ceremony).

37. Primitive instinct (Kaburi was ordered by Kwang-hee to have a buffet and fight bravely. Soo-hyuk was drunk and thought she bit Min-kyung. In order not to reveal his identity, everyone decided to let Soo-hyuk pretend to like to bite people after drinking. Min Jing soberly told the truth, but the cat bit herself. )

38. blink! Jealousy war (Baba turns to lightning to make Yuxi jealous, pretending to be a lover to stimulate Yuxi. Kwang-hee and Soo-yeon had a spark of love after drinking bobo. )

39. Search (Min Ya posted a photo of herself and Zhong Xian on the Internet, and Yalilu was chased by male fans. Min Jing met the first holiday in her life. She wanted to comfort herself, but she met many accidents. Finally, she ended her holiday with Soo Hyun treating Lamian Noodles, and Min Jing was deeply immersed in Soo Hyun's charm.

The consequences of pretending to be ill (Baba was pushed by Yuxi and injured, but she recovered quickly because she was a vampire, so she continued to take a vacation.

Pretending to be injured, she mistakenly thought that Yuxi was taking care of him, but because her hands were inconvenient, she encountered a big joke. Yalilu was immersed in monopoly's gambling game, lost all her living expenses and was heavily in debt.

The fourth1episode presents (if the salary owed by the president of Minjing Sad Working Hotel is not returned, Soo Hek pretends to give it to Minjing with the money he earned, and Baba tries to make a doll to make money for Yuxi).

Episode 42: The Moon Deprived of Sunshine (Soo-hyuk lost his job at body double, but the prince spent a lot of money. Soo-hyuk works in a convenience store. Carberry doesn't want to be scolded by Baba, so he takes part in various food competitions to make money to meet Baba's needs. Baba gradually ignores Soo-hyuk. However, the fact that Kaburi hid part of the prize money was discovered by Baba, and Baba fell in love with Xiuxian again. The ancestral relationship between Dong Ye and President Wu also surfaced)

Episode 43: Detective Feifei (the vampire broke Yuxi's famous costume and used a cat as a cover, but Feifei believed that things were not simple, so he launched a series of investigations)

The 44th Jimei Junior Convenience Store (the convenience store where Soo-hyuk works) doubled its business because of Soo-hyuk's handsome appearance. Baba went to He Xiu's convenience store because he was bored, but he was mistaken for a psychopath, which brought losses to the store. Kaburi and Yalilu are also popular because they work in another convenience store. Kwang-hee and Soo-yeon were drunk and almost bobo, and they were struck by lightning as soon as they entered the room! ! )

Episode 45: 123 (the president threatens to contract the vampire's actions. Mingya threatened Bobo's photo and asked Zhongxian to fall in love with herself. Zhongxian promised to sign a love contract with Mingya.

Episode 46 can't stand death (Yuxi was injured in swimming, and Baba dreamed that Yuxi was dead, so he always accompanied her to protect her. Yuxi is in danger again while swimming. Dad went into the water to save him, but forgot that he couldn't swim. Fortunately, lightning saved him with artificial respiration, and Baba misunderstood that lightning liked him. Dongye and the baby cleaned the warehouse and found glasses that can tell people's life span. Dongye saw that his life span was 189 days).

Episode 47 takes a spaceship to Vampire Planet (Baba misses Mommy, because Mommy's birthday is coming soon, and in order to help Baba get rid of his troubles, Yalilu decides to build a spaceship to help Baba return to Vampire Planet).

Episode 48: The Secret of the Rabbit Mask (Feifei delayed the performance schedule in order to pretend to be a rabbit and go out with Cabri, and the bag with the rabbit mask was forcibly kept by Cabri because he didn't have time to hide, and Baba forcibly opened the bag because he was curious about the contents of the bag, and the zipper was broken, so he finally failed to open the bag to find out)

Episode 49: Two Idiots (Alilou is jealous that Feifei has taken away her friend Kaburi, and cynically thinks that Kaburi has forgotten the previous agreement. Baby and Dongdong went to a high-end clothing store to buy clothes, which was looked down upon by the salesman. After returning home, they asked Dongye to buy her fur. It happened that the fur in Guangxi was given to the baby because there was no place to deal with it.

Episode 50 Vampire Fantasy (Yalilu was scolded by Baba for breaking Baba's smartphone. When she was angry, Yalilu borrowed Feifei's Ipad and wrote down her fantasy vampire life.

5 1 episode: son rabbi! President Wu saw Baba harassing Yuxi and ordered the company to ban love. Dongye and Baobei told President Wu that Baba was a rich boy, and President Wu asked Baba to continue chasing Yuxi. )

Episode 52 The Light of Conditioned Reflection (Baba rings the bell for Mukadi, but Guangxi panics when it rings. Director Shen worked privately while the president was on a business trip, and used Silly Mingya to make money with the prince. )

Episode 53 robot vacuum cleaner RoRo (Zhong Xian makes robot vacuum cleaner for babies with Bao Lulu dolls, guards work, Baba is bored and keeps company with robots)

The 54th episode of Huang Guangxi X-Files (Kwang-hee was misunderstood by false reports as a pair of people obsessed with love, and Soo-yeon kept avoiding Kwang-hee for fear that she was too obsessed with herself, and Kwang-hee made many jokes to clarify that she didn't like Soo-yeon).

