Homophonic jokes and allegorical sayings

Two-part allegorical saying: Fried tofu with pickles-put lime on your mouth (salt) before you speak-say nothing (brush).

Hardcover Maotai-taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (see)

Holding a child-Shu (combing his heart), his father-Lao Su (Su)

The land god washed his face-humiliated (wet) face-the land god fell into the well-hard work (fish)

The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe), the sun shines on rainy days-false feelings (sunny)

Don't wear a hat in rainy days-the cock wears a hat on the plane-the official (crowned) chicken puts soot on the official (crowned) chicken's head-a few (chickens) peck ants-just right (eat) the soles are bare-the railings are made of real (needled) paper-not paper paste. Sticking to the wall-unlike (painting) a kidnapper going to the hospital-consciously (curing feet) frogs jumping drums-knowing (drumming) walking down the coal mine with crutches-unlucky step by step (coal) pulling a beard to cross the street-modest (growing a beard) drawing a horse-strange (riding) jujube stone chopping board-a few words (saw)

Blow the trumpet on the mountain-the name (sound) resounds all over the country, and drum in the ravine-recall (sound)

The kitchen god in the door god-there is something in the words (there is something in the picture) (there is something in the picture) clap your hands on the horse-too far from the point (hoof)

Turn over a small stove-unlucky (coal) to eat a small bowl-relying on the sky (supplement)

Grandfather eats Coptis chinensis-it's hard for him to climb the ladder to the high room-he can't catch up with the nuns in Yan (Yan) Temple-Wufu (husband) has run out of lamp oil to burn his heart (core) and close the knife in the cesspit-Wen (smell) can't, Wu (dance) can't burn the flagpole: there are long rows of charcoal (sigh) to wear shoes without an awl-true (touching the lamp).

● Air bag-pretend to be crazy and sell silly. (install wind).

●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

Low straw hat throw pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums).

● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't).

● Shorty transition-peace of mind. (Pan Xin).

● Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

●/kloc-weather in 0/2 months-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

* * * Toilet or stone-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

● Confucius moved-completely lost. All the books.

●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

●. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

● Scholar's towel-guaranteed to lose. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

● It's not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag).

● Slash the bamboo with a blunt knife-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds and bug-everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside).

●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.

Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind).

Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.

●. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end).

● Walking in the watermelon field. (The circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. One bag is not as good as one.

The beans at the bottom of the bowl-lifelike. (the grain enters the eye).

● Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

Low poor carpenter entrepreneurship-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

● Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

There is no oil in the lamp-wasting your heart. (Waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

● Stick to Huang Lian-suffering year after year. (sticky)

● Open a drawer in the drugstore-for fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

● Riding a horse in an opera-no way. (on foot)

● Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-as scheduled. Salt comes first.

● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

● From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).

● Carry a lantern and move a stone-do it. (copy).

● The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

● The whip in the cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).

●. The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

● Aviation somersault-from wrong to right. (inverted flight test).

●. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-he has nothing. (No temple).

● The freighter goes out to sea-a layman. (Foreign Airlines).

● Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

●. Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

● Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

● There are reasons for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

● It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

● Eat ginseng on your ass-spare. (added).

●. The mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

● Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

● Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

● Talking to fans-. (rumor)

Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

● Sleeping in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit

●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra

● Eat in a small bowl and watch the weather. (author Tim).

● The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

●. Shouxing Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

● Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

Low. Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

● The stove has turned over-unlucky. (Pour coal).

● The rice cooker smokes-confused. The rice is burnt. Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces). Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)

The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)

Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.

Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)

Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer

Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by

Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)

Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)

Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)

The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)

Bean dregs stick to the door-not sticky (sticky)

Beans and firewood are on fire-hurry (dustpan)

Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)

Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)

This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.

200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)

Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)

Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.

The charm of drought worships witches-damn it

Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)

Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)

Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)

Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)

Sailing on the beach is shallow.

Cows without horns-fake scolding (horses)

I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom-not a person.

No money to buy conch-save (suck)

A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-taking risks at the same time.

Holding a horse spoon-sincere (sheng) heart

Holding cotton in your arms-a soft (warm) heart

Put the comb in your arms-relax your heart.

The poor buy rice, per liter.

A poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence (saw)

The tinker planted a somersault-handstand (iron)

Zhang Tianshi went to the seaside, feeling very strange.

Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud and begged (sunshine).

The donkey is riding-no wonder (riding a horse)

Cock wears a hat-official (crown) plus official (crown)

Knock dust on the chicken's head-how many (chickens) suffer from anger?

Chickens peck at ants-just right (food)

Just accept the sole without an awl.

A paper railing-you can't lean on it.

Paper stool-you can't do it (sit)

A papery stove-it won't work if you step over (the pot)

Paper pipa-talking (playing) is not allowed.

Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)

Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)

Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)

Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)

Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)

The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)

Jujube core cutting board-a few words (saw)

Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.

Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)

Bonfire bug's ass-not much (bright)

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.

Separated monks-troubled (temple)

Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temples)

Monk dragging wood-something happened (temple)

Monk's home-temple

Monk's skull-can't (send)

Chopping bamboo with an axe-in a hurry (section 1)

Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)

Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters

The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.

Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)

Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.

Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)

Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)

Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)

Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)

Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)

Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?

Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).

Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)

The plasterer fooled the mouse-perfunctory (eyes)

Masons have no ash-wait for bricks.

The plasterer beckons-looking for you (mud)

Masons' tiles are painted with knives.

The clay idol has grass on her body. She is crazy.

Muddy loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)

Fear of carpenters-just a word (saw)

Hanging lanterns in the air-mystery (hanging)

An empty shuttle for mending the net-there is no rule of law (weaving)

Empty coffins go to the funeral-there is no one in the eye (wood)

Empty steamer on the table-contending for (steaming)

Put a dry cage on your shoulder-get angry with the fire.

Needle on the thread board-hold it (don't)

Orchard in spring-makes sense (peaches and plums)

Watching the field in the Spring and Autumn Period-Specializing in finding fault (fork)

Glass Bodhisattva-Understanding Man (God)

Selling steamed bread-Yu (steamed)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed-the red one is (me).

Who gouged out his eyes-the blind judge (ghost)

Chenghuangmiao Drum-Ghost Watch (Knock)

Huang Cheng's master's horse-no wonder (riding)

Lord Huang Cheng's Hu Dou-Ghost Noisy (Fried)

Dai Xiao, Lord of the Town God-Running in vain (robe)

Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)

Open the drawer of the drugstore-look for (pills)

There is a fire in the teahouse-indeed as expected (burning)

Bo is in the teahouse-Hu (pot)

Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)

Rumbling in the grass mud pond-laughing (fermenting)

A straw hat is a gong-I can't think of it (loud)

Grass Beach Fire-Kindness (Green)

Buckwheat skin is mashed-the two are not sticky (sticky)

Vitex negundo L.

Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials

Little trees have little shade-they can't take care of them.

The tree has fallen-there is no shadow (shadow)

Bacon soup-needless to say (salt)

Eat too much salt and salt-just relax (salty)

Kimchi and Tofu-the word (salt) comes first

Boil tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)

Pickles dipped in soy sauce are too strict (salty)

The crooked monk confessed-something happened (neck)

Light the noodles-it's impossible to cook (rice)

Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)

Father-Lao Su (Su)

Military adviser-useless place (Wu)

The 12356-nothing (4)

One two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight,

Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.

Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top

Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.

One-legged pants-one set (skirt)

Be a widow for life-an old hand (guardian),