The funniest joke on the Internet (selected 4 1 sentence)

2, rich people, people without money are difficult.

3. When a woman cries, a man loses.

4. It is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

6, the world is big, the house just doesn't cut prices.

7, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold!

8, I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

9, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

10, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

1 1, don't talk to me about life, talk to me about life!

12. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

13, looks really creative and lives really bravely!

14, as long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig the corner?

15, if you meet someone you like, you have to take the initiative to be a bitch.

16, not every sentence is sorry, it doesn't matter if you can change it.

17, sometimes the marriage killer is not an affair, but time.

18, I treat money like dirt, and my parents treat me like a cesspool!

19, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

20. A person's longest love history may be narcissistic hellip.

2 1, life is full of regrets, because she didn't have a chance to let you modify sick sentences.

22. It seems possible, but it is not.

23. In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

24. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in the Jianghu.

25, the fat man's voice: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

26. Unless there is a male and a female, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain.

27. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than men break their mouths!

28. Men who are not good to women will be reborn as sanitary napkins in their next life!

29. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

30. I will come to you in my next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest.

3 1, I have a cool mini skirt, but my legs are not mini enough.

I can't find my tie. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

33. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.

34. I suddenly want a child. Can one of you help me get one? thank you

35. The difference between an affair and an affair is that the former is together and the latter is not together.

36. The wife is too bitter and tired, and only one wife is not enough!

37. Simplify complexity and simplify complexity.

No one dares to step on my head since I became a pile of shit.

39. The most important thing in life is jokes. Do you know what humorous jokes are popular on the Internet?

40. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

4 1. The impossible may come true one day, and the impossible may come true tomorrow.