Henan dialect version of funny sayings

Henan belongs to the Central Plains of my country, with a dense population and many dialects. Below is a collection of funny sayings in the Henan dialect that I have collected. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to it!

1. Don’t tell lies— — Daozhen

2. Thunder on a sunny day - Qinglong

3. One pie shared between two people - Shi Bing (tearing the pie)

4. Blowing fire with a rolling pin - knows nothing

5. The groom crawls out of the dog's hole - does not follow the right path

6. The evil wolf imitates the barking of a dog - has no good intentions

p> 9. The couple played chess - Duijiang (Duijiang Town, Dafang County)

10. Not giving money for shopping - Baina (Baina) (Baina, Dafang County) Township)

11. Three pairs of straw sandals - six branches (six)

12. The sun has come out - Kaiyang

13. Peace in the world - — Pu'an

14. Lighting a lamp in the toilet - seeking death (shit)

15. Not having a chicken for twenty-one days - bad guy

16. Land The master dug out his eyes - blind ghost

17. Five hundred coins divided into two strokes - two hundred and fifty

18. Farting on horseback - Zheng'an (Shocking Saddle)

19. Setting off firecrackers after the festival - Yu Qing

20. Marrying a girl on the 30th night - Bijie (forcing the knot)

21. Farting in the bamboo forest - Zhenning ( Zhenlin)

22. Wipe your nose with dollars - generous

23. Seal with ink - He Zhang (black seal)

24. Banknotes falling into the water - — Qianxi (Qianxi)

25. Grandma outside and inside, you are the seventh grandson

26. Grandma Xie is better than Shangqiu, Henan. Swearing words on the bed of the second sister-in-law—— Erge Village (Second Brother is here) (Er Ge Village is located in Nanming District, Guiyang City)

27. Keeping one's word - Zunyi

28. Dog sneezing - three days Sunny

29. Not having poop for three years - feces bloating (bastard)

30. The dung beetle is lying on the tip of the whip - he only knows that he is flying in the clouds, but he does not know that he is dying in front of his eyes

Expansion: Henan dialect version of the postscript

1. The granddaughter wears her grandma’s shoes - money (front) is tight!

2. The nephew lights the lantern - as usual (uncle)

3. Don't tell lies - Tao Zhen

4. The nose flows into the mouth - Eat by yourself

5. Five-yellow and June-yellow eggs - bad guys

6. Warming over a fire in a few fields - one side is hot

7. The beggar is leaning on a cane——can talk comfortably once and for all

8. A twenty-year-old girl can’t sleep alone——Sinan (Sinan)

9. Timely rain - Huishui

10. The husband wears his wife's pants - Wuchuan (worn by mistake)

11. Everyone has the same number - Duyun

12. Surgery on the belly - Maochang (touching the intestines)

13. The intersection of rivers - Huichuan

14. Walking to Guiyang - Zhenyuan (really far)

15. There is only one mountain in a vast plain - Dushan

16. The teenage son - Tongzi (tongzi)

17. There is an elder brother There is a second brother - who do you think is the eldest

18. Painting plum blossoms on the snow - dog's feet

19. Racing horses on the wall - the beast that never looks back

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(bastard)

21. The nun in the nunnery - no blessing (husband)

22. The monkey has diarrhea - his intestines are broken

23 , Cool clothes hangers and cool pockets - pretending to be crazy

24. Hanging animal skins in the main room - outrageous

25. Cows don't give birth to calves - awesome

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26. The King of Hell issued a notice - a series of lies

27. The steamed buns falling from the sky - the dog's fortune

28. Look at clothes - dogs see people

29. Flower Girl’s Legs——Taibai (Taibai Town, Suiyang County)

30. Blocking the Hillside——Guanling

31. Ten Thousand——Stone 阡

32. Valuable gravel——Jinsha

33. Running for a better life——Liping (escape from poverty)

34. Kowtow on the boat——Guizhou (Kneeling on a boat)

35. Kowtow on the back of a sheep - Guiyang (Kneeling on a sheep)

36. Ceasefire and ceasefire - Xifeng

37. Xiao The girl farts - Qingzhen (light shock)

38. Reading and literacy - Xiuwen

39. The second sister-in-law's bed - Erge Village (the second brother is here) (the second brother is here) The village is located in Nanming District, Guiyang City)

40. Keeping promises——Zunyi