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Stay up late. Funny jokes.

1. Use the most expensive eye cream for staying up late.

If only I were as sleepy at night as in the morning.

I am lazy and have no characteristics, but I am a good cook who stays up late.

Staying up late is really harmful. I suggest you stay up late.

Don't stay up late, because staying up late will suck the dust away.

6. I am a plucked sheep, and I have lost cotton.

If I can't sleep like this, I'll move to the moon.

8. Children who don't sleep will be dragged to the penalty station by the moon.

9. Everything is going backwards, only staying up late is making progress.

10. People trapped by love are not sleepy.

1 1. Instead of passive insomnia, stay up actively.

12. Tell you a terrible thing: you will be hungry if you stay up late.

13. The moon doesn't sleep, and neither do you. You are a bald baby.

14. I have foreign time difference in China.

15. Be diligent in skin care and stay up late.

16. Ordinary little genius who stays up late

17. I have been staying up late recently, and my liver is not good. Can you call me cutie?

18. I'm Ao Bai's brother who stayed up late.

19. Even if you sleep late, people who don't look for you won't look for you.

20. I'll call you when it's cooked after staying up late

2 1. I dare not sleep. I am afraid that if I fall asleep, there will be another sleeping beauty in the world.

22. The lamp burned a hole in the night

23. I can stay up late. I suspect that I was a street lamp in my last life.

The essence of staying up late is to pretend to hurry.

25. I wanted to wait for you good night, but it was dawn.

26. Sleeping at this time is not called good night, but called burial.

27. I am a self-disciplined person. Since you said you should go to bed early, stick to it every day.

28. Don't stay up late. Staying up late is not good for mobile phones.

29. You can cook at night. Do you want some sugar?

30. Why is the mobile phone at night more fun than the mobile phone in the morning?