A humorous joke with some compensation

A series of humorous jokes, plus a little compensation

If there is a joke, let's laugh together. This is sharing happiness. Perhaps happiness is as simple as that. The following is a selection of humorous jokes that CJ brought you a little compensation. I hope you will like them.

Selected humorous jokes, slightly compensated;

1, two people who grew up as childhood friends finally got married. At the wedding, everyone coaxed the groom into telling the story of marriage proposal.

? Actually, it's nothing. The groom faltered. I gave her a lollipop and she agreed to marry me. ?

? No way! How can you be so cheap to him?

The bride can't help blushing. When he proposed to me, we. . . . . . We are still in the kindergarten class. ?

2. At the classmate's wedding scene, the classmate and his wife talked too much!

The host tried to cut in several times, but all failed. Finally, they stopped!

Master of ceremonies: What a powerful dialogue this is, and what a loving couple this is. In this family, Xiao Sanlian can't get a word in his mouth, and how can his legs get in! ?

3. The ex-girlfriend got married. As my first love, I propose a toast to the groom and say: The bride is so beautiful today, don't say anything, I'll do it first, suit yourself! ?

At the wedding, my wife was so excited that she burst into tears and jumped on me and shouted: Honey, I love you! ?

Everyone at the scene was attracted by us, including the bride and groom who were exchanging rings on the stage.

I attended a friend's wedding today, and the groom repeatedly said to the host during the ceremony, "Forever, Forever, Forever, Never Leave"?

After a bunch of pleasantries, I suddenly waved and shouted:? Please witness that in case of divorce, the received gift money will be returned twice! ?

Suddenly the following cheered. . .

Selected humorous jokes with a little compensation II:

1, my wife has pimples on her face, and she complains: Why do I have pimples on my face?

I said:? Because God is jealous of your beauty. ? My wife is very happy,

I looked at it and asked? Then you are not handsome. Why do you get acne?

Me:? Because God is punishing me for lying?

2. The wife asked her husband very gently: Honey, do you want grapefruit or mango?

The husband replied:? You don't have to beat around the bush. Why not just ask next time? Honey, do you want to peel grapefruit or cut mango? It's gonna be okay. ?

3. My husband has recently fallen in love with online games, all kinds of sleepless nights, words of persuasion and seduction. I didn't do any of this. I just slowly opened Taobao when he was playing online games. How long have I been looking for him?

Now this guy has nothing to do but watch TV with me. Nima and I fight. . .

4. A few days ago, a woman added my button information! Add it in and continue to seduce me! I have been there before! There will be no pie in the sky!

Suspended spring, why do beautiful women throw themselves at you? There are only three possibilities! First, my wife applied for another number!

Mistress, please test me with your best friend!

Third, professional pimp! So! I decisively replied to that button this afternoon. I won't betray my wife! As a result, there are five dishes on the table when I go home tonight!

Stop! Play with me.

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