A joke about selling a house

Just after the housing fair, green space? Emerald city is a bumper harvest. Although the tower crane has been erected on the construction site for less than a month, the groundbreaking ceremony has just been held. Although the shed of the exhibition cost more than 200,000 yuan, it earned more than 3 million yuan. He is the sales director, and his contribution here is not happy!

This marketing plan is quite good. The numbering method they adopted this time, there is a food market under this land. After the market is demolished, the original merchants are temporarily diverted to the temporary market next door and come back after the completion. But now they want to buy a large number of houses, but because there are few facade houses, I don't know how many people can buy them. This time, they have to pay 5,000 yuan to buy a so-called VIP card and activate it. In the follow-up process, you can participate in their bonfire party, Mid-Autumn Festival party, Hainan tour, gold coin digging and other activities. Everyone gets a prize every time, which can offset the property management fee in the future. If you don't choose the right house, we will give you a full refund without interest. To put it bluntly, this is a mirage. Few can win the grand prize, and few can actually buy shops in the future, because many have already decided by default. But we can actually use this money to do our great things. Thought of this, he ha ha a smile, out of the door of the sales office, next door is the shunt market, lover let him buy vegetables and meat sauce, come back in the evening to pack jiaozi.

He went into the market and came to the stall where he bought food. Pointing to a bundle of green vegetables, how much is it a catty?

? 4 yuan a catty? The vegetable seller looked at his answer.

? Give me a pack. ? He said.

? Wait a minute, if you want to buy food, you have to pay 500 yuan for a VIP card for farm food. With this card, you can pick in our garden at any time, and you can also attend the gathering of picking, tasting, planting and harvesting new vegetables held by our vegetable farmers. At every party, there are gifts such as cucumbers, cabbages and radishes, which are all natural and do not use chemical fertilizers. Eating is absolutely ecological and environmentally friendly. Of course, this 500 yuan can offset the food. If you eat enough one day, we will refund the balance and pay interest. The vegetable farmer who sells vegetables replied.

? Why are there so many traps when selling a house? Leng for a long time, he squeezed out this sentence and didn't look back.

Before walking to the egg stall, he thought that his wife also asked the egg buyer to put an egg in the meat sauce.

? How much is a catty of eggs?

? Four dollars and four pounds. ?

? Give me two Jin. ?

? Wait a minute. Sir, if you want to buy eggs, you have to spend 1000 yuan on an eco-egg VIP card. With this card, you can go to our henhouse and pick up eggs from the back of the chicken's ass on the spot. We built that chicken coop specially for Vip members. The chickens there are all fed with pure natural feed, including small fish and shrimp, vegetables, worms and drinking milk. We are reluctant to eat one of our eggs, and our children only supply three eggs in January. Of course, you can also call the roll, which chicken lays eggs for you. If you are not satisfied with our eggs, we also promise to refund the balance. Of course, we will charge a little management fee. ?

? What, you sell a house and pull up this tiger skin? He began to get angry.

Not buying pork, I don't believe it. Today, these vendors really eat themselves as food.

? How much is this pork a catty?

? Nine dollars and eight cents, my own pig, I slaughtered one in advance for the Mid-Autumn Festival and sold it after eating. ?

? Then weigh me 2 Jin, minced meat paste, and add ginger and onion. ?

? Ok, sir, please show me your pig card. ?

? What pig card? I don't know why. ? His voice rose by an octave.

? I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. You're not our VIP client. Tell you what, in order to let you buy our safe and environmentally-friendly meat today, I'll give you a VIP pig card temporarily and urgently, and recharge it for the first time with 2000 yuan. With this card, you can participate in various activities organized by our pig farm at any time. There is a pig arch competition, a pig hurdle performance, a roast suckling pig and a pig bonfire party. At that time, we can taste our most ecological roast pork. Of course, if you are dissatisfied with our service, we can give you a refund. ?

? What's the matter? You all think you're selling houses? He was angry.

? Sir, please calm down, please calm down. We just learned from the sales office next door that we are cheating now. ?

He looked down at the brooch on his chest? Green land? Emerald city? Service card, despondently returned empty-handed.

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