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How to Anger San Xiao (Talking about Several Advanced Means of Defeating San Xiao)

Tens of millions of online celebrity X games.

This woman's name is Zhang X Yi, born in 1988, and she is a big coffee among online celebrities.

As a model, she is not only beautiful, but also very business-minded. A treasure shop has won five crowns a year.

@ huahuadonghuahua

This woman's name is @ Huahua Dong Huahua. According to an insider, she is the president's wife of a cat.

One is a heavyweight super network celebrity, and the other is the president's wife who has the ability to face value. No one expected that these two women would one day be torn apart because of the same man.

Yesterday afternoon 12, blogger @ Huahua Dong Huahua posted a post in Weibo directly naming Zhang X: This is the first and last time to warn you, I will be rude if you mess with my husband again, and my mother is not easy to mess with!

In an instant, Zhang X's entrance to the third marriage was quickly searched, but it was quickly withdrawn.

Weibo, the blogger @ Huahua Dong Huahua, who tore Zhang X, was also deleted.

Although the hot search was deliberately removed, the discussion about the two has been high and not true. Today, the tomato only briefly discusses how to treat the act of tearing the mistress in front of the original match.

It's not surprising to talk about the original drama of Tearing Little Three. After all, there are a lot of them every year, but how to tear up a mistress is a great wisdom.

Most netizens support Huahua Dong Huahua Weibo's appeal to Xiaosan, but many netizens commented that it was too true and the means were not very clever, so they just tore it up.

There are two reasons for this. One is that this kind of propaganda is likely to ruin the president's bright future, and the other is to kill the relationship between husband and wife. It is likely to be a mistress in the end.

How can I put it?

My wife may not understand the truth that all netizens know.

From the now-exploding shirt and shoes to bask in folic acid, from the so-called shop? Small unlined upper garment can also debut? From the so-called circle of friends? Peony, also known as Li Jiang? Wait, obviously, three arrogant ladies forced this step.

In other words, the lady was forced to declare war naked.

There is no right or wrong in this world.

Look at Mrs. Weibo's propaganda, it should be that she doesn't want to be a subordinate. Today, Tomatoes don't talk about whether a cheating man should want it, but just want to say what should be done to give San Xiao a fatal blow after being betrayed?

I think maybe the following three women can give us some inspiration.

First kind

Step by step, hit each other's weakness

In the TV series "She has Taste", You Yazhen played by Kim Hee Seon is a stewardess with great value and strength. After marrying her husband and becoming a lady, she didn't give up her self-growth.

You not only keep your home in order, but also win the love of your elders because of your excellent ability.

The wife is close to perfection, but the husband just doesn't know how to cherish it and secretly has an affair with a female painter.

When she learned that her husband was cheating, You Yazhen's first reaction was not to beg her husband to change his mind like Luo Zijun, but to approach her step by step and beat her husband and mistress.

The first is the husband.

You Yazhen knows that her husband is a very smart person.

If you want to shake him, let him know what harm you will bring to yourself if you insist on being with mistress.

So at the beginning of the meeting, You Yazhen made it very clear:

Legally, she is the most advantageous party. At home, her status is also recognized by everyone. Once the incident happens, the one who is most affected is him who cheated in marriage.

Secondly, if the husband wants to be with San Xiao, he will not only lose himself and his daughter, but also lose everything that You Yazhen brought him.

Such as prestige, such as power and status in the family.

Most importantly, the whole family can get to this position today because of You Yazhen.

If his mistress divorces, love rat will never enjoy this wonderful life again, regardless of the decline of this family.

Besides, the hostess.

As a woman, the best blow is to completely destroy each other's self-confidence.

When Xiao San told her that she and her husband were in love, You Yazhen first sneered and then asked: What qualifications do people like you have to provoke me? With your five senses?

Before Xiao San finished refuting, You Yazhen gave an example of a pen.

In this example, the husband is a second-hand product she doesn't want, and the implication is that laughing at the mistress will only rob others of useless garbage.

Finally, she warned San Xiao that if she dared to see her husband again, she would pay for it.

This is not over.

After negotiating with love rat love rat, You Yazhen found San Xiao's mother again. In front of her, she mercilessly accused her daughter of meddling in other people's marriages.

