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What will happen if you say "I love you" online?

Overview edition

I love you.

B:

Unreasonable version

I love you.

B: Ha ha ha ha.

I love you very much.

B: Go and hit the wall. Hahahahahahaha.

Typing practice edition

I love you.

B: You have the wrong number, right?

A: That's right. I ... love you ... every word is right.

I see. You ... are ... changing ... state ... right?

Ghost version

I love you.

B: Who are you?

A: I am a person who loves you very much.

Do I know you?

It doesn't matter whether I know you or not. The important thing is that I love you.

Stop lying to me. Who are you? !

Inexplicable version

I love you.

I just had dinner.

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Arrogant edition

I love you.

B: I don't feel very creative. It seems to be just the opening remarks of boring men. Ha ha laugh ...

Manual version

I love you.

I know.

A: Huh? How do you know that?

B: Because you are the 89th person to say this to me.

Human April Day Edition

I love you.

B: Why?

A: If I find a reason to love you, I will also find a reason not to love you.

Your blindness confuses me. Don't you understand that it's impossible between us?

Network ghost edition

I love you.

B: No one had ever said that to me before I died.

A: ... sorry to bother you. ...

Troubled version

I love you.

Really?

is that true

B: Then let's get married.

A: Huh?

Don't tell me you're cheating on my feelings. If you dare to cheat my feelings, I will commit suicide tomorrow, and I will tell people all over the world that you cheated me.