The joke of positive energy is a joke for primary school students.

1. Dad took the baby to a violin concert. The performance started and the baby was not interested. One hour, two hours passed, and the people on the stage were still playing the violin. The baby finally couldn't help it and asked his father loudly, "Dad, when can he see that wooden box?"

A man and a tiger are tied to two trees respectively. There is a candle under the rope that tied the tiger, and the rope is almost burned out. If the rope is burned, the tiger will eat the man. As a result, the man said a word and was not eaten by the tiger. He said, "Happy birthday!" The tiger blew out the candle.

When I met a classmate I hadn't seen for years in the street, I stopped and caught him. "Old classmate, I'll see you off." He probably thought I was showing off my car and refused. "No, no, just a few steps ahead." "No, classmates are polite." Say that finish, I pulled him into the car and used to hit the watch.

The little bee said, "Mom, Mom, I want to marry a mosquito when I grow up.". Mother asked, "Why?" The little bee said, "Because mosquitoes sing beautifully, everyone applauds when you see him sing!" " "

Xiaoming goes to school by bus. At 7 o'clock in the morning, there were many people on the bus. Xiaoming is glad to sit down. At this time, a little girl took an apple and said to Xiao Ming sitting there, "I'll exchange this apple for your seat." Xiao Ming saw that the red apple in the little girl's hand was drooling. He immediately took the apple from the little girl's hand and gave his seat to the little girl.

Xiao Ming wiped the apple with his sleeve and was about to take a big bite. The little girl sitting in his seat said, "Don't eat, I have to change it back when I get off!" " "

5, I was beaten when I was a child, and I was very wronged. I don't think I'm my own. I always plan to run away from home. Now that I have children, I suddenly realize that my parents didn't kill me, but they really love me!

6. The teacher and a group of children had a biology class and watched the whole process of chicken hatching. The teacher asked, "Do you feel strange to see a chicken emerge from the eggshell?" A child raised his hand and said, "Strange. Teacher, it would be even more strange if you could see how the chicken got into the eggshell. "

7. Child A fell into a roadside well and shouted for help. Child B heard this and asked, "Are you all right?" A quickly said, "call me dad!" " B: "No matter you, why should I call you dad!"

8. I caught the bus in the morning, and when I got to the platform, the bus had already left. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! " At this time, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Stop chasing Bajie."

9. On my way home today, I saw a bird. It was still trying to jump around on the ground after being injured! Birds belong to the blue sky, how can they fold their wings so small? So I picked it up and threw it into the sky! Hope to make it fly again! Hey! Do bad things with kindness!

10, son is six years old. He fell naughtily and scratched his scalp. The next day, I took him to take a bath, refused to wash his hair, and asked him why: I was afraid of going into my brain.