Mathematical humor jokes

Complete works of mathematical humor jokes

When I was a child, I liked to put a bug or a swatted fly in front of an ant, and a small ant could not move. When it comes with a huge army, I will take the bugs away. Thinking that the little ants who send messages will be beaten by those people when they go back! Want to know more similar math jokes? Let's have a look.

Mathematical humor joke 1 mathematician's answer

Physicists and engineers got lost in a hot air balloon in the Grand Canyon. They shouted for help: "Hello! Where are we? " After about 15 minutes, they heard the response echoing in the valley: "Hey! You are in a hot air balloon! " The physicist said, "That guy must be a mathematician." The engineer wants to know, "Why?" The physicist said, "Because it took him a long time to give a completely correct answer, but it was useless."

That's the difference

Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer. Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been squeezed dry when the oranges are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?"

calculate

During the exam, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers.

At last he suddenly took it out and shook it.

The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?"

The student replied, "I'm checking."

Than wine.

There are two kinds of people who like to drink, one likes to drink temptation and the other likes to drink XO. One day, they argued endlessly about whose wine was stronger. Finally, they reached an agreement to catch two mice and fill them with wine to see who has the strongest wine. As a result, a black man drank XO and a white man drank temptation. After drinking, the black one fell down and the white one squeaked out. The guy who drinks XO is so proud that he just wants to insult the man who drinks for nothing. I saw the mouse come back again, standing in the middle of the room with half a brick in his hand, shouting, "Where's the cat?"

Mathematical humor joke 2 has ten dollars left.

I borrowed 500 from my father, 500 from my mother, and spent 970 on a pair of leather shoes. The rest of 30 yuan, 10 yuan for dad, 10 yuan for mom, and the rest 10 yuan for myself. I owe my father 490 and my mother 490,490+490 = 980. Add your own 10 =990. Where is 10?

Mathematical genius

In math class, Xiao Ming slept on his desk, but the math teacher didn't notice and was still lecturing. After class, Xiao Ming woke up and asked the math class representative at the same table: How long did I sleep? The representative of the math class said: You slept for a class, about 2400 seconds, 40 minutes, two-thirds hours, one-third of a day, one-thousandth of a month, one-twelfth of a year, and one-thousandth of a century!

Distribute math test papers

Small five didn't good the spirit of a took it.

Teacher: Look out! Hands, don't break eggs.

Apple's mathematics

Mu Liang: Mom, what is 5- 1?

Mom: You take five fingers and subtract 1. how much is it?

Mu Liang: ... This ... 5 minus 1 ... I don't know!

Mom: There are five apples at home. Mom ate 1. How many?

Mu Liang began to cry: Mom, you don't want me to eat apples, I want to eat apples, I want to eat apples. ...

learn math well

Little Tom has been unable to learn math well, so his parents have no choice but to transfer him to a church-run school. After half a semester, little Tom made rapid progress in mathematics and got an A in every exam.

Tom's parents happily asked little Tom, "Is the church teacher very responsible?"

"No."

"Is daily prayer useful?"

"No, I saw a man nailed to the plus sign on the day I first entered school, and I knew they were serious this time."

What is 3 π?

Mathematician: π is the ratio of circumference to diameter. Engineer: π is about 22/7. Computer programmer: π at double precision is 3. 14 1592653589. Nutritionist: You die-hard math minds, "Pie" is a delicious and healthy dessert!

How many times?

The teacher asked in class, "How many wars happened in Spain in the 15th century?"

"Six times." A student answered quickly.

"Which six times?" The teacher asked again.

"The first time, the second time, the third time, the fourth time, the fifth time and the sixth time."

Hunter's deputy

Son: "Dad, what is a drama?"

Dad: "The finale is very nice."

Son: "Then I am the best student in my class."

Dad: "Why?"

Son: "Because I came out of the class exam, I always put my name last."

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