Classic domineering funny mood phrases

1. Man was born by his mother, and the demon was invented by his mother!

2, a small amount is not a gentleman, and it is not a trojan horse.

3. Is there still true love? Of course, there are many TV dramas. 4. Others will only call you a bastard, and I will produce evidence to prove that you are a bastard. 5. If you get money, you don't envy Yuanyang or immortals.

6. Move the world with lewdness instead of coquettish

7. With you, I have the whole world, so when you and the cup appeared in front of me at the same time, I saw the World Cup.

8. Your future depends on your dreams now. Go to sleep for a while.

9. Men are reliable, so you should be reliable. Women are lovable, so you should be lovable

1. In a blink of an eye, it has nothing to do with romantic feelings

11. If people don't love me, I don't love them. If people love me, they will commit themselves to each other

12. True feelings are not what you think, and they will never be tough

13. We have a little disagreement.

14. Your way of speaking is called "pull" in rhetoric.

15. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

16. How much is the money in your bag? Give me a catty.

17. Understanding a person is much more difficult than understanding a person! !

18. God loves to joke, so smile along!

19. Because I love you with all my heart, I can only give up on you heartlessly.

2. Height is only data, and the connotation is height.

21. Men are firm when they are decisive, while women are rash when they are decisive.

22. Many people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens outside the earth.

23. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism. If you reason with him, he will play rogue with you

24. You can't be a model, but it's ok to be a Kai Zi.

25. If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

26. If you don't do something shocking, you won't be an earth-shattering person!

27. Find a serious wife and a punctual lover.

28. Itching is the noblest feeling, and scratching is the most elegant action.

29. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

3. I am an emotional person, but I like rational people.

31. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go!

32. If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will go out.

33. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

34. Ideals are like underwear. You should have them. But you can't prove that you have it for everyone!

35. It is said that the strong twisted melon is not sweet, but it is not strong twisted, and even the unsweetened melon is not eaten.

36. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

37. The power went out. Put in the candle and watch TV.

38. The PE teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

39. At the traffic lights after drinking, my face is always red! Too many cars finally make the road indigestion!

4. Only when you have banknotes can you go to the back of the banknotes.

41. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

42. The buildings in this city are so high that you can't see the distance even if you stand on the shoulders of giants.

43. The flowers my father raised died, the birds died and the dogs died. Fortunately, I am still alive.

44. I'm not afraid of thieves carrying tools, but I'm afraid thieves know technology!

45. Men have the heart of spring, which passes through the heat of summer and is collected by women in the clouds of autumn.

46, peach blossoms appear on your face, and you don't know why the flowers are so red.

47, that person looks, how to put it, the pixels are relatively low.

48, handsome boy, his back is quite tough, and he hasn't been dealt with by a woman. Classic funny mood phrase

1. Handsome is useless! In the end, it was eaten by a pawn!

2. Close your left eye and see your lovely shyness.

3. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

4. Take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

5. You accompany me to jump off the building on the first floor, and I accompany you to jump into the river in the desert.

6. Whether cycling is fashionable depends on whether you are really poor.

7. Time is stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

8. Don't be sad all day, just think about what score you got in the exam.

9. When the road is rough, let's go with a coax.

1. Women's wrinkles are old, while men's wrinkles are vicissitudes.

11. You should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

12. I wanted a schoolmate, but I didn't expect to be given a class of schoolmasters.

13. A person's greatest sorrow is his unwillingness to be himself.

14. I lost my temper, and I was afraid that others would hit me.

15. Bajie, don't think that you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

16. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

17. It took me a long time to pay for my mobile phone, so I realized that my words were so valuable.

18, please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

19. In fact, the one who cares about you the most is always the one who hurts you the most.

2. What should I do when I get old? Those square dances look so difficult.

21. Don't smile at your cell phone at home, parents will think you are in love.

22. On Sunday morning, it was white, and Li Gongjun, the garbage collector, lined up.

23. Be the wife of your enemy in your next life and spend all his money to get back at him.

24. I hope to see the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.

25. So many people in the street are dressed so dangerously, but they look so safe!

26. You'd better not use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

27. I want to be your heart. If you piss me off, I won't jump.

28. Since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head.

29. Marriage is the grave of love. Without it, you will be come to a bad end.

3. I don't need too many words to love you, just having you in my heart is enough.

31. Bitches are always bitches. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can't afford it!

32. Home is not a haven for a man after wandering! A woman's body is.

33. I always feel that in ancient times, I was in a good mood to lift my hijab when I got married, which was similar to scratching a lottery ticket.

