Ask a joke about dragons or something.

Jay Chou meets a dragon in the desert.

The dragon said majestically, "Man! I can grant you three wishes! "

Jay Chou clapped his hands: "Wow! Awesome! "

A flash of light, Jay Chou painfully rolling in the desert, clutching his crotch.

The dragon said majestically, "Man! You still have two wishes! "

Jay Chou said painfully, "Come on, get my dick back ..."

Another light flashed, and Jay Chou stood in the desert again.

He looked at his intact crotch and shouted excitedly, "Wow, that's great!"

There was a flash of light, and Jay Chou rolled painfully in the desert again, clutching his crotch. The dragon also completed its mission and disappeared. ..