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What disgusting and humorous sentences are there in the circle of friends?
I am ill, and the doctor said that only you can cure me. A little cold is unbearable for life. My quilt is sick. I will take care of it in bed. A cold is a very sad disease. The wind is too strong. I caught a cold because of this. No, no, go and add clothes.
Only when I am sick do I know who cares about me the most. The weather is not normal these days. I have a little cold, and I feel very sick. Who can understand? A cold was originally a very sad disease, but nothing happened with your arrival.
I don't know what happened to my health these two years. I always have a cold, a fever and a cold sweat. Although sneezing and runny nose are uncomfortable, my voice is very magnetic and resonant, and I feel a little inexplicably happy because it is different in peacetime. I seem to have a cold. After taking some medicine to sleep, I feel that the day of injection is near again.
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