A little joke between doctors and nurses

A little joke about doctors and nurses

1. On a stormy night, in a certain hospital, an anxious resident doctor was about to take the elevator from the first floor to X on the seventh floor. Get information from the radiography room. Just as he walked into the elevator, turned around and pressed the elevator button, and the elevator door was about to close, a nurse from a distance hurriedly ran over. The doctor quickly opened the elevator door again and let the nurse in. The nurse went in and said to him: Thank you!?

The elevator went up to the first, second, third, and fourth floors. . . When the elevator reached the fourth floor, the door suddenly opened, and the same person in the distance ran towards the elevator in a hurry. The doctor looked at him and immediately closed the elevator door and let the elevator continue to rise. At this time, the nurse asked the doctor suspiciously: "Why don't you let him in?" The doctor said: "It's a good thing you still work the night shift." Nurse, didn’t you see the bracelet on his hand? That is only worn on the hands of corpses sent to the morgue? Corpse bracelet?!?

There was silence in the elevator for two seconds. , the nurse slowly raised her hand and said to the doctor: "Is this the corpse ring you are talking about?"

After two seconds of silence, the doctor, with a mysterious and weird smile, also slowly He raised his hand and said to the nurse: What a coincidence! Why is your body ring the same color as mine?

The nurse was stunned on the spot, and after a while she came back to her senses. , hit the doctor on the back of the head on the spot and said: What are you doing? You just didn’t let him in?!?

In fact, I have been unhappy with him for a long time! The new one has a better bracelet than us It's pretty good looking. . . . . ?

2. The doctor patted the nurse’s butt: the muscles were loose, the texture was sagging, and there was a lack of exercise.

?Pa? The nurse slapped the doctor.

Nurse: The skin is too thick and cannot be penetrated no matter what. It needs to be pumped.

3. Peer

After the nurse finished injecting the patient, she asked: What do you do?

The patient said: Just like you. The nurse was very surprised: Oh, so we are in the same profession?!

No! The patient explained that we are in the same type of work but it is not possible.

Why? The nurse was puzzled. I'm a spiker!

4. Family background

In Mao Zedong's era, people would be picked out at any time while walking on the street to sing quotation songs and asked about their family background, personal status, etc., so It made everyone very nervous.

This guy is sick and needs to see a doctor. Open your mouth, write a prescription, and let the injection take place. Entering the nurse's room, a young female nurse asked him to get ready. Cai Lun hadn't invented jeans at that time, so they were prone to accidents.

The guy accidentally dropped his pants on the floor.

The nurse thought he was playing hooligan and was furious, shouting: ?Beast!?

The man was startled, immediately stood up at attention, and replied: ?Poor peasant!?

When the nurse heard this, she got angry and scolded: "You second-rate son!"

The brother quickly replied: "My second brother-in-law is also a poor peasant!"

6. Difficult moments

A woman is giving birth to a baby in the hospital. When the labor pains became more and more severe, she asked the nurse breathlessly: "Has the most difficult moment passed?"

The nurse replied: "No, it is still relatively easy now." The difficult time will continue for another 18 years.

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8. Revenge?

In the injection room of a certain hospital, a nurse was preparing to give an injection to a cook. The cook looked back and was shocked. .

Cook: Why did you use such a big needle for me!?

Nurse: Don’t make a fuss. Last time you used a small spoon to serve me food, but this time I used a big needle to inject you. Otherwise, Others will say I am taking revenge on you. ;