A hilarious joke

1, Xiao Wang took out a loan to buy a car. Later, because he couldn't repay the loan in time, the bank took his car away. Xiao Wang patted his thigh angrily and said, "I knew this would happen." I should have got married with a loan! " "

At his wife's birthday party, the husband gave her a box of gold jewelry in front of everyone. A friend said, "Look how happy your wife is! If you give her a Rolls Royce, she will be happier! " The husband spread out his hands and said, "I once thought so, but it's a pity that this car is not fake!" " "

At his wife's birthday party, the husband gave her a box of gold jewelry in front of everyone. A friend said, "Look how happy your wife is! If you give her a Rolls Royce, she will be happier! " The husband spread out his hands and said, "I once thought so, but it's a pity that this car is not fake!" " "