34. It seems that I often do things that touch myself but make the other person angry.

35. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

36. There is always someone who can't hate you no matter how many times he hurts you.

37. Girl, hold my hand. Say all the sad things and come with me.

38. Parents' meeting and mistress are the same in nature, aiming at destroying family harmony!

39. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

4. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

41. How lovely the world would be if grades could rise as fast as house prices.

42. Don't feel that you don't love Russia enough. As long as you suddenly think of Russia, I will be satisfied.

43. Every time a new book is issued, the first reaction is to turn to the last page to see if there is an answer.

44. As for your fierce man who has been touched by countless pairs of men, you have the nerve to say that he is an airport

45. He is a doctor. What are the symptoms of my illness? I feel dizzy when I see my homework

46. I really don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better change careers and be my wife!

47. Everyone pretends to understand, but only a few idiots still don't.

48. Not all beautiful women who look coquettish are bitches, but they may be salesmen.

49. Speaking of the advantages of my boyfriend, to sum up, five words will pick a girlfriend.

5. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

51. Tencent is fine. At least he didn't forget my birthday and sent me his only blessing.

52. Look at the moon in the sky. It's so round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at the water.

53. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

54. The mobile phone was handed over for a week, and when I got it back, I found that all the games had been cleared.

55. After the exam, the academic tyrants are looking at which question is wrong, while the academic scum are looking at several questions correctly.

56. When I was cooking for the first time, I asked my dad how he was doing. He said, This salt is fried well, and it smells like a faint egg.

57. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You fucking think I'm telling a joke.

58. If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than calling a beautiful woman to turn around!

59. The exam is not about falling in love. Please don't flirt. The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

6. Please don't call me an otaku. Please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

61. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it is nitrogen, squat down in the corner and explode yourself.

62. My girlfriend ate a kebab in one breath, and my boyfriend said a word, which word you said made your mouth so coquettish.

63. Think about how different your world would be if you didn't meet the person who changed everything for you.

64. Someone just sat next to me. I used to slap, so how can I squeeze into my invisible wings? .

65. What am I to you? You are a lot of my fish, ah, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant.

66. Boda is profound and succinctly summarizes the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

67. In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy. The quilt suddenly hugged me, and the pillow sang me a lullaby. Then I fell asleep.

68. A young man went to lose weight. The doctor said that he could only eat two pieces of bread every meal. The young man actually said, before or after meals?

69. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince. He may be the Tang Priest. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

7. Even if someone calls me a mental derangement, I will look up and say to him with strong contempt, Are you in my hospital?

71. Sincerely seek investment, support and relief, and those who are interested have a private chat. I don't accept pity, I am a man of backbone!

72. I fell in love with my bed. We are both perfect for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, that jealous bitch.

73. How to make the person you like chase you? You stand in front of him and look at him affectionately, then give him a mouth and run. Trust me, he will definitely chase you.

74. There is really no coat like a school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put books in your pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

75. It's hot in summer, reminding the elderly that it's nothing to stress leg press, drink more water in hot weather, don't drink alcohol for health, and talk about what you eat. People are really happy when they get old.

76. The teacher said, students, don't be puppy love. What you are talking about now will be other people's wives in the future. As soon as I listen to it, lying in the trough and thinking about other people's wives will be exciting.

77. I asked my deskmate: If Ma Yun gives you 1 million yuan to eat, will you do it? Deskmate: I'm not bragging, but I can eat Jack Ma bankrupt.

78. Share an online shopping experience of mine: As long as you leave a message for the seller, I am a Virgo, then you will find that the things sent are definitely of the best quality!

79. Why are you smiling at me? Why do you make me happy? Why do you want to protect me? Do you know that my mind has been taken away by you? Do you know that you are bad?

8. If I can have 999 times of good luck in this life, I would like to share all 997 times with you and keep only two times for myself: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever.

81. Do you know why we can feel each other's heartbeat strongly when we hug? Is it because we love each other deeply and our hearts are connected? No, it's because you are flat-chested

82. Late at night, the Boeing pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously, request landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, take off immediately and make room for you!

83. Guest: May I have a taste of this orange? Vendor: No. Guest: Then how do I know if your oranges are sour? Vendor: You can watch me eat, and see if this orange is sour or not through my expression.

84. Yesterday, when I was browsing the space, I saw a female classmate saying: What will happen if tears stay? My sister suddenly made a whimsical comment: the chest is big and dripping on the chest, and the chest is dripping on the feet. I don't want that person to answer me: Is your foot okay? Funny classic mood phrase

1. Give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away.

2. I wink at you, and you insist that it is discharge.

3. I really hope it will start on February 29th, once every four years!

4. When the road is rough, shout, and then go on.

5. Distance produces beauty, and at the same time, it also produces small 3 and small 4.

6. Dress should be loaded with connotation, and coquettish should be tasteful.

7. How lucky I am to know you.

8. I love you sincerely, and telling you is a big adventure.

9. Math, I can't kill you, so kill me!

1. It's easy to live. Life is not fucking easy.

11. The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

12. Being haunted by the gods means: Whose toilet water is this?

13. It's all grades. This bitch ruined my relationship with my mother!

14. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

15. Don't curse if you can! once