Who can tell the jokes of Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang?

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together, and suddenly they met an emergency and needed to skydive-Jr&; 7% \ escape. Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone was nervous for a while. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather Z wBX= fan, cleared his throat and said, "well, if the mountain man can answer a few questions, he will parachute. If he can't answer them, he will have to jump by himself." Others have no choice but to agree. ({w # e Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought it was very simple and replied, "A JT. . "So I took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan said, "Twelve thousand." He also took an umbrella bag. Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Caozheng [1He2! I can't answer, so I have to jump by myself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and saved his life. Cao Cao was hacked * 5 {MM Congratulations to yourself. * 3pd”Rls For the second time, four people met an emergency by plane. Four people discussed it and decided to use the old method. Zhuge Liang shook GtsN4B*^] and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle that Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang? Liu Bei thought for a moment and replied, "Konoha! The Battle of>t "Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "That battle was dead: Jsh! 1 How many people are there? " Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. P+Sy. Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military." What did you do this time? " ! TVotJ。 Zhuge Liang asked, "What's the name of the soldier?" Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao Cao laughed to himself. C _ I5OI) The same four people fly for the third time, and the plane is in an emergency. Cao Cao thought about it, but Zhuge Raul tried to provoke me again, so that I could jump myself and avoid being humiliated. So he jumped into the air at high speed and heard Zhuge Liang shout to him, "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " "