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Test ride, test drive; try to behave, try to scold, composition

Test ride and test drive; try to behave and scold

In the past, I was very, very, very... (ten million very are omitted above) careless, what 83>100, "+" Seen as "-", 7.5 3.5=10... When the teachers and parents saw such mistakes, they kept nagging in my ears. Therefore, my head was often as painful as a C4 time bomb about to explode. Unbearable. Recently, something happened that made me determined to get rid of this careless habit. It went like this: One day, my mother and I were walking on the road, and I saw a car with four words written on it: "Test Drive" word, so I read out loud: "Try to be good and try to scold." "Mom, what does this mean?" Before I could finish speaking, my mother burst out laughing. I asked her, "What are you laughing at?" Because my mother was laughing and didn't even bother to answer me, she laughed for nearly three minutes, took two deep breaths, and finally stopped laughing. She said, "You made a mistake. The second character is pronounced multiplication. If you don't pronounce "Guai", the fourth character reads "driving", and if you don't pronounce "shu", it means try to ride, try to drive. If it is really the word "swear" you read, wouldn't so many driving schools become scolding schools? Next time. Don't be so careless again." This time I was really humiliated, and I secretly made up my mind not to make such vulgar jokes again.