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What are the advantages of women's football over men's football?

[China Football] A woman's football team that deceives the world and steals fame and a man's football team that bears the burden of humiliation.

Let me start with an allusion.

Liu Bocheng once said: "Eating meat and bones are related in war. Bite the bone and fight hard; Great sacrifices, few prisoners. Eat meat and have a good fight; Less sacrifice, more prisoners. " Kuomintang general Dong also said: "The * * * production party won the battle because some people were willing to chew bones. An important reason why the Kuomintang can't fight is that everyone wants to eat meat and no one eats bones. "

This sentence can be used to describe the men's and women's football teams in China. The men's soccer team was scolded by the fans for its strong opponents, poor foundation and poor performance; Women's football opponents are weak, the overall level is low, and it is easy to make achievements and is touted to the sky. No one cares about how hard and tired the men's soccer team is, and the fans who lose the ball just scold them; The women's football team who eats meat pays attention to pays attention to it, with such a swing of hair, such a twist of waist and such a stretch of thigh. Countless people kneel under the pomegranate skirt, sonorous roses, selfless dedication, great spirit, strong will and generous praise. The world is really unfair.

It is said that the salary of men's football team is high, but I want to ask, is the salary of men's football team given by the national team or the club? People are paid to play in the league. What does it have to do with the performance of the national team in international competitions? Is it so unreasonable? Real Madrid's big-name stars have high salaries, but does this have anything to do with the performance of the Spanish national team? If the Spanish national team does not perform well in the World Cup, are Cristiano Ronaldo, Zinedine Zidane and Beckham also sorry for their salaries? Everyone plays football in the club. Who has offended who? Will the national team be paid for the game? The salary of the club is paid to the players to play in the league, which has nothing to do with the national team. Therefore, even if the performance of China's national team is worse, every penny the players earn is absolutely worthy. On the contrary, I played so many games for the national team, but I didn't know how much I got paid.

What about women's football? They all say that women's football is not well treated, I bah. What makes your women's football team compare with others' men's football team? Compare what? Playing football depends on strength, not on gender, but on pretending to be poor. No matter how bad the men's football team is, the A team is bad, and some people want to squeeze into the Super League. What does this mean? Does it mean that no one watches the men's football? Open your eyes and see if Changchun Yatai can enter the Super League. The facts speak for themselves, and there is no need for any argument. By the way, don't we have a super girl? Isn't the level high? Isn't this a sonorous rose? But is anyone watching? No matter how bad the men's soccer team is, people have been sponsored by giants such as Marlboro, Philips and Pepsi. How many companies have invested in women's football?

I said. This women's football team, that is, a senior official, keeps adding achievements to herself. No one is interested in seeing that gorgeous performance. It was precisely because the development level of women's football in the world was relatively low at that time that the country specially trained some such people for their achievements. Don't you see the mass base of women's football in China? Go to the campus and see how many boys play football. What about girls? Look at how many adult men play football, but how many middle-aged women have you seen playing football with aprons? It is ridiculous that a women's football team, which has no mass base and is only used as a tool to sue officials for promotion and wealth, should be so touted by Chinese people.

The men's football team made a lot of money, and people worked hard in the league, which was earned by blood and sweat. What makes your women's football team better? The men's football team is a professional player. What is a profession? I work, you pay. What about women's football? What's your occupation? Do you usually play league games? Is there a club? Your women's super club also gives you money, but is your contribution worthy of your salary? Oh, the national team competition. By the way, this is the best way to earn tears and sympathy. Good results in women's football international competition, ok. The state gives money. The women's football team has made contributions to the country and won so-called honors that may be worthless to others. The state rewards them and pays them. They are all national cadres, so it is better to put them in the State Council or the State Sports General Administration, which is their best destination. But, please, don't say they are professional players, they are just pets kept for people to see.

When men's football scores are not good, people often say that they don't want the league. It's not worth spending that money on the league. Let's watch women's football. That's interesting.

Where did the Football Association get the money? Does the league lose money every year? Is the national budget putting money in to support the men's football team? Do you believe me when I say this? In fact, the men's football league is making money to support the Football Association. If there was no income in the league, the Football Association would have gone to drink the northwest wind. However, the men's soccer team who worked hard to make money has become the target of public criticism and has become an insulted and damaged person. What about women's football? Can women's football make money? Where does the development fund of women's football come from? Isn't it the money earned by the men's football team? Well, maybe it's a feudal brand. It is only natural that men make money and send flowers to women. So we saw that the women's football team ate and drank the men's football team and won the honor. As for the men's football team, if you don't talk about work, you will be scolded. How can life be so miserable?

Are the results of men's football and women's football comparable? How many years has the world men's soccer team developed? Look at the professional leagues in Europe and the level in Africa and South America. Why should the men's soccer team be required to surpass them? Look at the investment of Japan and South Korea, look at their economic level, and look at the money of West Asians. Who are we to compare? I look down on those short-sighted mice. It seems that you have been in the league for several years and are qualified to challenge Asia and go global. You think all other countries are dead? As far as you know, other countries are watching, waiting for you to catch up with yourself? Do these people treat others as idiots or treat themselves as idiots? You are qualified to stand up and say that my investment is greater than others and my method is better than others, so is there any reason for me to develop faster than others? Who dares to say that? Who can say that China's football should naturally surpass South Korea and Japan? Are you shameless?

If you lose, it's all the player's fault. Players don't work hard, players don't care. It seems that everything is decided by these factors. It seems that with the 1 1 long-distance runners and the spirit of Jiao, China can win the World Cup? All the accusations are unfair, unjust and shameless.

And what can the so-called good results of women's football in previous years show? What was the overall level of women's football at that time? Just like the women's pole vault in those days, anyone can break the record. That's why China has this opportunity to cultivate a so-called powerful women's football team. However, other countries do not have the advantage that China, the CEO, decides everything. With the development of the overall level of women's football in the world, the myth of women's football is easily shattered. Don't you women's football team have the will quality that men's football team doesn't have? Isn't spirit conquering everything? Why don't you try to reach the finals of the World Cup and the Olympic Games? Now, women's football team should be able to feel the pain of men's football team. I hope it's not too late, because there are still a long and difficult days ahead.