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What are some humorous sentences that laugh at themselves and sing badly?

Laugh at yourself and sing ugly humorous sentences:

For example, it's hard to laugh at myself for singing: when I sing high notes, it's like someone is choking him.

For example, it's hard to laugh at myself and sing: the feeling of my singing always makes me feel that there are hundreds of wild animals chasing me behind.

For example, it's hard to laugh at myself for singing: Did I choose the wrong song? Is this song too difficult? Or I'll start with nursery rhymes.

For example, self-deprecating singing is difficult: for music, although you can't hear all the notes, you can still enjoy them.

For example, singing is hard to laugh at yourself: a child who is tone deaf said, I want to sing to God.

Breathe in singing.

First, breathe in. When doing breathing exercises, do a good job in singing posture, with straight waist, relaxed chest and shoulders, free head, eyes looking into the distance, and full of affection from heart to face. Then, "sigh happily" to relax your chest. When inhaling, the mouth is slightly open, and the soft and hard palate are lifted, which is in harmony with the eyebrow lifting action.

I am very excited to focus on my waist and back, relax my waistline outward, let the gas flow naturally and smoothly, make my waist and back feel angry, and my chest naturally feel broad, such as yawning and feeling the above actions.

But don't exhale too deeply, or your chest and abdomen will be stiff, which will affect the flexibility of your voice and the accuracy of your pitch. Don't make any noise when inhaling. On the contrary, it will not only affect the artistic effect of singing, but also make it difficult to inhale deeply and affect the support of breath. Therefore, it is necessary to develop the habit of rib expansion and abdomen miniaturization in daily life.