Children’s happy moment jokes

A collection of jokes about children’s happy moments

A collection of jokes about children’s happy moments. In real life, we can watch more children's happy jokes, which can adjust our lives and make us happier. Next, I will take you to learn more about the relevant contents of the children's happy jokes collection. Happy Moment Jokes for Children 1

1. At night, 4-year-old Franz was lying on the bed. He asked his mother: "Mom, give me an apple!"

"My child, it's too late, the apple has already gone to bed."

"No, maybe the little one will sleep. "The older one must not have slept yet!"

2. Little Jim works as a waiter on a ship. One morning, while delivering lunch on the ship, he asked: "Captain, can I ask you a question?"

"Of course. Little guy." The captain noticed little Jim's excitement. "What's the problem?"

"There is something. If you know where it is, would it be considered lost?" asked little Jim.

"Of course not," said the captain.

"So, your coffee pot was not lost because I know where it is." Little Jim said with a smile.

"Where?" the captain said excitedly.

"Under the sea." said little Jim.

3. Once upon a time, there was an old pastor who liked to eat a kind of cake, so he often prepared some in his house. However, he was very selfish and gluttonous, and he would not allow anyone to eat it except himself. This kind of pancake.

The pastor has a son who also likes bread. In order to prevent his son from eating bread when he was out, the pastor told his son: "The bread contains a dangerous poison. If you eat it, you will die."

One day, the pastor went out. Well, the son found many such cakes in the drawer. These cakes were really tempting, so he took out the cakes and ate them all.

When the pastor came home and found that the cakes were gone, he angrily yelled at his son: "Why did you eat those cakes when I was out?"

The son replied: " I'm sorry, but when you were out, I felt lonely and unhappy, so I ate it up and wanted to commit suicide." Happy Moment Jokes for Children 2

A collection of hilarious classic jokes

1. I want to live in your heart, but I didn’t expect it to be a community with many neighbors in it.

2. My money is really wet because I keep crying when I spend money.

3. The really scary thing is not playing the piano to a cow, but having a cow playing the piano to you.

4. I hope you will have wine, sex and girls in the future, and the girls will be too ugly to look at.

5. How can bangs grow so fast?

6. I am very principled. My principle is to follow your mood.

7. I am single because no one can easily match me, the successor of communism.

8. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.

9. Alipay wants to make social networking simple, as long as it has a "rich people nearby" function.

10. Just want to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly hit the wall gorgeously. 2021 Jokes Collection

1. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, even if the car is dismantled and sold in front of the mountain.

2. Many times, you dig a hole for yourself, and then jump in without hesitation. You dug the hole by yourself, and you jump by yourself. In the end, you are the one who cannot climb out.

3. Falling in a wrong relationship is like wetting the bed. It warms you for a while and cools the quilt for a while.

4. People who get up early are trapped by money; people who go to bed late are trapped by love. And you have both.

5. Little Yanzi, dressed in floral clothes, went to see Yongqi. Yongqi asked her why she came, and Yanzi said, let us be companions in the world of mortals, live a leisurely life, galloping horses*** Enjoy the prosperity of the world.

6. There are generally two consequences for running a red light, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

7. It is so childish and ridiculous to fall in love with someone just based on their chat content. Mature and wise people know that they still need to look through the photo album.

8. When I was in high school, the school was very strict, and hair above the shoulders had to be tied up. After the teacher saw my hairstyle, he severely ordered me to go back and cut my hair at night. It was about 10 o'clock in the evening after evening self-study. I left school and rushed as fast as I could to a barber shop that said hair salon. When I opened the door, there was a pink light and several women in scantily clad clothes looked up and asked. Me: Are you here to apply for a job?

9. When I was in high school, because it was too hot in the summer, I would put a book under my butt. If the book under my butt felt hot, I would change it to another one. That guy at the back table was so mean to me. Speaking of: Got an eye in your butt? After reading one book, exchange it for another.

10. On the first day of school, the principal of the kindergarten called the parents to ask if your child had watched too many palace dramas. On the first day of roll call, the child directly answered "The slave is here!"