Cold joke puzzle encyclopedia (title+process+answer just like Conan gave the famous detective Agasa Hiroshi)

LZ is good, because Agasa Hiroshi is Japanese, so I can only give you what Agasa Hiroshi said. . . .

Agasa Hiroshi only tells cold jokes in the drama edition. Among them, M 1, 2, and 4 have no cold jokes, and the cold jokes in M 8 are told by Xinyi (Kidd), M 10 by Xiaolan, and all other theatrical versions are told by Agasa Hiroshi.

M 3 question: I have many grandchildren. How old are they? (ワシにはくのがぃる). What is this? )

Answer: 0 years old. It's just an egg. ワシシわし is a homophonic word for vultures, and "having more grandchildren" means "having more grandchildren" (a homophonic word for eggs). Still an egg, of course, it is 0 years old.

M 5 Question: (88-year-old named Mi Shou, 77-year-old named Xi Shou and 99-year-old named Bai Shou. ) What should I call my 44th birthday? The tip is that this is composed of a Chinese character and three katakana characters, and the birthday character can be ignored.

Answer: Forty-four is exactly half of eighty-eight, right? Eighty-eight is rice (こめ), and the English word for rice is rice(ライス). Because it is a half bowl (はん), it is a half bowl of rice (half bowl).

M 6 question: Mr. A of this game company can't help falling in love with cocoon playing when he goes to work. What should the boss do with Mr. A when he sees this situation?

Option: 1. I praised him because I finally survived the game. I fired him because I played games at work. Because he sleeps soundly in the cocoon, let him continue to sleep like this.

A: "Cocoon" refers to silkworm cocoon. Moreover, silkworms spin silk and form cocoons (かぃこ, the same sound as dismissal). In other words, firing is firing. コクーン→ Cocoon (まゆ) → Silkworm (かぃこ) → Dismissal (かぃこ) →クこ

M 7 question: There was a first lover named Wonai in Qing Dynasty, but this girl was going to marry another man. After learning about the chemical celebration:

Option: 1, angry; 2, happy; 3. cry.

Answer: 3. Cry. It comes from "The Pain of Chemical Celebration". A man as powerful as Hua Qing also has a weakness. He will cry when kicked. The tibia (the front side of the calf) is "the pain of celebrating". The groom (むこ) and Werner (ぅずね) are going to get married. Together, it is the "tibia" (the front of the calf, むこぅずね).

M 9 question: during this trip, Mrs. yuan went to the clinic for treatment. Excuse me, what happened to Mrs. Yuan?

Option: 1, if you eat too much, you will have a bad stomach; 2. I fell and sprained my foot; 3, too much sun exposure, heatstroke. (Hint: English, boat)

Answer: 2, sprain. In English, the ship is ship(シップ), so Yuan's sprained foot needs plaster (wet cloth).

M 1 1 Question: The scandal of the former king was revealed in the Fish Kingdom next to the Ocean Monument, so snapper took over. Which of the following is the former king?

Option: 1, squid; 2. Octopus; 3. crabs.

Answer: The answer is the first one, squid. "Your Majesty" can be divided into "King" and "Your Majesty". If you add "Your Majesty" to the squid, it is "Your Majesty the squid" (pronounced "false" in Japanese). Squid, your majesty, means "fake"

M 12 Question: A Chinese opera singer had a sore throat and was waiting for surgery, but later gave up the surgery and was cured by taking his grandfather's pills. Who is the opera singer?

Options: A, soprano B, contralto C, tenor D, bass hint: What is surgical English? Surgery is commonly known as Ope in Japanese plus (Grandpa's Pill).

Answer: The singer of Opera A gave up the operation. After the opera was removed (Ope), only (ra) remained. Pills refer to drugs that are kneaded into small round particles (grandfather pills), which can also be said to be (grandfather small round). After combining just (ra), ra ... grandfather's (soprano) ... small circle (meaning blessing).

M 13 question: It rained this year, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, who can only meet on Tanabata, decided to spend it at will on Tanabata (with their lover). Next, which of the following is that day?

Options: 1, 65438+1New Year's Day in October1; 2. beginning of spring around February 2; 3. Daughter's Day on March 3; Dragon Boat Festival (also Children's Day and Boys' Day) on May 5th.

Answer: 4. Reason: May 5th is Children's Day, that is, Children's Day, which is written separately as Children's Day and read as Love Day.

M 14 Question: Puzzle: Bumei, Yuantai and Yan Guang are all good children. Which one has nothing to do with flying boats?

Option: 1. Bumei 2. Yuantai 3. Yan Guang 4. This is very important.

Answer: 4. Reason: They are all good children, so "no behavior" → flying boat (ひこせん) can be summarized as flying boat.

M 15 Question: What is the most suitable snack in the snack stand of Power Snow Ski Resort?

Options: 1, baked sweet potato, 2, baked in Loki, 3, baked squid; 4, octopus burning.

The answer is 4, Octopus is cooked, because only Octopus is cooked with powder. Xiaolan listens to Ye and says that Octopus is cooked in Kansai and is called powder dumplings. This puzzle didn't even turn, and it was easily guessed by Bumei. Then Zuhara guessed another one: "Which of those foods is the most suitable for being a doctor?" "The answer is no, this is the root of obesity" (poor doctor ...)

M 16 Question: Many terms used by football players come from driving. When the word "close the car door" is mentioned, which of the following terms will it come from?

Options: a. offside) b foul b. hand) c ball c corner d. yellow card.

Answer: B. Handball. When the door is closed tightly, it means that it is not in the "manual" state, and "not half closed" is homophonic with "hand".