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What kind of experience does your college roommate like to brag about?

My college roommate Hoa likes to brag. Some words sound funny, others are exaggerated and have no sense of reality at all.

One Sunday, because of the heavy rain, no one in the dormitory went to play. But surfing the internet, chatting and playing games in the dormitory. After sleeping all morning, they felt bored, and Jen said, Let's play cards.

Well, I stayed in front of the computer all morning, and then had a rest in the afternoon. So the six of us played cards, and Jen said, "Who said who was squatting?" Nobody cares. Playing cards is boring, but we told some jokes in the process.

Ayang said, "Hua, have you ever seen the strangest animal?"

Jane said, "The strangest person I have ever met. Do you want to hear it? "

I let jen talk with my ears sideways. Ahua went on to say, "There was a woman who broke a fetus. After the fetus was born, it was found that it had three legs. After an operation, one leg was amputated and became only one leg. The doctor panicked and didn't know where his original leg had gone. After the leg was broken, the eyes of the fetus became particularly fisheye. Once when she took a shower, her legs would swing in the water, and the doctor became suspicious.

I don't believe it. This is a lie. No one is pregnant with a fish fetus. Is there such a miracle in the world? The little one said, "Go ahead, go ahead, talk about something else."

Hoa added, "I was stupid when I was a child. It took me a month to memorize the multiplication table. After drinking pure milk, people became smarter. I scored 100, and I memorized it in one morning, and I was among the best in every exam. "

However, Jane is bragging about her cleverness. Is it possible that pure milk has so much energy that it can turn a person from stupid to smart? People's brain energy is limited, even if they can recite an ancient text in one morning, it is not the credit of milk, but people are working hard.

A roommate likes to brag. She can hear many strange stories and get a glimpse of her eloquence, which can be regarded as seeing what bragging is.