A simple funny saying phrase. It’s a great joke if you don’t laugh.

1. Never give up hope at any time. The more dangerous the environment, the more you must ignite the will to hope.

2. If you want the so-called good: please let go of the so-called face.

3. What a pitiful group of people we are. We can’t get the ones we like, and we don’t cherish what we get. We have doubts about being together, miss the loss, want to see each other nostalgically, and hate to see each other too late. , his whole life is full of regrets.

4. No matter how painful and tiring it is, those of us who are in long-distance relationships, please never give up easily.

5. Loyalty is a person’s character. Loyalty to an employer is not something that lasts forever, but when you serve a company, you have to devote yourself wholeheartedly

6. Someone asked a question on Weibo to replace one of the characters in a movie or TV series you have watched with the word "lut" to see who is the most creative. There is a question about a beautiful woman lugging a beast, and there is a question about Ultraman lugging a little monster. There was a man who said, "Mom, I'll jerk off to me again, and I'll faint." . . Free comments are welcome~~~

7. Later, I finally understood through tears that once some people gain weight, they cannot lose weight.

8. The deepest loneliness is not a long-term person, but there is no expectation in the heart.

9. The female reproductive tract and excretion are separated, but the male urethra and reproduction are combined into one. Evolutionarily speaking, males are relatively inferior. Therefore, it is normal for men to be a little wild. Don't take it too seriously when your boyfriend quarrels with you. He is not as evolved as you. . . (Redirect)

10. Your dislike of me is something I don’t take for granted, and my liking for you is something you don’t take for granted.

11. When your hair reaches your waist, I will activate my double swords, cross slash and rampage, and take away all your long hair!

12. Stop smoking, and then smoke again It’s so exciting!

13. Girls with thick legs are envious of all kinds of thin legs, regardless of whether he is a boy or a girl.

14. Don’t think you are sending text messages in class. I don’t know who would giggle at their crotch

15. Many times, we don’t really forget, we just Know it clearly, and there is no reason to remember it

16. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

17. For no other reason than to be ashamed of my mother.

18. I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will cry in anger.

19. The general will watch the crab with a cold eye to see how long it will run rampant

20. You don’t have to love me, but I am in a hurry, so please tell me early.

21. Time flies so fast, only one second has passed, and two seconds have passed.

22. Humorous short sentences: A hundred years of cultivation can lead to a ferry, a thousand years of cultivation can lead to bunk beds

23. If you are sad one day, please call me , let me know you have this day too!

24. When I was a child, I drew a picture of 100 yuan to buy a car. The boss said that my money was fake. Nonsense, of course it was fake. Your car is not real either.

25. You smiled and said you wanted to forget, but I couldn't find the courage to leave.

26. The biggest mistake in life is to constantly worry about making mistakes.

27. I vowed to chop off my hands if I went online again, but later I discovered that I was the Thousand-Armed Guanyin.

28. I like you, this is a fact that will never change.

Twenty-nine. There are two things in the world that can stick to the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

Thirty. I am separated from my girlfriend, and her birthday is coming soon. , in order to give her a surprise, he planned to take the train there secretly. Then after more than ten hours of tossing, I got to the downstairs of her house. After knocking for a long time, no one answered the door. I called her and asked her where she was. She said: Honey, I am downstairs at your house.

31. The quiet time is all about waiting, waiting for a suitable day for you to open the door of your heart

32. The real warrior dares to face the bank directly The balance on the card, dare to face the number on the scale.

Thirty-three, the money in your pocket is the most heartless, and the fat on your body is the most stubborn.

Thirty-four. The most failed person in life is Tang Seng. People around him, whether they are enemies or friends, always want to send him to the West.

Thirty-five. As soon as I got up in the morning, I felt the urge to take a nap.

Thirty-six, I think I am not good enough and always make you not want me.

Thirty-seven. In your next life, be a cat. During the day, you go to work and feed me. I will bask in the sun at home and play with your tie. At night, you hold me to sleep. When you bring back girlfriends, I will cover their faces. Fuck flowers.

38. My mother’s hands are like a beacon, illuminating the journey of my life; my mother’s hands are like a cradle, nurturing me to grow up; my mother’s hands are like signposts, guiding me in the direction of progress; my mother’s hands are like a signpost, guiding me in the direction of progress; Like a tree pole, it holds up a sky for me.

39. If you don’t pay for your studies today, you will pay for poverty in the future.

Forty. People have searched for her thousands of times, and their feet have smoothed the path. Suddenly I looked back and looked around, there were countless aunts and ladies. Occasionally, there are beautiful women who come to visit, and some of them are married women. Most of the rest are basically unsightly.

41. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, no matter what, I will not give it to you.

42. There are thousands of Chinese people. If this doesn’t work, we must change it.

43. Show off your wealth in front of me? Huh! I went to the two-yuan supermarket to shop for goods without batting an eyelid!

44. Watching TV alone may make you feel It’s boring, but you won’t find it when eating snacks alone.

45. Hope, only with diligence can it be even more powerful.

46. Those obstacles that you cannot overcome are all because of your short legs!