In episode 55, Baba joined the army (Dongye applied for Baba's earth identity, but he didn't want to join the army, but Baba changed his mind because of Yuxi's praise, and was sent back after staying in the army for a week because the commander found him mentally abnormal).

Episode 56 Strange Audition (Aunt Yuxi pretended to be a rich girl to take part in the audition in order to replace her brother's management company, and gave Dong Ye 1 100 million yuan as a dredging fee. Dongye also succeeded in making her aunt a trainee, and as a result, her true identity was exposed ...)

In episode 57, someone else (Dongye) held a welcome party for Aunt Wu in order to have a good relationship with her, calling each other brother and sister. The next day, menstruation found that Dongye had embezzled more than 200,000 yuan from yesterday's party and deducted it from his salary ... Because of his good singing, the prince was arranged by Aunt Wu to sing solo with Bread Mingya, but in the end it was the prince's voice and beautiful face! )

Episode 58 knows nothing (Aunt Wu found Dongye stealing her safe, so she kicked Dongye and her baby out. The fourth prince didn't know that there was a new bald music teacher, thinking that he was delivering pizza, and made a lot of jokes.

Episode 59: I am also a vampire. (Fei is addicted to vampire comics, and thinks Xiuxiang is very similar to the protagonist in comics, so he often praises Xiuxiang. Gabrielle was jealous of Xiuxiang and told her her true identity when she was drunk, but Fei didn't believe her. Fang Minya kept a virtual baby, but she never had time to take care of it and gave it to Yalilu. )

Episode 60 Birthday and Birthday (Yuxi and Lightning are in the same Amanome, Baba tries hard to make money to hold a surprise party for Yuxi, but Min Jing has a bad day. Yuxi celebrated her birthday with her fans at night. As a result, Baba threw a party for Min Jing, and Xiuxian bought a birthday cake for Min Jing on her way home. )

Episode 665438 +0 Oh, my prince of light) Dongye tried his best to keep Kwang-hee when the contract expired, but Kwang-hee had no intention of renewing it until ANTI sent a bottle of poisonous drink and was accidentally drunk by the hospital director. In order to prove her mind, Yalilu angered Baba many times, and Mingya came to the rescue three times and twice. Yalilu began to rely on Mingya, but she didn't expect that everything was Baba and Mingya's plan ...)

Episode 62: After the dance (The prince saw the photo of Aunt Wu when she was young, which was exactly the same as Yuxi's. Aunt Wu always corrects her appearance when she is old. In order to adapt to the aging of Yuxi, the prince kept telling himself that Aunt Wu was beautiful, but Aunt Wu heard him and thought the prince was interested in him. Cabri was dragged into a nightclub by the club waiter on a date and stood up with the rabbit. Feifei followed Cabri in a rage and staged an amazing dance on the club stage ...)

Episode 63 Rabbit ... takes off his mask) In order to prove that he doesn't like poor lightning, the prince takes the initiative to date Xiuyan. Cabri dreamed that the rabbit was Feifei, so he decided to follow the rabbit to see its true face ...)

Episode 64 sucks! It sucks. Soo-yeon caught a cold, and Lightning went to visit Kwang-hee. Lightning was also infected. The vampire chased the rabbit to the rooftop, only to find that it was Aunt Wu, and Cabri collapsed because she didn't want to believe it. Feifei couldn't bear Capri's pain and left a note to meet him at the old place. As a result, it turned out to be Xiuyan! )

Episode 65: The day when the rabbit fell into the well (Xiuyan went to the rooftop to talk to Guangxi so that Fei, who pretended to be a rabbit, could hear it. They threatened each other not to tell each other's secrets, and Xiuyan wanted to pretend to be a rabbit and continue to meet Kaburi. Mingya bought a new sports car and asked Yalilu for a ride. As a result, Mingya almost had an accident when driving on the road for the first time, so she changed to Zhongxian, but Zhongxian was obsessed with driving. )

Episode 66 Dad Mukadi VS Mom Yalilu (Aunt Wu and Teacher Tang test vampires, but Baba's singing level is not good enough. Decided to change Baba's lead singer position. Mukadi and Yalilu play the roles of parents to cultivate Baba, Zhongxian is responsible for being a cruel mother, and Xiuxian is a kind father who spoils bad children.

Episode 67: Don't ask me about my past (Aunt Wu found that Dongye looks exactly like the teacher who taught himself to play guitar 20 years ago. In order to cover up the photos taken by Aunt Wu and Dongye, the girls wanted to participate in the fairy song, but Yuxi's throat was inflamed and she couldn't make a sound. Aunt Wu and Teacher Tang overheard Min Jing's singing and decided to let Min Jing replace Yu.

