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What did the earthworm say to the cabbage?

There is an earthworm in the cabbage field. It plows hard every day and turns over the soil side by side, tirelessly all year round.

The cabbages in the field are all growing well, which makes people want to eat. All this is due to earthworms. However, there is an arrogant cabbage in the field, which always laughs at the earthworm, but the earthworm never takes it to heart and still cultivates the land in obscurity every day.

One day, the earthworm met the cabbage again, and the cabbage mocked the earthworm: "Hey, Ugly, what are you doing?"

Earthworms said, "I'm helping you loosen the soil!" " "

"What? Help me loosen the soil, a big joke! Look at your dark appearance, you can only hide in the soil as a shrinking turtle! "

"I ..." Earthworms were speechless.

"Silent? You are by my side, but you defile my beauty. Let's go It is best not to come back! "

The earthworm sighed and left. After a few days, after a long drought and no rain, the soil became hardened, the cabbage could not absorb nutrients, and the leaves gradually turned yellow. Cabbage regretted: "I shouldn't be conceited." Unfortunately, it was too late, and the cabbage died later.