If you want a funny joke, you'd better laugh until you cry.

1, the five-year-old son is a villain and knows a lot of knowledge. One day, my cousin and cousin came to play at home. My son pointed to my cousin and said that my cousin is a Japanese. Then he pointed to his cousin and said that his cousin belongs to Ha Han. Mom teased him and said, tell me, what is grandma? The son looked at his grandmother who was burning incense in front of the shrine and said, Grandma? Grandma is from Harvard.

2. I went to the old man to play, just to see his lovely son (more than three years old) playing in bed. The little guy rode on a big pillow, grabbed the two corners of the pillow with both hands and shouted happily, "Drive! Drive! " I deliberately teased him: "handsome boy, what horse did you ride today?" He gave me a white look and said loudly, "Idiot, I am riding a pillow!" "

10-year-old sister took a bag of crispy rice in the yard and ate it with relish. The 5-year-old brother watched eagerly. He wanted to eat and was embarrassed to say, so he said, let me try it. I think this boy is quite reserved, and then there is a classic scene-my sister puts a piece in her mouth and says, "Listen to this." . . . . .

The mother bought a parrot for her son and then went home by bus. On the bus, the son asked his mother, "Is this parrot male or female?" "female." Mom replied. "What do you know?" The son asked again. There was silence on the bus, and all the passengers wanted to hear what the mother said. She answered unhurriedly, "Don't you see lipstick on this mouth?"

Today, I went back to school by subway, and a little boy looked at me while I was mending my makeup. After putting on makeup, I heard the little guy whisper to his mother, "Mom, isn't makeup just for being more beautiful?"