The 68th episode and the rabbit's day100th (Baba laughed at the baby getting older, and the baby went to the beauty salon in a rage, and happened to meet Kwang-hee. Kwang-hee's face was as tight as her smile after Botox, which caused many misunderstandings. It's been 100 days since the rabbit and Capri met. Fei asked Xiuyan to pretend to be a rabbit and date Capri. After the date, Fei saw Kaburi kissing Xiuyan on the cheek on his way back. )

Episode 69: Her heartbeat (Baba was fascinated by the mat brought back by Mukadi, deceived Lightning many times and found her wish book. Lightning misunderstood that Mukadi hid the book in order to make Baba happy. Fei was shocked when he saw Kaburi kissing Xiuyan. She put on her hat and went back to the days when she didn't want to show her face, but Ka soon heard from Xiuyan's heartbeat that Xiuyan was not a rabbit.

Episode 70: The Rabbit's End (Xiuyan lied to Cabri that Rabbit was her junior high school classmate, Xiaojing. Capri was very sad and decided to forget about the rabbit. When she went to the amusement park with Feifei, she heard Feifei's heartbeat. Like a rabbit, the rabbit's lies were exposed. Soo-hyun smelled a strange smell of lightning, which turned out to be the blood smell of lightning when he worked in a butcher shop.

Let's learn together in episode 7 1 (The most important piece of Don's Lego jigsaw puzzle was lost by the prince, and Baba blamed his aunt for not writing a good song. It turns out that Tang is also a vampire, and that red building block is a signal tool for Tang to contact the headquarters. Soo-hyuk heard from Min-kyung that he could find a better job after entering the university. He was also determined to study and made an appointment with Lightning to study together. )

Tell me the secret of episode 72 (Min Ya came back from friendship and was just seen by Soo Hek. Min Ya was afraid that Soo Hek would tell me about friendship and kept preventing Soo Hek from talking to Cong Hek. The secret of friendship is unknown only to Zhong Xian, who is curious to death. Aunt Wu cried because of hemorrhoid attack. At this moment, Dong Ye and Bao Bei came and helped her out, trying to please her, but Dong Ye got drunk and poked her ass.

In episode 73, lovers who broke up every day (Xiu Yan and Guang broke up because of the scandal exposed by paparazzi, but they also received many CF invitations because of the scandal. Min Jing lives with her aunt, but it brings a lot of inconvenience to Min Jing to work. )

Episode 74 Will Love Come Back? Capri, depressed and impulsive, flies to the sky and travels around the world in the newly modified Zhong Min speeder of Yalilu. Feifei was worried about a hunger strike, and Capri, who came back from her trip, sorted out her feelings for Feifei and accepted her again. Tang has been composing music, and every time he misses dinner time, he is finally moved by the bibimbap made by the baby. In episode 75, if you are in love, you will be just like them (Feifei and Paul Yu Pin have officially confirmed their relationship, but Paul Yu Pin will become a vampire when he is excited, so everyone should try to prevent Paul Yu Pin and Feifei from acting excessively. Zhongxian invented a clever machine hat, and Mingya was willing to be an experiment, during which Zhongxian also felt Mingya's friendship. )

Episode 76: Bug in My Ear (Dongye found a bug in my house, but the real traitor was Cabri. What everyone said was what Capri heard and told my aunt. Actually, someone else installed a bug (Don). Lightning and Xiuxian study together, but the prince keeps making trouble because of boredom. Lightning also knows that Soo-hyun cares about people the most.

Episode 77 Vampire J (JAY, a new trainee in America, turned out to be a mutant vampire with a black mark. J stared at the lightning and was discovered by Soo-hyuk. Everyone Qi Li saved Lightning, and Baba also showed his powerful ability to attack Jay. Dongye, as a vampire, also has super power, that is, teleport, but every time he moves, he appears beside Aunt Wu inexplicably, and the baby is gradually reduced because of his every move. )

The attack of red gloves (since Baba knew that he had super powers, he extrapolated and gave full play to his abilities, making Yuxi madly fall in love with himself. Zhongxian found that it was an artificial conspiracy to let them come to the earth and never go back. Zhongxian made a time machine, went to the future and saw Dongye's death, attacking Baba's red gloves.

Episode 79 Rabbi Birabi Bi (Arilu is deceived by the mind control of the red gloves that Baba vampire planet is fine, and Baba's energy is also sucked away by the red gloves. Everyone got on the time machine made by Zhong Xian. Zhong Xian saw him say goodbye to Min Ya and deleted all her memories. Dong Ye saw that he had an extra self at the moment of death. Kaburi saw Yuxi crying and confessed to Baba. At this time, there was something wrong with the time machine. Soo-hyuk continued to dream. She saw her father make his last wish for lightning. She was killed in the basement by a man wearing red gloves. The red gloves are exactly the same as Dong's ... Xiuyan decided to go to Africa to find Kwang-hee. On the way out of the company, she saw red gloves and was held hostage by them. Cabri and You Fei have been hiding in Aunt Wu's closet. When Kaburi proposed to You Fei, the phone rang, and a voice dressed as Xiuyan with bare hands called to say that she was going to Africa (suddenly she heard Xiuyan scream). Aunt Wu found them hiding in the closet ... A thousand years later, because of the problem of time machine, He Xiu met his father's son and wife, and heard his father's son say that his father only returned to the vampire planet with two soldiers.