A humorous short story with implications.

1. Once, someone handed Lincoln a note with the word "idiot" written on it during his speech. He held up the paper and said calmly, "I have just received a lot of anonymous letters, all of which have only text and no signature, but that gentleman only wrote his own signature and forgot to write the content."

It turns out that swearing can be so clever, artistic and humorous.

Gertrude, an American scholar, was asked why such a scholar never got a doctorate. He replied, "Who can test me?" ? Dear sir! "Gottrich's implication is that at such a high level, no one is above him, and naturally no one is qualified to test him.

Robert is a famous doctor in Germany. One day, he treated the king, and the king said, "You can't treat me like others!" " "Robert very calmly replied," please forgive me, your majesty. In my eyes, all patients are kings. "

4. The old monk and the young monk traveled together and met a river on the way; I saw a woman trying to cross the river, but she didn't dare. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put the woman down and continued on his way with the young monk.

The young monk couldn't help asking in a low voice all the way: What happened to Master? How dare you cross the river with a woman on your back? Walking all the way, thinking all the way, finally, I couldn't help it and said, master, are you breaking the rules? Why are you taking a woman? The old monk sighed: I have put it down, but you still can't put it down!

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. The architect replied, "Let me see." After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back.

Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? " Some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.

6. An English gentleman and a French lady share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

"How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm." "Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? " ?

7. Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager.

The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?" ? Correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong.