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What super-failed speeches have you made?
When I was a child, my grades were particularly good, and my teacher liked them very much. Then on Children's Day, my teacher asked me to give the first speech. At that time, the school was poor and there was no auditorium, so we moved the tables and chairs outside and the speaker stood in front of everyone. I went up and recited a few words, and then I forgot the words. I was so embarrassed that I couldn't remember what to say next after repeating a few words. In desperation, I took out my speech from my pocket, but something even more embarrassing happened. Then I ran to pick up the manuscript and continued reading with a red face. I still don't remember how it ended. Later, in junior high school, the teacher asked me to give a speech under the national flag. Sure enough, a similar scene happened again. I forgot my words in front of the whole school. Do you think this is embarrassing enough? However, it is also full of conditions for the teacher to let me participate in the school speech contest on the grounds of my good grades. In high school, the teacher asked us to recite classical Chinese, but I didn't. The teacher punished me for reciting classical Chinese outside the classroom, and I didn't recite it all day. I told the teacher if I could write it down, and when the teacher said no, you had to recite it to me. Finally, the teacher had to give in, and the male and female servants really couldn't do it. When I went to college, I was pushed to the stage again. This time, I was pushed behind the pot, not because I got good grades, but because everyone didn't want to take part in it. As a result, I forgot my words halfway, and my husband was embarrassed. Fortunately, I finally remembered, because the hand shape was in place, and I won the second place in the case of forgetting the words.
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