How many funny sentences are there in Chongqing dialect? (59 sentences)

1, and Mr. Lao She's excellent words in this novel add a lot of elegance to the language characteristics of this novel.

2. joke: the next day, when we were discussing how tall Yao Ming was, Sichuan PLMM, who usually likes to wrangle next to me, wrangled again: "How tall is Yao Ming? There is a man in our hometown who is much taller than him. " "who?" We asked in unison.

3, great male chauvinism, "great" is tailored according to the characteristics of one of my organs, you are older than me.

4. One more thing: "Mr. Xia's mission in life seems to be to dedicate all his energy and money to his concubine; Besides, he has no life and enjoyment.

5. For example, "Mr. Yang is from Shanghai, Mrs. Yang is from Tianjin and Mrs. Yang Er is from Suzhou.

6. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know how many children have been born with the southern accent.

7. A professor teaches in a foreign country: "Don't be afraid of being dirty in scientific research.

8. Everyone fainted, and two people with glasses even fell down ... One GG was unconvinced: "No more than 70 meters ..." But this Sichuan MM interrupted: "Only more than 70 meters?" Another man said confidently, "It's 7 1 meter.

9. I hate two kinds of people in my life! Hey ~ ~ one is racism, the other is black ...

10, a large number of soft children's words, showing "Beijing flavor" ...

1 1, "then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. A classmate quickly said, "I'm not afraid of being dirty."

12. The use of these idioms not only makes the whole novel catchy to read, but also forms a humorous language style, which helps readers to understand the society written by Lao She more clearly and understand Xiangzi's tragic fate more deeply.

13, I am longer than you, which means that our program is very long.

14, "[3] Therefore, the use of proverbs is also the embodiment of Lao She's concise thought.

15, Proverbs In China's 5,000-year-old culture, proverbs can be said to be the essence of Chinese language continuously summarized and refined by the great working people of China in their own hard work and rich life experience.

16, God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

17, a student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room.

18 ",[2]" Southern accent to the North "not only explained Mr. Yang's family background, but also cleverly satirized the marriage system at that time, expressing the author's dissatisfaction with the social atmosphere at that time.

19, "Then I poked the cow dung on the ground with my finger and put it in my mouth and licked it." Besides, I want to be observant. I just poked dung with my middle finger, but I licked my index finger.

20. The sparrow said, What kind of bird are you? The crow said: I am your phoenix! Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son? Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler.

2 1, Lao She often said: "China literature has always won with concentration.

22. Lao She is very particular about the use of idioms.

23. Sichuanese jokes are funny! A sparrow and a crow made a dragon gate array.

[2] The word "dedication" was originally a commendatory term here, with obvious derogatory meaning and irony, which vividly described Mr. Xia's good temper and lascivious nature.

25, such as: urgent, immediate, quotation, etc.

26. Proverbs are summaries of certain phenomena, so proverbs themselves have strong implications, and they are both metaphorical and ironic.

27. Hurry up, hurry up, a little more is not fast enough. ...

28. Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died.

29, this paragraph is a handsome word to describe me.

30. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trouser legs and said, "You guess, you guess.

3 1, the so-called two-part allegorical saying, is an oral fixed phrase with the nature of argot, which consists of two parts: a riddle and an answer.

32. A seemingly ordinary idiom, in Lao She's pen, you can read a different flavor from it.

33. "Well, people have been sitting by the river for over a thousand years. Wind and rain have caused arthritis.

34. ""why Last time, two bags of potatoes made me too old.

35. A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time and was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~".

"So, you people don't even know some basic common sense." This MM plausibly said, "People are sitting at 7 1 m, how can you stand up?" Everyone fell to the ground ... "You let him stand up!" This GG is still unconvinced

37. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question. Do you know where it is? It rains there almost every day.

38, ... from the essence of Chinese, it is also short, pithy and meaningful, and it is often used to send messages in the air for meaning.

39. Generally, there are two kinds of expressions: metaphor and pun.

40. "Leshan Giant Buddha", she said proudly.

4 1. Proper use of two-part allegorical sayings can make the language lively and interesting, leave a clear and deep impression on readers and obtain better expression effect.

42. A: Parrot takes a breath: Who is it?

43. My friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~".

44. Try it for a few years if you can! "Everyone is completely speechless ...-Joke 3: A teacher assigned his students homework to make sentences with" pleading "and" demanding ".

45. The pedestrian got up and was furious: "You told me to stop! Hello, aim! " 14. Beautiful sister, 2 years old.

46. Mom said, "I'll ask you to chew!" -Joke 4- The plane rocked violently.

47. On Sunday, I called her mother. ...

48. Therefore, it will make the semantic expression more vivid, make it easier for the public to understand, and at the same time make the language of the novel highlight the humorous style.

49. The number of idioms in the idiom Camel Xiangzi is not as much as that in dialects, but it is also very distinctive.

50. After the exercise book was handed in, one of them replied: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move."

5 1, but the gentleman's riding was so bad that he knocked down a pedestrian.

52. Many allegorical sayings in Camel Xiangzi have played this role.

53. The sentence patterns and sentence patterns of these proverbs are very simple, but a short sentence contains very rich content.

54, I pour ~! ! * * * Be right back after the commercial.

55. Idioms Mr. Lao She's use of idioms makes the novel more oral, vivid and interesting.

56. They are our most precious wealth.

57. This usage can better reflect the content of the novel and make the characters more vivid than using a derogatory term directly.

58. Joke 5- There is a lot of noise on the plane. Some people are carrying snakeskin bags, some people are carrying live chickens and ducks, and the security inspector is sweating profusely: "Back to back, you have to make up the ticket. You are overweight and old.

[2] The word "reciprocity" was originally a neutral word, but it has a derogatory meaning when used here, satirizing some indecent lives of Mr. Yang's family and exposing the hypocrisy and vulgarity of Mr. Yang's family.