A real two-pronged approach should be taken to the attack on mistress.

The second type

Analyze the pros and cons, and beat about the bush to show the bottom line.

In the TV series "Beijing Women's Picture Book", Xiao Sanyue is ostensibly visiting Li Xiaoyun who just gave birth to a baby, but in fact she is forcing Tian Zi to have a showdown with her.

However, what she didn't expect was that everything was bringing shame to herself.

Li Xiaoyun told her for the first time that the child's name was Tian Aiyun. The implication is just to gently tell her that Tian Zi loves herself the most and is just teasing her.

Then Li Xiaoyun thought Yue Yue introduced the object and gave her a beat about the bush:

It's better to find a local one than one in Beijing. If you look up here, you can't see it. What's the situation at home? What are your parents like? What have you talked about? You know too much. It's hard to find someone here.

Here is a hint for her, don't let yourself become a street mouse because of a temporary fever, and everyone will shout and beat.

Once the scandal happens, she will definitely be reviled by everyone for life.

Looking at Yue Yue bowed their heads and said nothing, Li Xiaoyun again? Kind? The suggestion says:

The divorce rate is high in big cities, but low in small cities.

Both parents are staring here, and no one dares to let anyone down easily! So you should behave yourself in your hometown, and it will be easier to leave one day.

This is a warning to her not to be provoked. It's best not to play with fire and do things she shouldn't do, otherwise she won't have a good life.

Yue Yue listened and nodded awkwardly. After listening to Li Xiaoyun's story, she left awkwardly.

When she left, she said that she would come to see Xiaoyun again when she was free, but she was rebuffed: you don't have to come specially.

Your meaning speaks for itself.

For Xiao San Yue Yue, Li Xiaoyun can be said to be a textbook-level hand-torn Xiao San.

Although it didn't tear San Xiao from the front, it completely hit San Xiao from all directions.

First from her self-righteous love, then from moral psychology, and finally from the influence of both parents.

Every word, every word, hides an irresistible force.

The third kind

It is better to be caught off guard than to abuse.

The most common way to punish mistress is to abuse and curse.

This method is not to say that it is not desirable, but its value is too low.

It did her no harm.

Secondly, it will only add obstacles to yourself and waste time.

Therefore, instead of promising, it is better to find a way to catch each other off guard.

Remember the news before?

Xu, an airline stewardess, had sex with a married co-pilot. When the original match is known, start acting immediately.

How did she do it?

After inquiring about the pregnancy situation, the original match first hired a temporary engineer, divided into three ways, and went to the company, Xu's home and Xu's flight.

Hold high for several days. A pennant? This banner reads: Thank you for providing my husband with physiological services.

Then, she deliberately went to the third flight.

In the cabin, she walked around the cabin holding a banner customized for mistress, and specially told other flight attendants to take good care of this young lady and not let her do some dirty work.

Finally, the original match told her directly that the pregnancy was fake and she only watched it once.

It is said that the stewardess collapsed on the spot afterwards and handed in her resignation report the day after receiving the banner.

The greatness of this original work lies in that she first humiliated Xiao San:

Thank you for providing my husband with physiological services. In fact, you compare her to a prostitute who doesn't want money, while my husband is just wasting time.

Then there was an attack on her moral style.

As easy as blowing off dust, this mistress was exposed, not only losing her job but also becoming a joke in the eyes of others.

This move is elegant and thorough.

Of course, the above three items cannot be said to be 100% correct, because I believe that no matter what the final outcome is, no one can say who is the real winner.

Remember a few days ago, Tomatoes recommended an article by Liu Shishi and Nicky Wu. At that time, some readers left a message below saying: A man's maturity is bought with countless tears of women.

I couldn't agree more.

In the movie "In the Mood for Love", Su Lizhen said this after learning that her husband was cheating:

? I never thought marriage could be so complicated. I thought it was enough to do it alone.

But it is not enough for two people to be together and do well by themselves. ?

May all couples choose to be together, so remember to keep your original heart, live up to others and yourself.

If you don't love, you can part, but please don't hurt.

Finally, back to today's topic of the president's wife tearing the mistress, I want to say: since it has started, I hope it will not be soft and tear it to the end.

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