24 words that can't help laughing and crying.

1. China's synchronized diving, daughter-in-law and mother-in-law should be the best pair of partners, because a few.

For ten years, they always fell into the water at the same time.

Everyone's life is a book, others' is a happy life, and mine is a complete book of jokes.

Girls nowadays are too realistic. I am so ugly, their first impression of me is still poor!

Don't raise your hand to the teacher during the exam. He really thinks he teaches well!

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

6. Graduation is coming. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir, and all the students in the grade said in unison: headmaster, give us back the tuition!

7. Don't envy others. Think about what others don't have and what you have, such as ugliness.

8. I have passed a person countless times. I just want to spark with her, and my clothes are worn out at present.

Three dollars!

If you want to fall in love with me, give me love and a bag. I'll buy it myself. 10. People nearby take the initiative to add you: it's a man.

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9% are perverts and women,

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9% is WeChat business!

It is said that people's life is to eat.

About nine tons of food, whoever finishes first will go first. Suddenly I feel that my life is not long!

12. I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried, but I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more this thing is roasted, the better it smells, and then I bought a bottle of beer!

Thirteen. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

14. In the new era, women have some halls, some climbing walls, and some tinkering around the edges.

Third, I beat the hooligan, but I couldn't get out of the kitchen.

15. After my girlfriend disappeared, I immediately reported it to the police station. The policeman said to me, calm down first. If you keep smiling like that, we can't make a record.

16. Men's clothes are few, mostly because of these reasons: shops are too expensive to cut, stalls are too cheap to look down upon, and they are single.

Seventeen. Two years' experience as a head nurse tells me that it is useless to wake up my roommate and lift the quilt. Throw the quilt into the pool and cover it!

18. Life is like a cold, cold and hot. There is no panacea that can be cured immediately, but it is not fatal.

Nineteen. If you like someone, you have to confess, in case you become a spare tire.

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After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

Twenty-two I have always respected the RMB, and I didn't steal, rob or rob it.

Dear male god, stay with me, at least I have more than others.

Ten Jin of meat loves you.

24. Who is the person who won't abandon you even if you go bankrupt? A: Creditors.